Chapter 6
May 17, 1980
I was born the son of a lawless man
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand
Lived nine lives
Gunned down ten
Gonna ride like the wind
And I've got such a long way to go
(Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride like the wind, ride like the wind
Gonna ride like the wind
Located by Castaway Bay on Lake Eerie, just off U.S. Highway 6, the Bay Club often hosts shows ranging from music concerts to comedy routines. As the sky turns purple as day fades into night, several people, all sharply dressed, go inside a cordoned-off section club to meet with management and prepare for the comedy contest starting at 7:30.
Nick Standhardt is among the comedies, looking at some papers contains summaries of the routines that he intends to perform on the Bay Club's main stage.
He can see nervousness in the faces of the other comedian-contestants.
In the main room, which is dimly lit, Sam Beckett sits with some friends of Nick and Rick Standhardt. Also here is Chuck, the manager of Team Rocket, and Walter, the mechanic, both of them wearing sharp outfits like the others sitting around the wooden table.
And Al Calavicci is projected by the Imaging Chamber into the Bay Club, near Sam's table. The observer wears a light blue jacket, blue trousers, a white ruffled shirt, and a red bowtie. Polished black shoes cover his feet.
He and Sam listen to the conversations among the Standhardt twins' friends.
And then a man in a black jacket and black trousers walks onto the main stage of the Bay Club. A spotlight shines on him.
"Hello, my friends," he says. "Welcome to the Bay Club. How are you all doing?"
"Great," answers Al, though the host of course can neither see nor hear him.
"The Bay Club has been gracious enough to let us host this contest. We had fifteen people sign up for our amateur comedy contest. We have a panel of professionals who will judge them, and some headhunters may be in here- not those kind of headhunters. The contestants and the rest of us will keep our heads- I hope."
There are some laughs from the people inside.
"The contestants will be picked at random," says the host. He looks towards a table with three men sitting there. "Each contestant will have seven minutes to make you laugh your heart out. Now, if we can select the first contestant."
One of the finely-dressed men turn this cylindrical object and pulls out a piece of paper. He gives the slip to the host.
"We are now proud to announce our first contestant, Morton Wendell from the little village of Castalia!"
People clap as a young man with sandy brown hair walks up to the stage. Nick, standing in the rear, watches on.
"Hi there," says Morton. "Name's Morton. I come from this little village called Castalia, just about a ten minute drive from here. Now, it;'s a small village, and some of you may think it hasn't that much for entertainment, unlike here in Sandusky, let alone Cleveland. But here are the top five entertainment options in Castalia. Number five..."
Nick watches the other contestants from the stage, and Sam and Nick's friends watch from their table. The room has laughter. The panel of judges select contestants at random.
"...doing fifty in a twenty zone..."
"...I could see the full moon on a clear night. How far is that?"
"....I don't bleed down there, I just need these for earplugs..."
"...that's not a girl cow you're milkin'..."
"...what a wonderful birthday present..."
"He was being escorted to the electric chair..."
"...and now we have an actor wanting to play the President..."
"What do you think?" asks Sam.
"Uh, okay, I guess," says Scott Archer,m who is wearing his green Army service uniform with the rank insignia and service ribbons.
"I've seen better," says Al. "I remember going to this comedy club in San Diego when I was stationed at North Island. Had a laugh."
"Thank you," says the host as another contestant walks off the stage.
A judge cranks a cylinder.
Sam and the others watch, wondering if Nick will be picked.
"And now, our next contestant is Dwayne Parmer from Fremont, Ohio," says the host.
"Dwayne Parmer?" asks Al, his eyes widening.
"Who's Dwayne Parmer?" asks Sam.
"The next contestant," replies Maci. "That's who he said."
A bald black man, wearing a black jacket, black trousers, a purple shirt, and a yellow necktie steps on the stage, He appears to be in his mid-twenties.
"That's Dwayne Parmer!" exclaims Al. "Sam, he's a famous comedian. He did some live shows all over the U.S. And Canada, he appeared on Saturday Night Live and some movies, and in my time he has his own sitcom on the USA Network; it premiered in '97! Beth and I watch it all the time! This club was where he was discovered, I bet. I'm watching history. I wish Beth could see this!
"Nick has some really stiff competition. I'll be on stage with him."
the Chamber projects Al right on stage, next to Dwayne Parmer. The observer has a huge grin on his face. He waves his hand through the hologram of Dwayne Parmer.
Sam looks at Al and the comedian contestant.
"Hi there, Sandusky," says Dwayne. "Name's Dwayne Parmer. That's Parmer with a P. It was supposed to be Farmer, but our patriarch way back then slipped his pen whole writing his family name and it's been Parmer ever since."
The room is filled with laughter.
"And let me tell you something about inflation,": continues Dwayne. "Money is losing its value. I mean, I heard that last year the prize was $800.00. And now it's a thousand, but it won't buy as much as eight hundred did in '79. By the year 2000, the prize for winning this contest is a cool million dollars, which will buy you groceries for a week!"
