A Leap In Harm's Way by Glenn St-Germain Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert as part of a project known as Quantum Leap. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the project accelerator... and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing mirror images that were not his own. His only contact with the present was through Al, the project observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see or hear. Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting right what once went wrong, each time hoping that his next leap will be the leap home... December 22, 1969 Gulf of Tonkin, off the coast of Vietnam For a while, there was just the sensation of floating in a timeless void... it could have been a few seconds or a few days -- he couldn't tell. But suddenly, the endless expanse of white started streaking with blue, resolving itself into shapes and patterns, adding more colours, until they resolved themselves into... ... into the cockpit of an airplane. "... is too steep. Repeat, Hammer, your approach is too steep. Over." Sam Beckett looked around quickly to get his bearings. The sun was low in the sky, hanging over some tree-covered hills to his right; whether it was rising or setting, he couldn't say. Below him, open water, with a group of ships, including one which he seemed to be heading straight toward, an aircraft carrier. And he was coming in too low. "Hammer!" came the voice over the radio. "Pull up! Pull up!" Sam pulled back on the joystick, more than he should have, for the plane suddenly started climbing again. The flight deck of the carrier passed by far below him. He eased off on the stick, trying to level himself out. "Oh, boy," he muttered under his breath. "Say again, Hammer," came the reply. "I didn't catch that, over." Sam took a deep breath. He'd been in worse predicaments than this. He even seemed to remember flying a fighter jet in a previous leap, though he couldn't remember any details. He could fly the plane well enough. But landing was another story entirely. "Hammer," came the radio voice again, "what the hell is wrong with you?" "Uh... I'm okay," Sam stammered. "Circling back for another approach." "Roger that, Hammer. The CAG wants to see you when you're down." "Er... Roger. Over and out." Right now would be a good time for Al to appear, Sam thought. Almost as if on cue, Sam heard the sound of someone clearing his throat beside him. He glanced to his left, then did a double-take. Al Calavicci's head and shoulders were sticking into the cockpit from outside, as if the plane weren't there. Of course, for Al, the plane was just a hologram in the imaging chamber back at Project Quantum Leap, under the desert somewhere in New Mexico in the year 1999. And to Sam, Al was the hologram, invisible and inaudible to all but Sam himself. "Easy, Sam," said Al, in a reassuring tone of voice. "Gently move the stick to the left... gently... good, that's it. Hold it there while we circle." "About time you showed up," replied Sam. "Say again, Hammer," replied the radio voice. "I didn't catch that, over." "Cut your radio, Sam," said Al. Sam looked at Al with a questioning look on his face; Al pointed to a switch, which Sam pressed. "Good," continued Al. "Now we can talk. Straighten up the stick now... good. Okay, line up your compass at bearing one-six-four... good, good... push the stick forward, gently now..." Admiral Albert Calavicci, US Navy, had been a fighter pilot himself in his younger days; in fact, here and now in 1969, Lieutenant Calavicci, Al's younger self, was in a Viet Cong prison camp, having been shot down two years earlier, and would not be repatriated for another four years. Al continued to talk Sam through the process of landing the plane on the carrier; Sam touched down on the deck a little bumpier than he would have liked, but with Al's directions he made it down safely. When the aircraft came to a complete stop, Sam leaned back and breathed a sigh of relief. Only then did he notice two things. One, the sky was getting darker, not lighter, meaning this was late in the day, not early in the morning. Two, Al was wearing full dress whites. Al dressed in his navy uniform only on rare occasions; Sam usually saw Al with more colourful clothing. But since Sam had evidently leaped into a Navy pilot, the uniform made sense -- Al always dressed in his uniform whenever Sam leapt into someone in the military. This was so Al could represent himself as Admiral Calavicci to whoever was in the waiting room, whoever it was that Sam had taken the place of. "Nice landing," said Al, encouragingly. The top of the cockpit opened, and a hand reached over to help Sam up. Sam took it, still not quite sure what to do next, and climbed out of the airplane. "It's