Date: Thu, 13 Jan 94 16:10:04 CST From: "roberta chi-woon kwong" "Okay, Sam, you're in a rock group with these three other guys, and in a minute silly music's gonna start playing and you have to do this goofy surreal chase scene..." "Uh, Sam, the guy in the Waiting Room keeps complaining of the pain in all his diodes down his left side." "Hmm...Ziggy says you have to slap that flashing button and then run screaming into the theater..." "All we can figure, Sam, is that you're involved in a game called 'Party Quirks.'" "Your name's Bill, you're a member of a heavy metal band, and you're supposed to...play your tongue?!" "Hey, Sam, it says here you're a successful 45-year-old anchorwoman on a show called 'FYI.' Hold on, Ziggy's going on about some guy who's in your office using your phone without permission..."