The room fills with more laughter. And Dwayne continues his comedy routine.
Al is clearly enjoying himself, being projected on stage.
Sam looks on. Dwayne Parmer clearly has charisma, and must have had it back in this time if he becomes a successful celebrity in Al's time.
"...been to the airport..."
...sends its astronauts to ride the roller coasters at Cedar Point..."
"..he goes about picking beans..."
Al laughs. He remembers some of the jokes Dwayne is telling in this time.
"Okay, let me conclude with this," says Dwayne. "i remember how in the '60's, some black people burned down their own 'hoods 'cause of injustice. Burning down your own 'hood? I mean, these KKK and these Nazis, they don;'t burn down their own 'hoods 'cause they have to share a bus with a black man. These people were burnin' down black neighborhoods, and the KKK and the Nazis were just sitting back laughing their asses off! I mean, if the KKK and the Nazis were paying them to hurt other black people, what would they do differently?"
The room is filled with laughter, including loud laughter from Sam.
"All right, my time is up," concludes Dwayne. "Thank you for your time."
Backstage Nick is still snickering over Dwayne's comedy routine.
"Carl Shepard," says the host. "Is Carl Shepard here?"
A man approaches the host and whispers.
"It seems Carl Shepard dropped out!" exclaims the host. "Oh well. The competition for the grand prize is fierce. We will continue."
One of the judges hands the host a slip of paper.
"Our next contestant is Nick Standhardt!" exclaims.
Sam and the others at the table stand up.
Nick looks towards the main room.
"Don;t chicken out, Nick," says Al.
Nick takes a deep breath.
And then he walks towards the microphone on the stand.
"Uh, hi there," he says.Nick looks at his friends, and the leaper disguised as his twin brother. "I..I'm feeling nervous."
There is silence, from him and the audience. Even Dwayne Parmer has a look of worry on his face.
"I'm nervous. This is the first time I did comedy in front of an audience, in a contest. I'm so nervous, that ...that if it were electricity, it could power the whole Great Lakes region. I mean, imagine if you could invent a way to turn people;'s anxiety and nervousness into an energy source. Then you'd be the richest human that ever lived, richer than any emperor of Rome, richer than Rockefeller and Carnegie and Henry Ford ever were!
"Now, let me tell you about rent. Rents have been rising here in Sandusky. The contract my brother and I have with our landlord states that rent increases only taken effect on New Year's Day. So every New Year's Day, we get a New Year's present from our landlord. Hey, Nick and Rick, you get to pay more rent per month. Happy New Year!"
There is laughter from the audience.
"And you heard of this new fad called video games?" continues Nick. "You plug this box into your TV, and by moving a joystick, you get to move images on the screen. These Hollywood producers just want to make a profit,. Now they expect you to make the pictures move for them!"
There is some laughter.
"A sailor boards a submarine for the first time..."
Nick continues his routine. There is muted laughter.
But then, as he continues his comedy routine the laughter intensifies.
Both Sam and Al notice this.
And he continues, and the laughter keeps getting more intense.
"..that's my daughter!" exclaims Nick.
The whole main room bursts with laughter.
"Okay, okay," says Nick. "I have less than a minute left. I now you've laughed at my jokes and the others' jokes. But you know, laughter's not a limited resource, like oil or wood or steel. There's no quota that limits how much we can laugh. There are three contestants after me, I think., Listen to them. And let them tickle your souls. Thank you."
Sam and al and everyone else in the room claps.
A minute later, the next contestant appears to start her comedy routine.
Oooooo
"All right," says the host, the spotlight shining on him. "I hope you enjoyed these comedy skits. But the judges have made their decisions and are going to announce the winners."
Sam, Al, Nick and the others look on.
"Our third place prize is a 50% coupon off any entree, right here in the Bay Club!" continues the host. He holds up a card. "Third place goes to..."= there is a sound of a drum roll-"..Melody Mitchell!"
A woman in a blue dress, with her blond-hair tied in a ponytail, walks up to the stage, and the spotlight is shone on her,. She waves and smiles.
"Thank you," she says.
"We hope you enjoy a meal here," says the host.
"At least I won't have to cook," says Melody.
"Now let;'s announce second place. The prize is 25% off tickets for four at Cedar Point, right here in Sandusky. And our second place winner is.."-a drum roll sound plays over the speakers-"...Connor Tucker!"
A young man with dark brown hair and a dark brown beard approaches the stage, shaking the hand of the host."
"Haven;t been to Cedar Point in a while," he says. "I'll definitely be going this summer."
the host looks at the audience. "and now for the grand prize," he says. "One thousand dollars, cash. And our first place winner here..."
A much more extravagant drum roll sound Is played.
Sam and Al and the others at the table all look on.
Nick is focused.
His heart races.
His plans are sweaty.