December the 22nd, 1969," Al told Sam hurriedly. "Your name is Harmon Rabb, call sign 'Hammer', a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy. You're aboard the USS Hornet, and that land off to port is Vietnam." "Swell," replied Sam under his breath as he walked away from the plane. Before he could say anything else, a man in khaki trousers and a dark blue jacket came out into the deck and straight toward Sam at a fast walk. "Hammer!" snarled the man. Sam noticed silver eagles on his shoulder. "What the hell happened up there?" "Straighten up and stand at attention, Sam," Al cautioned. Sam did so while Al made a face at the newcomer. "That's the CAG -- Commander Air Group. Your boss." "Well, Rabb?" "I... uh..." replied Sam, stalling for a reply. "Tell him your altimeter needs to be recalibrated," Al said hurriedly. "I think there might be something wrong with my altimeter," Sam echoed. "It seems a little... I don't know, sluggish somehow." "Hmph," replied the CAG. "All right, as long as you made it down safely. But you look a little distracted." "It's the heat," said Sam before Al could coach him on his response. "The heat. Yeah, right. I'll have the techs look at your bird. Dismissed." "Aye-aye, sir," replied Sam, snapping to attention again. The CAG continued out onto the deck, presumably to meet with other incoming pilots, while Al motioned for Sam to follow. "The altimeter?" asked Sam with disbelief, once he and Al were alone below decks. "It's the humidity," replied Al casually. "These old planes had problems with that down here. Not a lot, but often enough to make your excuse sound reasonable." "Uh-huh..." Sam was less than convinced. "Get changed, then we'll go to your... to Rabb's quarters, and we can talk," continued Al. "How do you know where his quarters are?" "I asked. It's not like I don’t know the layout of a carrier." A few minutes later, Sam and Al were alone inside a small stateroom. Sam had hurriedly changed out of his flight suit and into casual khakis, then followed Al through a maze of corridors and gangways. The stateroom itself was spartan, with a single picture on the desk, a picture of a man, a woman, and a small child. Sam glanced in the mirror, and saw the face of the man in the picture looking back at him. "So," said Sam, "it's 1969 and I'm in Vietnam. Why am I here?" "That's an easy one," replied Al. "You're here because in two days, Lieutenant Harmon Rabb gets shot down and declared MIA." "Great, all I have to do is manage to not get shot down," Sam said sarcastically. "Piece of cake." "If we can somehow prevent you from going up in the first place," Al answered, thinking out loud. Sam picked up the picture and gave it a closer look. "He has a family, Al." "Yup. A wife and a kid." Al checked his handlink, a portable display unit which he used to interface with Ziggy, the supercomputer which ran Project Quantum Leap. "I thought that face was familiar. Harmon Rabb... I know him." "You served together?" "No... not him. His son. I met a Lieutenant-Commander Harmon Rabb last year in Washington at some big do, and he's the spitting image of the guy in the waiting room." "Must be Harmon Rabb, Junior," replied Sam. Al checked the handlink again. "That's right. Harm's son, Harm Junior, joins the navy, and is still serving now, with the... aw, yuck!" "Something wrong?" "According to Ziggy, Harmon Rabb Junior is with the Office of the Judge Advocate General. He's a lawyer." Al accented that last word with a certain amount of venom. Having been divorced several times, lawyers were high on the list of Al's least favourite people. Sam chuckled in response. "At least he's still Navy," said Sam, still smiling. "He's still a lawyer... wait a minute... I could have sworn that when I met him, he was wearing wings..." He mulled that over for a moment, then called, apparently into thin air, "Ziggy! Are you sure about this?" Pause. "Check again! This can't be right!" Sam looked at Al with a questioning look. "The Harmon Rabb I met last year had gold wings on his uniform, meaning he was a pilot. Ziggy, on the other hand, says he's a lawyer." "It could be the uncertainty factor associated with the leap," replied Sam. "Speak English, Sam. You sound like a professor." "I am a professor. But whether he becomes a pilot like his father or a lawyer might depend on the outcome of this leap." "Whatever. Listen, according to the original history, Rabb was shot down on Christmas Eve. That's the day after tomorrow. Since you were up today, chances are you won't fly tomorrow. So take it easy for a while. I'm going to have another chat with Lieutenant Rabb." Al punched a few keys on the handlink. Sam heard the sound of a pneumatic door opening; Al turned and disappeared from view. Sam sat back on the bunk and