0%Oh, boy. 0% --Dr. Sam Beckett, M.D., Ph.D. 1%I still can't believe she went back to work [after having a baby]. 1%What's wrong with that? 1% -- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria" 2%You shouldn't need a man to make you feel complete. 2% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 3%I wish a hologram could eat ... 3% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 4%Women! They just don't understand the old double-standard!! 4% -- Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 5%I've seen that look before! You're wearing that `the earth moved 5%last night' look. 5% -- Al to Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 6%Al? 6%Here, your Grace. 6%My armor. My sword. 6%More misadventures? 6%ADVENTURES, old friend. 6% -- Sam and Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 7%But HE loved *pure* and *chaste* from *afar*.... 7%Well, that part was never big with me, either. 7% -- Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 8%I'm not into necrophilia! 8%At last, something sexual he's not into! 8% -- Al and Sam, "A Portrait for Troian" 9%Break a leg ... 9% -- Sam to the star, "Catch a Falling Star" 10%I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown. 10% -- Al, "Blind Faith" 11%Did I do this sort of thing in college? 11%You were 16 when you went to college . . . you were a meganerd. 11% -- Sam and Al, "Animal Frat" 12%It's 1995: do you know where your quantum physicist is? 12% -- Sally (LB) Smith, usenet 13%Quantum physicists need love too. 13% -- Debbie Brown, usenet 14%They told me you never took anything seriously. 14%I take a lot of things seriously. 14%Name two. 14%Quantum physics and time travel. 14% -- Rachel and Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 15%The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has 15%nothing to do with the rest of the world! 15% -- Sam to Al, "Another Mother" 16%Mom . . . How? 16%Girl Scouts. 16%Awesome. 16% -- Kevin and Sam, "Another Mother" 17%Well, if we're gonna go down in flames, I'll help you pick out 17%the records. 17% -- Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 18%Doorknobs are usually placed a little lower, aren't they? 18% -- Rachel, "Good Morning, Peoria" 19%Submitted for your approval: Dr. Sam Beckett, quantum physicist 19%who dared pry too deeply into the mysteries of time; now a man 19%borrowing other people's lives, trapped in his own past...and in 19%the Twilight Zone. 19% -- Kelly St.Clair, usenet 20%I knew how it was going to end when I took Brenda into the file 20%room . . . but I still took her. 20% -- Al, "Genesis" 21%A good quantum physicist is hard to find. 21% -- Vicky Sailer, usenet 22%I don't think I heard you, punk! 22%I'll write it down if you can read. 22% -- Rueben and Sam, "All Americans" 23%You think I waited until I was sixteen to lose my virginity? 23%Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. 23% -- Al and Sam, "All Americans" 24%Knowledge by gender, jerk. 24% -- Susan, "Another Mother" 25%Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager! 25% -- Al to Sam, "Another Mother" 26%They're that close? 26%Yup, just like me and you. 26% -- Sam and Al, "All Americans" 27%They could have killed me! 27%They still might. 27% -- Sam and Al, "All Americans" 28%That pass was like a $10 hooker, it wasn't pretty, but it got 28%the job done. 28% -- Al, "All Americans" 29%How come you aren't out there acting my age? 29%Your age? 29%Yeah, 16, I'll always be 16 in my heart. 29% -- Al and Sam, "All Americans" 30%Gooooooood Morning, Peoria! 30% -- Sam 31%Sometimes weird things just happen ... 31% -- Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 32%I just made a complete idiot out of myself. 32% -- Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 33%Hey, look Sam, I'm gonna leap! 33% -- Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 34%The invisible man has dropped by to say a few words... 34%What's your favorite thing about being invisible? 34%The women's dressing room at Landon's Department Store. 34%What's the worst thing about being invisible? 34%Trying to find my mouth with my cigar. 34%And that's nothing compared to when you get the invisible girl 34%in the back seat of the car. 34% -- Sam with some prompting from Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 35%We were dancing... 35%I'd call it rampaging hormones. 35% -- Sam and Rachel, "Good Morning, Peoria" 36%Maybe you should put on a long playing record ... 36% -- Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 37%Oy vey, I'm the Rabbi. 37% -- Sam, "Thou Shalt Not" 38%I hope you never leap into the Rockettes. 38% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 39%What's wrong with a good, old-fashioned one night stand? 39% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 40%Fidelity is the basis of a good relationship ... of course I 40%couldn't expect you to understand that could I? 40%My relationships have all been good, it's my marriages that 40%haven't worked out. 40% -- Sam and Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 41%Quantum physicists aren't hard to find, they always leave their 41%tracks behind! 41% -- Angela Tchen, usenet 42%Help me. I've been LEAPed!! 42% -- Buc the Leaper *new convert*, usenet 43%Ms. Melanie will be squished by a choo-choo. 43% -- Al, "The Color of Truth" 44%We've been having some difficulty with Ziggy, he's going through 44%mood swings. I think we need to get a girl computer and put it 44%right next to him, one with a nice set of hard disks ... 44%You would. 44% -- Al and Sam, "Jimmy" 45%Couldn't you give them name tags? 45% -- Sam (glancing heavenward), "How the Tess was Won" 46%That's a cross we all have to bear, performance under pressure. 46% -- Al, "How the Tess was Won" 47%Bonanza was never like this... 47% -- Sam, "How the Tess was Won" 48%She took my second favorite organ and stomped it to death with 48%her 4 inch spiked heels. 48% -- Al (about Tina), "How the Tess was Won" 49%You're here to play Rhett Butler ... 49%Tell Ziggy to shove that! 49% -- Al and Sam, "So Help Me God" 50%Thank you, Perry Mason. 50% -- Sam, "So Help Me God" 51%That's being the case your honor, since the law requires a trial 51%by a jury of one's peers, we have no choice but to reluctantly 51%accept these white jurors as Lyla's equals. 51% -- Sam, "So Help Me God" 52%I'll let you play Rhett Butler ... 52% -- Sugar (to Sam), "So Help Me God" 53%What do you want of me? 53%Nothing. 53%Liar. 53%(I'm with her.) 53% -- Nicole and Sam, rehearsing a scene, and Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 54%That was our song, when we started Quantum Leap ... we're 54%building the imaging chamber, that's the only disk you ever 54%played, Man of La Mancha. 54%Even if I remember the lyrics, can I sing? 54% -- Al and Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 55%Hoping every year can be a Leap year... 55% -- Ken Hunt, usenet 56%Buddy, why don't you try Peggy Sue? It'll sound better. 56% -- Sam, "How the Tess Was Won" 57%How long have you been there? 57%Long enough to see your last pass fall short of the goal line. 57% -- Sam and Al, "Her Charm" 58%You don't talk to yourself, you talk to an imaginary playmate! 58% -- Dana, "Her Charm" 59%TOUCHDOWN Redskins! 59%I love it when they beat the Cowboys. 59% -- Radio announcer and Joseph, "Freedom" 60%You're part of a Shoshone war party. 60%I don't want to be on the warpath! 60% -- Al and Sam, "Freedom" 61%I thought we just borrowed them ... 61%The horses don't know that. 61% -- Sam and Joseph, "Freedom" 62%Hey, you shoot like a white man! 62% -- Joseph (to the sheriff), "Freedom" 63%Sam, this is great, we're getting to watch a bit of authentic 63%American history. 63% -- Al, "Freedom" 64%All of life is a series of leaps, for us grasshoppers. 64% -- Joseph, "Freedom" 65%George, are you going to scalp him? 65%No. 65%Oh ... too bad. 65% -- Joseph and Sam, "Freedom" 66%If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'. 66% -- Theresa, "Double Identity" 67%Oh boy, I'm supposed to speak Italian. 67% -- Sam, "Double Identity" 68%Maybe I'm here to start the unisex revolution. 68% -- Sam, "Double Identity" 69%You'd trust your leap to them? 69%I trust you and Ziggy ... 69% -- Al and Sam, "Double Identity" 70%Did you hear that? 70%That was my zipper. 70% -- Sam and Theresa, "Double Identity" 71%Awwwww Sam ... not the head again, every time we leap in we gotta 71%go talk in the men's room ... it's disgusting! 71%Can you think of a better place to talk? 71%... The ladies room? 71% -- Al and Sam, "Pool Hall Blues" 72%I couldn't shoot a game of pool with a shotgun. 72% -- Sam, "Pool Hall Blues" 73%It just goes to show you can't mess with time-traveling quantum 73%physicists!! ;-D 73% -- Debbie Brown, usenet 74%Don't you dare! 74%You know, sometimes you take all the fun out of being a hologram. 74% -- Sam and Al, "Leaping in Without a Net" 75%Am I ever wrong?! ... marriages don't count. 75% -- Al, "Leaping in Without a Net" 76%I never noticed before how many times you've been reincarnated! 76%I don't believe in reincarnation. 76%You would if you could see all the souls I see in your eyes. 76% -- Sybil and "Victor", "Leaping in Without a Net" 77%I take all the risks, Dean takes all the punch lines. 77% -- Scott Bakula 78%Al, you're floating in thin air! 78%I'm a hologram! I *AM* thin air! 78% -- Sam and Al, "Leaping in Without a Net" 79%Let go of the bar! 79%I CAN'T! 79%What are you - a wimp? 79%YES!! 79% -- Al and Sam, "Leaping in Without a Net" 80%She stripped and I MISSED IT! ... I'm supposed to be the observer 80%on this project! I should have been here to observe. 80% -- Al, "Maybe Baby" 81%Well, sometimes once is enough ... but personally that's not my 81%opinion. 