"..by unanimous decision, first place goes to...
"...Dwayne Parmer!"
"I knew it!" exclaims Al, a big grin on his face.
Dwayne steps onto the stage, illuminated by the spotlight. Everyone is the room applauds.
"than k you, Thank you," he says. "I want to thank you and the judges.
"and I want to thank the others here. You were funny, I even had a few laughs. Yes, there is only one first place,. But we all lift each other up."
"He's right," says Sam, thinking about his six years of leaping. "We do lift each other up."
Nick taps Dwayne on the shoulder.
"Yes?' he asks.
"Congratulations," says Nick, extending his right hand. "You deserve it."
"Thank you," replies Dwayne, shaking his hand.
"You're welcome."
"We all thank you for your time here," says the host.
Nick walks to the main room and stands by his friends and Sam.
"You did good," says Sam.
"Yeah," adds Chucky. "You had me laughing."
Al looks up.
"I was laughing, Gooshie!" he exclaims. "Don't worry about us! I can laugh. Beth and I will be fine!"
oooooo
We were scared this affair
Would lead our love into
Somethin' happened along the way
Yesterday was all we had
Somethin' happened along the way
What used to be happy is sad
Somethin' happened along the way
And yesterday was all we had
And oh, after the love has gone
How could you lead me on
And not let me stay around?
Oh, oh, oh after the love has gone
What used to be right is wrong
Can love that's lost be found?
Just an hour later, Nick and his friends are at Benny's, deciding to go to a place they all feel comfortable for a round of drinks and some mozzarella cheesesticks and cheesy-bacon fries. Sam Beckett is still here in 1980, wondering why he has not leaped out.
"You know," says Al, "this place is still open in my time. I should take Beth here sometime."
"Al," says Sam. He looks at Nick and the others, and glances towards a pay phone which is currently being used by a young lady. "I'll go to the restroom."
Sam gets up and walks across the wooden floor, entering the men's restroom. There are two urinals and a stall. He looks at Rick's reflection in the mirror above the sink.
"I haven't leaped yet," says the leaper. "Does Nick still die?"
Al pushes buttons on the colored handlink. "Ziggy can't find anything," answers the observer. "I mean, nothing to indicate he's dead- but nothing on him."
"Maybe no news is good news."
"Ziggy's telling me something. He says that solving this leap, the key is right here in Benny's."
"Might as well enjoy thew night; Nick and his friends are pleasant company."
Sam leaves the bathroom.
"I saw you on stage," he hears.
Sam looks and sees it comes from a man, about five feet four inches, with short, dark brown hair and a big nose. "You were there?" he asks.
"Yeah. And your performance," says the man, "well, it's something straight out of a junior high auditorium."
"If you're just going to insult me, I don't have the time."
"But the material is good!"
Sam turns towards the man. "The material?"
"did you write your material?"
"No, I didn't."
"That material, if it can be delivered by the best comedians. If you can introduce me to the writer, I can make it worth you while."
"He's here. Let me lead you to him."
Sam leads the man to the table where Nick and company are sitting.
The man's eyes widen upon seeing Nick.
"You look alike," he says.
Nick stands up. "We get that sometimes," he says.
"Did you write the jokes you told on stage at the Bay Club?"
"Yeah."
"The name's Ezekiel Sheinlein," says the man. "I'm a producer from L.A., for Galactic Pictures. I grew up here in Sandusky. I was here for family business, and I saw a flier about the comedy contest, and I wanted to check it out. That Dwayne Parmer was sure funny."
"He was the best," says Nick.
"I came here because Benny's has had the best pastrami reuben anywhere in the world! I mean, the food at the Club costs a fortune, even with a half-off coupon. But anyway, your material is top notch. Would you be interested in becoming a writer for me."
Nick looks at his friends, who had heard the conversation. "I don't know."
"Take your time, friend," says Ezekiel. He reaches into his pocket and takes out a cardboard cared. "My card. Call me."
"Maybe" says Nick, taking the card.
Al looks on as Ezekiel leaves Benny's. He then looks at Nick, who is looking at the card.
"What are you going to do?" asks Maci.
"Well," says Nick. "I'll call him Monday morning. The worst he can do is say no."
Al punches buttons on the handlink. "Actually, Ezekiel Sheinlein says yes," says Al. "We know what happens to Nick. He becomes a comedy writer. His material is used in comedy shows, sitcoms, movies. He even got an Emmy nomination for Best Comedy Writer in 1993!
"And Rick still goes on to win the '82 motocross championship."
Sam goes to the bar, and Nick follows him. They both sit on stools.
"Too bad I can't watch your race tomorrow."
"See the man in the mirror?" asks Sam.
Nick looks and sees his and Rick's reflection in the mirror behind the bar. "Yeah."
"You always had their backs."
Unseen to Nick or anyone else inside Benny's, Sam is surrounded by a blue aura, and he quantum leaps out of the Standhardt twins' lives.