stared at the ceiling. The next day passed by uneventfully. Sam joked with the other pilots, ate, listened to music, read, and listened to the CAG give a briefing of the next day's mission, a routine patrol. That last bit of news didn't sit well with Sam -- the patrol would be over enemy territory. This would be where and when Rabb would be shot down. Sure enough, Rabb was assigned to one of the patrol groups. "I don't suppose I could have tomorrow off," Sam asked the CAG casually after the briefing. "Sure you can, Rabb," replied the CAG. "In fact, why don't I give everybody the day off. Then we could all go home, and let the North Vietnamese take the entire peninsula! Why didn't I think of that!" Sam tried not to let himself react to the CAG's sarcasm. "Tell you what, Hammer. You do your morning patrol, and we'll see about getting you the rest of the day off. After all, it's Christmas Eve tomorrow." "Thank-you, sir," replied Sam, smiling. "In the meantime, you have a mission to fly tomorrow, so grab some sack time. DISMISSED!" Sam snapped to attention. "Aye-aye, sir!" The CAG snorted and walked away, shaking his head. "Nice try, Sam," said Al, who had been watching from the corner. Sam nodded in Al's direction, then glanced toward the exit. Al nodded in response; the two of them went to Rabb's quarters to talk. "Looks like you're flying tomorrow," said Al. "But forewarned is forearmed, so maybe you won't get shot down." "I'm not a skilled pilot, Al." "I am. And I'll be with you every step of the way." "Do we know how he gets shot down?" "Nada. Just that he was shot down while on patrol." "You said he was MIA... not killed, just missing. Is there a chance...?" "Hell, Sam, there's always a chance. I mean, I was declared MIA... and I came back. But there are a lot of guys who weren't so lucky. I had Ziggy run a check." "And...?" "According to Ziggy, Rabb's son never gave up on the idea that his father was still alive. In fact, she's been able to find out that in 1980, sixteen-year-old Harm Junior takes an unauthorized trip to Vietnam with an old navy buddy of his dad's to track down a lead." "And?" "Nada. Zip. Zilcho. But listen to this. In 1998 -- last year -- Harm Junior supposedly gets some information about how is father survived being shot down and eventually wound up in Siberia." "Siberia? Is that possible?" "Officially? Not a chance. Unofficially? Who knows. Rabb Junior even went so far as to take a trip to Moscow to follow it up, though. Ziggy found a news clip about Harm Junior being shot down in an old Soviet MIG somewhere over Siberia in the summer of 1998." "I thought you said he was a lawyer." "I thought we had that straightened out. Ziggy? What's with Rabb's career?" Pause. "Junior, not senior." Another pause. "Well?" asked Sam, impatiently. "Ziggy's checking on it. She insists that Harm Junior is a lawyer with JAG, but then all these pilot things keep coming up. And I know I saw wings on his jacket." "Maybe he changed careers." "A pilot give up flying? You must be kidding." "You did." "All pilots get retired sooner or later when they get older. But Harm Junior is still in his thirties... he l should still have as much as a decade of flying time ahead of him." "This should all work itself out after I save Harm Senior," suggested Sam. "I hope so. This is damn confusing. In the meantime, get some shuteye. You have an early start tomorrow. I'll see you then." "Right. Good night, Al." "Nighty-night, Sam." The next morning, Al talked Sam through his pre- flight check, then placed himself behind Sam inside the fighter cockpit so that he could give Sam directions. "Just what I need," said Sam jokingly, "a back-seat driver. Or is that a back-seat flier?" "Yeah, yeah... just do what I tell you and you'll come through this okay." "Did they get the altimeter fixed?" "Sam, would you cut that out? This is serious..." "Hammer, you're up," came the radio control voice. "Roger," replied Sam. Al guided Sam onto the runway and into the air, the rising sun at their backs as they flew towards the North Vietnamese coast. There were three other planes in the fighter group, with Sam in the number three position as they flew echelon right. Sam muted the radio transmission so that he could talk to Al without being overheard. "So now what?" he asked. "Now, we fly. Don't worry, Sam, you're doing fine. Hey, Ziggy finally figured out what's with Harm Junior." "Oh?" "Yeah. Harm Junior grows up to be a pilot just like his dad. But in 1992, he crashed his Tomcat during a night carrier landing, and his RIO was killed..." "RIO?" "Radar Intercept Officer. The guy in the back seat. Anyway, he was diagnosed with night blindness, which ended his flying career right then and there. But instead of leaving the service, he went to law school and