81% -- Al, "Leaping in Without a Net" 82%She probably knows what I like too, that doesn't make her my mother. 82% -- Al, "Maybe Baby" 83%Just give me the original history, please! 83% -- Sam, "Maybe Baby" 84%Break-in? Nixon? Impeachment? 84%I don't remember. 84%Oh boy, the Republicans would love you. 84% -- Al and Sam, "Star-Crossed" 85%No offense Al, but this time I'm going to make Ziggy my best man. 85% -- Sam, "Star-Crossed" 86%You would shoot that magnificent creature? 86%It was a buck! 86%BAMBI was a buck! 86% -- Jamie Lee and Oscar, "Star-Crossed" 87%Wanna bet? 87%Yeah, I've got connections. 87% -- Al and Sam, "Star-Crossed" 88%She knew how I liked my burger. Shove that up your gauge circuits, 88%Ziggy. 88% -- Sam, "Star-Crossed" 89%If you look into my eyes, you'll see another soul. 89% -- Sam to Donna, "Star-Crossed" 90%Oh my God, Sam, you've got to see this! 90% -- Al, in the professor's closet, "Star-Crossed" 91%Don't you think you have choice? 91%Do you? 91%Well, I used to, I'm not sure any more. 91% -- Sam and Donna, "Star-Crossed" 92%How long have you been there? 92%Long enough to know you could still construct an atomic bomb if 92%you had to. 92% -- Sam and Al, "Star-Crossed" 93%How could I write Col. Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics? 93% -- Al, "Star-Crossed" 94%Harry, we got an open door. 94%Police, this is the Watergate, we've got a break-in here. 94% -- the security guards, after Sam and Donna left the door open, 94% "Star-Crossed" 95%Don't give me that 'sick puppy' look! ... Stop it! ... I'll never 95%scratch you behind the ears again! 95% -- Al, "Star-Crossed" 96%'Horny' isn't romantic! 96% -- Sam, "Star-Crossed" 97%I was talking to myself, it's kind of a bad habit I can't get rid of. 97% -- Sam, glaring at Al, "Sea Bride" 98%That little waltz may have just cost you your life ... 98%Tango. 98% -- Vinnie and Sam, "Sea Bride" 99%Oh no, no no no no! Not a woman! Not high heels! Not again! 99% -- Sam, "M.I.A." 100%Personally...uh...I think you would look kind of foxy in this 100%little purple number with the white fuzz. Just my opinion. 100% -- Al (to Sam), "M.I.A." 101%Pants . . . thank you! 101% -- Sam, "M.I.A" 102%Wow, six kids, you guys are gonna be busy bunnies. 102% -- Al, to Catherine and Philip, "Sea Bride" 103%I was captured by spacemen and taken to some time in the future 103%where I was forced to eat Chinese food for two weeks - and I'm 103%still hungry! 103% -- Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 104%She sounds just like the Wicked Witch of the East! Or is that the 104%Wicked Witch of the West? 104% -- Al, about the girlfriend's mother, "Blind Faith" 105%Sam, the next leap is to my house! 105% -- Lisa Rungo, usenet 106%June 25th to June 29th ==== LEAP WEEK ==== Be there 106% -- Lisa Rungo, usenet 107%Disco? . . . I'd rather be dead! 107% -- Sam, "Disco Inferno" 108%The chances of you having stage fright are about as likely as ... 108%as ... a B-movie actor becoming President. 108%Stranger things have happened. 108% -- Michelle and Sam, "Blind Faith" 109%Your mother is afraid of cats. 109% -- Al to Chopin, "Blind Faith" 110%This dog eats better than I do! 110%This dog works harder than you do. 110% -- Al and Sam, "Blind Faith" 111%Couldn't you at least spit out the shells? 111% -- Sam to Chopin, "Blind Faith" 112%All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra. 112% -- Al, "Blind Faith" 113%Sometimes I feel like I'm a scientist in the middle of an experiment 113%that no one else believes in. 113% -- Sam, "Blind Faith" 114%(Oh God he's speaking Italian. What would Frankie say? Frankie 114%would say something in Italian.) Volare. 114%Uh..Sam, you just told him to fly away. 114% -- Sam and Al, "Double Identity" 115%Sam? At last I'm going to be called by my own name. 115% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 116%I told you, you should have worn a girdle. 116%I'm not into bondage. 116% -- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria" 117%No stockings, you're such a bohemian. 117% -- Gloria, "What Price Gloria" 118%Time has packaged my best friend into a goddess of love. 118% -- Al, "What Price Gloria" 119%Don't start unless you want to eat your teeth for lunch. 119% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 120%I want a beer -- a lite beer. 120%I want to make some microwave popcorn. 120%I want to sit down in front of the TV, start the VCR ... 120%I just ... I just want to go home 120% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 121%That time of the month, huh? 121%No . . . I don't think so. 121% -- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria" 122%I hope when the right guy comes along he realizes what a good 122%woman you are. 122% -- Gloria to Sam, "What Price Gloria" 123%That's not my mommy, that's a man! 123% -- Theresa, "Another Mother". 