From: Aaron Thomas <ADT105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 1994 13:47:06 EST

Here's one that should have happened...
<and a title, too!>

                        LEAPING BUD MELVIN
                                or
                     THE LEAPER IS NOT FOR SALE

                         FEBRUARY 14, 1994

"Sam, Ziggy says to tell your son to shut up, then proceed to ask
Hillary Rodham Clinton about...

                   THE PRESIDENTIAL FRENCH FRIES!!!!"
(Since it's 1999, a much better Washington D.C./Bill Clinton/McDonald's
 montage - holographic, of course ;) - appears on the monitors.)

Aaron (I never noticed the QL-Wild, Wild West connection before :-) Thomas