became part of JAG." "I knew there was a logical explanation," replied Sam. "It's a damn shame, really." "What, that he became a lawyer?" "That too. But grounded in the prime of his flying career because of night blindness... and losing his RIO in the crash." "How's he doing as a lawyer?" "He's one of the top men in the JAG corps, according to the reports Ziggy dredged up. In fact, Ziggy forecasts a sixty-eight per cent probability that within 20 years, Rabb Junior will make Admiral and become head of JAG himself." "So it seems he's doing okay for himself." "Yeah... but he had to grow up without his father. His mother remarried, a guy who eventually became a VP over at Chrysler. Not the worst fate for anyone... but if we can save Rabb Senior, we can spare his family a lot of pain." "Roger that, Al." "Ziggy's running more background checks on... LOOK OUT!" Sam reacted instinctively, moving the stick to the right as a ball of fire appeared forward and to the left of his plane. "Incoming fire!" cried Al. "I can see that!" replied Sam. "I don't see any other planes, though!" Al poked his head outside the plane to take a look, then returned. "Anti-aircraft guns." The radio crackled to life. "Hammer, on my wing," came the command. "Blackjack, Jaguar, watch for incoming aircraft. Hammer, you and I are going after those guns." Sam looked at Al worriedly, then acknowledged the command. A moment later, Sam, with Al's instructions, was diving toward the ground, towards a cleared area in the jungle. Around him, more explosions as whoever it was on the ground fired at the incoming targets. Sam lined up his gunsights on one of the anti-aircraft guns, and on Al's command fired them. A ball of flame erupted around the gun emplacement, and Sam pulled up and away. "Nice shot, Hammer," came the response via the radio. Sam noted that his partner in the air had missed his target. "One more pass ought to do it." "Roger," replied Sam. The voice of one of the others in the squadron came onto the radio. "Foxbat, this is Jaguar. Incoming enemy fighters at ten o'clock!" "Time?" replied Foxbat. "A few minutes." "Roger. Jaguar and Blackjack, head back to the barn. Hammer, you and I will make one more pass, then get the hell out of here." "Roger that," replied Sam nervously. Again following Al's directions, Sam circled the plane for another pass. After that, continuing on the same course would take them back towards the Hornet; by the time the enemy fighters arrived on the scene, there would be a lot more than just a few American fighters to keep them occupied. But before Sam could get his shot away, the plane suddenly lurched and rolled; he heard Al's voice from behind him utter a string of curses and epithets which were almost enough to curdle milk. "We're hit!" exclaimed Al. "I know that!" replied Sam. Then, into the radio, "Foxbat, this is Hammer. I'm hit!" Sam looked toward Foxbat's airplane, and watched with horror as it suddenly became engulfed in a ball of orange flame. "Al," said Sam, choking on his own words, "was he...?" Al quickly checked the handlink. "Everything's going just as it happened in the original history," he replied. "Hammer and Foxbat were shot down; Jaguar and Blackjack make it back to the Hornet. I'm sorry, Sam." "So am I. I thought I was supposed to prevent this," he growled as he wrestled the joystick for control. The plane was belching smoke from its tail section, and although Sam was able to keep the wings steady, he was losing altitude. Fast. "Eject!" commanded Al. "Eject! Reach down and pull the..." Before he could finish, the cockpit canopy suddenly flew away, with Sam and the pilot's seat following a moment later. Al quickly punched commands into the handlink to stay with Sam as he flew into the air above the jungle treetops. A moment later, Sam's parachute opened, and Sam started drifting slowly toward the ground. A mile or so ahead of them, Sam's plane hit the treetops and exploded in a yellow-orange ball of fire. Sam floated downward toward the treetops a little faster than he would have liked. "Brace yourself, Sam," warned Al, who was drifting downward along with Sam. "These emergency chutes aren't like a skydiver's. You'll hit the ground hard and fast, so try to roll when you hit." Sam cleared the top of the jungle canopy, and saw the ground coming up fast. He braced himself, trying to relax, then stopped suddenly about ten feet from the ground. A bit of slack on the lines came and went, and Sam was left swinging, his chute caught in the treetops. "Trees," said Al, apparently standing in mid-air next to Sam. "Trees are nice." "Great," replied Sam. "How do I get down from here?" "You unbuckle the chute and drop. Be careful, Sam, it's a long way..." Sam unbuckled himself from the harness and dropped to