124%Don't think that you can't ever change the past and the future. 124%You might not think so now but just you wait and see - someone 124%will come to help you. 124% - Kate Bush, "Love and Anger" (not actually referring to Sam 124% and Al of course, although the same song does have some 124% strange references to strings...) 124% -- Larne Pekowsky, usenet 125%I'm a woman! 125%and I'm in love. 125% -- Sam and Al, "What Price Gloria" 126%Would you stop looking at me like that! 126% -- Sam to Al, "What Price Gloria" 127%You have a wonderful sense of humor. 127% -- Sam (glancing heavenward), "What Price Gloria" 128%Two hours as Samantha and I knew that the lyrics to "I Enjoy Being 128%a Girl" were not written by a woman. 128% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 129%Whatever I did, I'm sorry! 129% -- Sam (glancing heavenward), "What Price Gloria" 130%How's the girl of my dreams? 130% -- Al to Sam, "What Price Gloria" 131%This is hard on me Sam! 131% -- Al, "What Price Gloria" 132%It's like someone designed a modern day torture rack you can wear, 132%from the bra, to the stockings, the tight skirts and the shoes 132%from hell. 132% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 133%Men don't want what's in here, they want what you've got! 133% -- Gloria, "What Price Gloria" 134%Hi cutie, you look great in powder blue. 134%I'm gonna tie a bell around your neck. 134% -- Al and Sam, "What Price Gloria" 135%Ziggy figures 97 percent ... 135%course there's always that 3 percent margin of error. 135% -- Al, "The Americanization of Machiko" 136%Don't blame me, blame Ziggy. 136% -- Al, "The Americanization of Machiko" 137%There's something strange about Charlie. 137%Strange? 137%He's different. 137%He's a man now. 137%No, it's something else, the look in his eyes, a mother can tell. 137% -- Lenore and Henry McKensie, "The Americanization of Machiko" 138%Good brakes, ne? 138%Must be made in Japan. 138% -- Machiko and Sam, "The Americanization of Machiko" 139%Taking a little time out for a roll in the hay, Sam? 139%This is NOT what it looks like! 139%When I think of all the times you tried to make ME feel like a sleaze. 139% -- Al and Sam, "The Americanization of Machiko" 140%The only thing that would shock her is a cattle prod. 140% -- Al (about Naomi), "The Americanization of Machiko" 141%I just love weddings, maybe because I've done it 5 times. 141% -- Al, "The Americanization of Machiko" 142%I'm gonna call you 'dead' if you don't get out of my face! 142% -- Sam, "What Price Gloria" 143%I suppose things are happening rather abruptly for you. 143%I'm getting used to it. 143% -- Sister Angela and Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 144%He's got more holes in his muffler than you've got in your memory. 144% -- Al, "The Right Hand of God" 145%People with monogamous relationships don't wake up with guilty 145%consciences. 145%They don't have any fun either. 145% -- Sam and Al, "The Right Hand of God" 146%How did you ever get to be a prize fighter? 146%I just kinda fell into it. 146% -- Sister Angela and Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 147%Quantum Leap: Wednesdays at ten. 147%Fun to watch. 147%Tough to explain. 147% -- NBC commercial 148%I have three words for you ... 148%Chick you're fired. 148%Your record's ending. 148% -- Rachel and Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 149%Don't die or you'll never see 'Star Wars'! 149% -- Sam, "Jimmy" 150%If you hurt him you scumbag, I'll kill you. 150%I don't know how but I'll kill you. 150% -- Al, "Another Mother" 151%Sixteen? You're kidding, you're not kidding! Sixteen? 151% -- Al, "All Americans" 152%Sam, me and Wookie made a painting. 152% -- Theresa, "Another Mother" 153%It's bad luck to kill someone before your wedding. 153%Not in Brooklyn. 153% -- Sam and Tony (the "best man"), "Sea Bride" 154%Magic, have you been eating onions again? 154% -- just about everybody!, "Pool Hall Blues" 155%Wait, don't tell me, I'm a PE major with a minor in .. underwater 155%hotel management! 155%No, you're a physicist with a shot at the Nobel prize ... only 155%kidding! 155% -- Sam and Al, "Animal Frat" 156%But you hate dancing. 156%Maybe I never had the right incentive. 156% -- Peg and Sam, "Genesis" 157%Sugar glazed, jelly filled with sprinkles on top! 157% -- Dixie and Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 158%Oh look at these old 8-track tapes! 158%You just bought those! 158%Well, they get old pretty fast. 158% -- Sam and Chris, "Disco Inferno" 159%Are you all right Dr. Heimlich? 159% -- Party Attendee, "Thou Shalt Not" 160%Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away ... 160% -- Sam, "Jimmy" 161%What, are you afraid of what Abbie Hoffman will say if you go to 161%a party? 161%Who's Abbie Hoffman? 