the jungle floor. "... down." Sam landed with a thud, rolling to one side. Al recentered himself to be next to Sam as he slowly got to his feet. "They say any landing you can walk away from..." "Thanks a lot, Al. You said that I had to prevent Harmon Rabb from being shot down. So now what?" Al scanned the readout on the hand link. "Ziggy forecasts a fifty per cent probability that you will be captured by the Viet Cong and taken prisoner." "And a fifty per cent chance that I won't, right? Might as well flip a coin." "At least you're still alive... if we can get you out of here before Charlie shows up, you're home free." "So which way do we go?" Al turned slowly in a complete circle, then pointed. "That way." "You sure about that?" "Of course I'm sure. " Sam started off in the direction Al pointed; Al scrambled to catch up with him, walking right through a large tree to do so, startling Sam as he came out the other side." "Remember, Sam, you have one advantage that the real Harmon Rabb didn't have when he was shot down." "And that is?" "Me. I can warn you about dangers, I can scout ahead, I can..." Suddenly, two men, Vietnamese, both wearing dark, ratty clothing, appeared in front of Sam. One brandished a knife; the other was reaching for a gun. The one with the knife shouted something Sam didn't understand. But before either could react further, Sam spun on one foot and kicked the second one, the one reaching for the gun, in the face with a well-placed roundhouse kick. The first one lunged with the knife; Sam sidestepped the lunge, grabbed the arm, and twisted it into a jiu-jitsu throw. The knife fell to the ground with a dull thunk sound at the same time as the man's head impacted into the side of a nearby tree. Meanwhile, the second man, his nose running with blood, steadied himself and raised his gun. Sam turned and kicked the gun out of the man's hand; the gun went off, the bullet going high into the trees. Sam followed up with three quick punches to the face, and the man went down for the count. "Nice work, Sam!" "I thought you said you could scout ahead for me." "Sorry, pal. Grab his gun and let's get out of here. I'll go ahead and try to clear you a path out of here." "Uh-huh. Just how far is it to friendly territory." "Shouldn't be more than a hundred miles or so." "Al!" "We aren't going that far. If Blackjack and Jaguar saw your chute go down, they'll be sending a team to pick you up. All you have to do is get to the shore and watch the beach. Shouldn't be more than five, six miles from here. Maybe ten." "Ten miles. In the jungle." "About that. Twelve, tops." "Al!" "The longer you stand around here yakking, the longer it will take... and these joker's friends will be looking for them before long. Chances are, they saw the chute go down as well." "Swell," replied Sam dejectedly as he started off. "Any more good news?" "Yeah. Watch out for snakes." Sam shot Al a glare, but said nothing. A few hours later, Sam stopped to rest. The jungle looked the same as it did when he had landed, but Al assured him that they were now two miles from the coast. If they kept up their pace, Sam would make the beach by nightfall. "What do we do when we get there?" asked Sam. "Hide. And watch. If you see anything which is one of ours, you can try go get their attention." "Do you realize how improbable this sounds?" "Yeah, I know. But I can go out into the open and see things you can't when you're hiding... uh-oh..." "What?" "Down!" Al commanded. Sam crouched down behind some foliage, staying stock still. "There's a VC patrol coming by," Al explained. "Try not to move." Sam nodded but said nothing. A moment later, five men, all Vietnamese, all wearing the same kind of clothing the first two VC's Sam ran into, walked by, passing not more than a few years from where Sam waited, hiding. A moment later, they had passed by, deeper into the jungle. Al followed for a moment, then returned to Sam, still waiting. "You can come up now, but keep quiet." "Are they gone?" Sam whispered. "Yep. Let's move quietly this way... by the way, Ziggy now says that your chances of getting captured are down to thirty-six percent and falling." "That's good news. Let's go." Night came quickly, faster than Sam would have liked, and they were still in the jungle. He was tired, hot, and hungry. "How much farther?" he asked Al. "About a quarter mile... we're almost there. Want to rest a bit?" "No. Let's get to the shore, then I'll rest." The last quarter mile took nearly an hour, with Sam nearly falling off his feet toward the end. His chances of capture, according to Ziggy, had gone down to twenty- two per cent. But beyond a clump of trees, through a clearing, Sam could see open space, white sand, and black water in the moonlight. He had made it. He sank to