161% -- Sam and Elisabeth, "Animal Frat" 162%I'm glad you're enjoying this positive parenting experience but... 162% -- Sam to Al, "Another Mother" 163%He's spitting out everything in Japanese. That's what you get for 163%feeding him foreign microchips. 163% -- Al about Ziggy, "Disco Inferno" 164%It works! Our string theory, it works! 164%Don't you recognize me? I'm Sam Be.... 164% -- Sam, "Her Charm" 165%Are you kidding? How long have we known each other? 165%I don't remember. 165%Aw, Sam! Even with a swiss-cheesed memory that hurts! 165% -- Al and Sam, "Leaping In Without a Net" 166%Unbutton her dress Sam...slowly...oooh I wish I could help! 166% -- Al, "Sea Bride" 167%You can come out now Al, it's over. 167% -- Sam, "Good Night, Dear Heart" 168%You would have made a great Dr. Watson Al. 168% -- Sam, "Good Night, Dear Heart" 169%Talking to the stiffs again, Melvin? 169% -- Aggie, catching Sam talking to Al, "Good Night, Dear Heart" 170%Now, what am I forgetting? ... 170%How sick this is making me! 170% -- Al and Sam (cooking chitlins), "The Color of Truth" 171%Tina's got a friend ... 171% -- Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 172%You've been hit in the head too many times with a sap, Nick. 172% -- Policeman, on Sam talking to Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 173%Allison is a killer! 173% -- Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 174%Al, so help me, if you start in on one of your sleazy sex stories, 174%hologram or no hologram, I'll slug you. 174% -- Sam, "Play It Again, Seymour" 175%Some women have kinky taste in men, thank God. 175% -- Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 176%You want to have safe sex with her, you'd better wear a bullet 176%proof vest. 176% -- Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 177%I'm going to check the ladies room. 177%AL! 177%Somebody's gotta do it. 177% -- Al and Sam, looking for Allison, "Play It Again, Seymour" 178%Your instincts got you married FIVE times ... 178% -- Sam, "Play It Again, Seymour" 179%Peter, you're not that cute. Didn't anyone ever tell you that 179%men aren't supposed to be that vain?! 179%Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not nice to be rude and pushy! 179% -- Dana and Sam, "Her Charm" 180%Who's Al? 180%A friend, a *real good* friend. 180%Well, let's not get all mushy about it. 180% -- Seymour, Sam, and Al, "Play it Again, Seymour" 181%Sam, if ya want to leap, ya gotta . . . leap!" 181% -- Al, "Animal Frat" 182%If all the men of the world could make love with all the women of 182%the world, there would be no more war. 182%Until their wives found out. 182% -- Al and Sam, "Thou Shalt Not" 183%I have kind of an unusual lifestyle. 183% -- Sam, "Thou Shalt Not" 184%SCOTT BAKULA FOR BEST ACTOR!!!!! 184% -- Vicky Sailer, usenet 185%That's great Sam! He hit you, that means he still loves her. Let 185%him hit you again! 185% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 186%Can I help it if I look good in black? Besides I hadn't planned on 186%dressing tonight. 186% -- Allison, "Play it Again, Seymour" 187%You've done it to me this time! 187% -- Sam (glancing heavenward), "Honeymoon Express" 188%Why would a cop bring his gun and handcuffs on his honeymoon? 188%. . . I'm thinking like Al! 188% -- Sam, looking at Diane, "Honeymoon Express" 189%Do you want me to come back later? 189% -- Al, popping in on "Tom" and Diane, "Honeymoon Express" 190%Why are you wasting this on him? 190% -- Al (glancing heavenward), "Honeymoon Express" 191%Not the men's room again, Sam, I'm starting to feel like a pervert. 191% -- Al, "Honeymoon Express" 192%I've done everything I think you put me here to do, so please, 192%either leap me out of here or look the other way. 192% -- Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 193%What are you doing? 193%Reading your champagne bubbles. It's kinda like reading tea 193%leaves only it's more accurate. 193% -- Diane and Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 194%You'll enter politics ... and become the first President of the 194%United States to give birth in the oval office. 194% -- Sam to Diane, "Honeymoon Express" 195%Is that how your mother calmed you down, by making you laugh? 195%No, she gave me a book to read. 195%At 2? 195% -- Diane and Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 196%I have loved every woman I ever slept with ... at the time I 196%slept with them. 196% -- Al, "Honeymoon Express" 197%She thinks I'm her husband ... in a few minutes she's going to 197%expect me to go in there and make love to her. 197%What's the problem? 197% -- Sam and Al, "Honeymoon Express" 198%Oh Sam, you're going to have to bite the bullet. While I go back 198%to put research on line, you're going to have to face a beautiful 198%woman, who wants to spend the entire night making mad, passionate 198%love to you. It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it. 198% -- Al, "Honeymoon Express" 199%Admiral, are you trying to tell us that God has taken control of 199%Project Quantum Leap? 199% -- the Senate Committee Chairman, "Honeymoon Express" 200%He works in mysterious ways. 200%Evidently, so does this project. 200% -- Al and the Senator, "Honeymoon Express" 201%Excuse me, Mr. Chairman, but if you kill this project you will 201%end one of the greatest adventures mankind has ever taken. And 201%more important, you'll leave a brave man back there alone. 201%He's not alone, Admiral, he has God. 201% -- Al and the Senator, "Honeymoon Express" 202%I'm sorry, I know you're not getting the honeymoon you expected. 202% -- Sam to the mirror, "Honeymoon Express" 203%What does Ziggy say? 203%Since when do you listen to egotistical hybrid computers? 203%Since you started talking global impact. 203% -- Sam and Al, "Honeymoon Express" 204%I have something to tell you, my name isn't Tom McBride. 204%Oh, what is it? 204%Beckett, it's Sam Beckett. 204%The playwright? 204% ... I don't think so. 204%Then who? 204%Primarily I'm a quantum physicist ... 204%Oh, I like it ... and I'm Lara, the KGB's sexiest agent. I 204%boarded the Orient Express with orders to seduce Sam Beckett, 204%America's most famous astrophysicist 204%...Quantum physicist... 204%and have him fall madly in love with me and drive him crazy by 204%refusing to sleep with him until he tells me how to make a 204%hydrogen bomb. 204% -- Sam and Diane, "Honeymoon Express" 205%If you don't prove you're back here they're gonna shut down the 205%project. 205%In case you hadn't noticed, I don't need the project, they aren't 205%leaping me around any more, God is. 205% -- Al and Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 206%If they shut down the project, you won't be able to contact me. 206%I was thinking of trying a couple of tin cans on a piece of string. 206% -- Sam and Al, "Honeymoon Express" 207%I don't think I can make it without you, Al. 207% -- Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 208%Next time it will be easier. 208% -- Roget, after Sam stabs him, "Honeymoon Express" 209%I know you haven't proven that Dr. Beckett has traveled back in 209%time or that if having done so he can make an impact of global 209%importance, but it is the opinion of this committee that such 209%heroic undertakings advance the human cause and whether or not 209%they succeed is not so important as the fact that we tried. 209% -- Senator Diane McBride, "Honeymoon Express" 210%I'm in a real identity crisis here, Al! 210% -- Sam, "Genesis" 211%That was ME with her last night! MY soul! 211% -- Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 212%I'd love to be standing in your makeup. 212% -- Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 213%What is she doing in Syracuse? 213%I bet a lot of people ask themselves that question. 213% -- Sam and Al, "Catch a Falling Star" 214%You know how the road is, you tend to leap around a lot. 214% -- Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 215%I'm trapped in the body of a Troglodyte! 215% -- Sam, "Animal Frat" 216%Uh-oh. If this is glory, something tells me I'm in big trouble. 216% -- Sam, "A Portrait for Troian" 217%You brought me all the way up here to get killed without any lights!? 217% See. Light- to shoot you by. 217% -- Dana and Sam, "Her Charm" 218%Sing? 218%Yeah, you know, make a noise with your voice. 218% -- Sam and Al, "Double Identity" 219%I think that last leap in time has added more holes to that swiss 219%cheese memory of yours. 219% -- Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 220%That's not my mommy, that's a man! ... and so's the guy in the 220%yucky shirt. 220% -- Theresa, "Another Mother" 221%Angel Sam is the Doll Elf. 221% -- Al, "Another Mother" 222%Network Programming - Even quantum physicists can't figure it out! 222% -- Carl, on usenet 223%I'm stuck in '56 with a brain like swiss-cheese and YOU'RE having 223%'technical difficulties'! 223% -- Sam, "Genesis" 224%Maybe that's all winning is... having the right person believe in 224%you. 224% -- Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 225%You're part of a time travel experiment that went a little caca. 225% -- Al, "Genesis" 226%The problem isn't Denise, the problem is *THE MUFFLER FROM HELL*! 226% -- Al, "The Right Hand of God" 227%Don't listen to Sans-a-beak there! 227% -- Al, "The Leap Home" 228%Ya got a lot of Boy Scout in you, Sam. 228% -- Al, "The Leap Home" 229%Lisa wants to know if you're taking anyone to the Gobbler hop 229%after the game. 229%Oh boy. 229%I knew he was shy, but that's ridiculous. 229% -- One of the cheerleaders and Sam, "The Leap Home" 230%Sam, you scared 10 years out of me! 230%Mom? 230% -- Thelma Beckett and Sam, "The Leap Home" 231%You're not old Dad, you look just the way I remember you. 231%What, since you left for school this morning? 