the ground, exhausted, in the clearing, out of view of the shore. "Now what?" he asked. "Now, we wait. If a friendly patrol boat goes by, take the small flare out of your pocket and open it. They'll spot it and reel you in." "I don't know if I can stay awake that long." "Don't worry, Sam. I'll stay awake and keep watch." "What time is it?" "About twenty-hundred, why?" "You've been with me since oh-six-hundred this morning... that's fourteen hours. And you're going to stay awake?" "I've got Tina making triple espressos to keep me going." "I'd almost kill for one right now." Al chuckled in response. "I hear you, pal," he said. "Try to relax. If I see anything, I'll let you know." Sam didn't respond. He was already fast asleep. "Sam!" shouted Al. "Sam! Wake up! They're here!" "Whuzz...?" answered Sam sleepily. "There's a SEAL team in a boat offshore... turn on your signal flare!" "How do you know they're ours?" asked Sam as he fumbled for the flare. "I went out and checked. They're true-blue, one- hundred-percent ours. But if you don't signal them, they won't find you!" Sam walked to the edge of the rainforest, over the beach, and looked out over the water. "I don't see anything," he said. "Trust me! Turn on the flare!" Sam broke open the end of the flare and pulled the tab; a moment later, it sparked to life, throwing a bright orange glow. Sam waved it over his head slowly back and forth, still trying to see out over the ocean. But all he could make out was the first glimmer of dawn in the east. "They've spotted you, Sam!" shouted Al, almost jumping for joy. "They're coming in!" The flare suddenly went dark, spent; Sam tossed it to one side and waited. Several minutes later, he saw movement on the water, a dark shape moving in toward the shore. A moment later, the shape reached the shore, and two smaller shapes appeared beside it. Human shapes. "Now, Sam! Go! Run!" Sam ran for the shore, now able to see the small boat waiting. He had about fifty yards of beach to cover. But just as he reached the halfway point, a shot rang out, and Sam's arm suddenly felt like it was on fire. He staggered, then fell, hitting the sand, clutching his left arm. "Sam!" cried Al. One of the men in the boat responded with a burst of machine gun fire into the jungle, while another sprinted to get to Sam. There was some return fire from the jungle; the SEAL with the machine gun concentrated his fire on the spot from which it had come. When he stopped firing, there was no response. Meanwhile, a second SEAL was helping Sam, who had taken a bullet in his left arm, into the boat. A moment later, the boat was moving, away from the shore, with Sam lying on the bottom of the boat, and Al hovering over him -- literally. "How... bad ?" Sam gasped. "Just a flesh would, Lieutenant," replied the SEAL, the one who had helped him to the boat. He had cut open the sleeve of Sam's coverall and was applying a bandage. "Yes!" shouted Al triumphantly. "How...?" asked Sam, still groggy. "Your squad mates saw your chute go down, so we were sent to look for you," replied the SEAL. "You did it, Sam!" Al exclaimed. "Harmon Rabb returns to the Hornet. After he gets the Purple Heart, he gets rotated back stateside. Eventually he winds up an instructor at the Top Gun facility in Nevada, and retires in 1990 at the rank of Captain." "Harm Junior?" asked Sam. "You'll see your son again, sir," replied the SEAL, thinking Sam was talking to him. "You made it back safely -- that's a great Christmas present, don't you think!" "He still loses his night vision in 1992, and he still becomes a JAG lawyer. But get this -- since his father returned home, he never became obsessed with finding him, so things turn out a little differently. According to the changed history, he marries one of his former JAG partners in the spring of 1999... that was just a few months ago..." As the light grew in the east, Sam could begin to make out the faces of the SEAL team in the boat -- and a Navy ship off in the distance. "Merry Christmas, sir," said the SEAL. "What's your name, anyhow?" "Rabb," replied Sam, reaching out his hand. "Harmon Rabb, USS Hornet." "Pleased to meet you, sir," said the Seal, shaking Sam's hand. "Lieutenant j.g. A.J. Chegwidden at your service..." Suddenly, time seemed to freeze, and things became tinged with blue, then surrounded with St. Elmo's Fire before vanishing into a white void... ... which, after a moment, resolved itself again into another scene. Another jungle scene. Oh, no, not another jungle... Sam thought. But before he could finish his thought, someone hit him over the head with something soft. Next to him, a portly, middle- aged man in a blue shirt and white slacks was holding a hat, looking less than pleased. "Gilligan!" he bellowed. "You idiot!" Oh, boy...