231% -- Sam and John Beckett, "The Leap Home" 232%Lisa asked him to the dance after the game on Saturday and you 232%know what Sam did? 232%Katie! 232%He ran away! 232%(Figures.) 232% -- Katie and Sam, with comments from Al, "The Leap Home" 233%What would you do if you ran into a girl you had a crush on 25 233%years ago? ... Don't answer that! 233% -- Sam to Al, "The Leap Home" 234%Cheerleaders! I'll bet Lisa's the one with the cute pompoms. 234%They don't have ... (glare) 234% -- Al and Sam, "The Leap Home" 235%You hear that, whoever you are, where ever you are - I QUIT. 235% -- Sam, "The Leap Home" 236%I feel like Dennis Hopper in "Hoosiers". 236% -- Al, "The Leap Home" 237%You're the best. 237%Thanks, but I'm not eligible to play. 237% -- Sam and Tom, "The Leap Home" 238%Where do I bunk? 238%My place? 238% -- Maggie Dawson and Al, "Vietnam" 239%Magic's got a sixth sense. 239%Yeah, you could call me that. 239% -- Tom and Al, "Vietnam" 240%Ah, woman, you're picking the wrong man. 240% -- Al to Maggie Dawson, "Vietnam" 241%Sam, I'm the one who thinks with his glands, not you! 241% -- Al, "Vietnam" 242%Just remember, you've got an ace in the hole, me. 242% -- Al, "Vietnam" 243%Oh, and Chick.. 243%Yes? 243%..If you're late again tomorrow, you're fired. 243%Sounds like love to me. 243% --Rachel, Sam, and Al, "Good Morning, Peoria" 244%(My first impression is- I'm not here for a date.) 244%Oh no, *not* you! 244%(Definitely *not* a date.) 244% -- Sam (to himself) and Dana, "Her Charm" 245%No one has fun all the time. Not even me. 245%Well, *there's* a news flash. 245% -- Al and Sam, "Animal Frat" 246%Where'd you learn to use your feet like that? 246%Old Chinese movies? 246% -- Father Mac and Sam, "Leap of Faith" 247%I wanted to talk to you but I could wait outside until you 247%finished talking to yourself. 247% -- Joey, "Leap of Faith" 248%Just forgive everybody and don't talk too much. 248% -- Al, "Leap of Faith" 249%I'm just wondering how in 20 years 'main squeeze' gets from 249%Seymour to Black slang. 249% -- Al, "Play it Again Seymour" 250%Don't worry Carl, lions never eat photographers, they give them 250%indigestion. 250%Though I understand they nibble at the slow ones now and then ... 250% -- Helen and Byron, "One Strobe Over the Line" 251%It's like [the cat] just leaped in out of nowhere. 251%You gotta be careful when you do that. 251% -- Edie and Sam, "One Strobe Over the Line" 252%This was always my favorite part of modeling actually. 252% -- Al, on finding Helen and Sam in a clinch, "One Strobe Over the Line" 253%Oh I get it, you talk to yourself but you won't talk to me! 253%I really hate that. My ex-husband used to do that... 253%I'll talk to you. 253%I will too. 253% -- Dana, Sam, and Al, "Her Charm" 254%Are you a woman this week, Daddy? 254% -- Chelsy Bakula (age 6) 255%What does this man have that women can't resist? 255% -- an ad for Quantum Leap 256%Do you like cats? 256%Yea, ...little ones. 256% -- Edie and Sam, "One Strobe Over the Line" 257%Al? 257%My dog, Al ... on the farm. 257%YOUR DOG! 257%... Best friend a guy could ever have. 257% -- Edie, Sam and Al, "One Strobe Over the Line" 258%This is great Al! It's like painting with people! 258% -- Sam on photography, "One Strobe Over the Line" 259%Isn't it a little past your bedtime? 259%Not if I can't find my bed. 259% -- Al and Sam, "Leap of Faith" 260%Unbelievable, I've leaped into the Addams family. 260% -- Sam, "The Boogieman" 261%Them that dance with the devil are bound to get scorched. 261% -- Tulley, "The Boogieman" 262%What's time to old Scratch? Yesterday's tomorrow for him. 262% -- Tulley, "The Boogieman" 263%Sam, I don't like things that fly around without wings. 263% -- 'Al', "The Boogieman" 264%Why are you doing this? 264%To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go 264%bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong? 264%I'm just trying to get home. 264%Well you're not going to make it! 264% -- Sam and the devil, "The Boogieman" 265%Hey, Mr. Ray, I got this idea for my book! 265% -- Stevie, "The Boogieman" 266%He could give stubborn lessons to a mule. 266% -- Sam's mother, "The Leap Home" 267%It all started when a time traveling experiment I was conducting 267%went a little ca-ca. In the blink of a cosmic clock, I went from 267%quantum physicist to Air Force test pilot, which would have been 267%fun...if I knew how to fly. Fortunately, I had help: an observer 267%from the project named Al. Unfortunately, Al is a hologram so all 267%he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am bouncing around 267%in time, putting things right that once went wrong. A sort of time 267%traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto. And I don't even need 267%a mask. 267% -- Dr. Sam Beckett 268%Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 268%Dr. Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert 268%to develop a top secret project known as Quantum Leap. Pressured 268%to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely 268%stepped into the project accelerator and vanished. He awoke to 268%find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and 268%facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact 268%with his own time was maintained with Al, the project observer, 268%who appears in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can 268%see and hear. Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself 268%leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went 268%wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap 268%home. 268% -- Ziggy 269%I want to love someone so much that the thought of living without 269%him would be too much to bear. I want to breathe him. I want the 269%scent of him to make me smile. I want to look into his eyes and 269%know that I'm alive. 269% -- Dana, "Her Charm" 270%First time my sister got married, she was 17. I guess she wanted 270%to get away from the farm. He drank a lot and when he got drunk 270%...she was too afraid to leave and too ashamed to tell anyone. 270% -- Sam, "Camikazi Kid" 271%Okay, it's not a dream. It's a nightmare. And if it's a nightmare, 271%sooner or later, there's going to be a boogieman. 271% -- Sam, "Genesis" 272%Oh my God, I'm Popeye! 272% -- Sam, "The Americanization of Machiko" 273%Sam, uh, Ziggy says that there's definitely something there. 273%That's more than I can say for you. 273% -- Al and 'Al', "The Boogieman" 274%Who are you? 274%Ying and Yang, Good and Evil, God ... 274%The Devil. 274%In the flesh, so to speak. 274% -- Mary, 'Al' and Sam, "The Boogieman" 275%Nobody else could have done it! 275%Maybe the boogieman. 275% -- Sam & 'Al', "The Boogieman" 276%Oh Boy! 276%No, I told ya, it's a girl. 276% -- Sam and Bunny, "Maybe Baby" 277%She really bent your mind like a spoon. 277% -- Al to Sam, "Maybe Baby" 278%You know that feeling when someone scrapes their fingernails on a 278%chalkboard?! You know that feeling?! 278%Are trying to say I make your skin crawl?! 278% -- Sam and Dana, "Her Charm" 279%Sometimes I think fidelity is highly overrated. 279% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 280%I'm not saving that arrogant ass! 280% -- Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 281%Cross my heart and hope to.... limbo. 281% -- Sam, "The Boogieman" 282%What happened? Did the storm knock the power out? 282%No, it was the boogieman! 282% -- Sam and Jimmy, "A Portrait for Troian" 283%I'll tell you what I think, that lake is so cold, Julian needs 283%someone to cuddle. 283% -- Al, "A Portrait for Troian" 284%You tell Ziggy that if he doesn't center me on Troian right now, 284%I'm going to pull his sex sensory microchips and feed them to 284%Tina's crocodile! 284% -- Al, "A Portrait for Troian" 285%Smile! 285% -- Al, "Miss Deep South" 286%She had a major league set of gun turrets. ... That was a 286%complement! 286%On what planet? 286% -- Al and Sam, "Miss Deep South" 287%I haven't seen a black and white set like this since I was a 287%little ... girl. 287% -- Sam, "Miss Deep South" 288%You know, you're really a prude! 288% -- Al to Sam, "Miss Deep South" 289%Zippers were a brilliant invention. 289% -- Al, "Miss Deep South" 290%You see that, even as a hologram I'VE GOT IT. 290% -- Al, "Miss Deep South" 291%Don't tell me, let me guess, Scarlett O'Hara on steroids. 291% -- Al, "Miss Deep South" 292%Where did you learn to ... 292%4H club. 292% -- Connie and Sam, "Miss Deep South" 293%I felt alive - like I had electricity shootin' all through my body 293%. . . you ever felt that way? 293%Yeah, once or twice. 293% -- Connie and Sam, "Miss Deep South" 294%So ... what are you measurements? 294%Why? 294% -- The pageant judge and Sam, "Miss Deep South" 295%That was the most humiliating experience of my life. 295% -- Sam, on the 'talent' contest, "Miss Deep South" 296%Just hang in there Connie, the cavalry's coming. 296% -- Al, "Miss Deep South" 297%Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! 297% -- Sam, "Miss Deep South" 298%I'm sorry, was that your foot? ... Watch your head! ... I'm sorry ... 298% -- Sam to Clint, "Miss Deep South" 299%Dr. Samuel Beckett, PhD., MD, Nobel Prize Winner and Miss Deep 299%South, 1959 299% -- Vicky Sailer, usenet 300%Theorizing that one could time-travel within his own lifetime, 300%Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator - and 300%vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing 300%mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force 300%to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey 300%is Al, an observer from his own time who appears in the form of a 300%hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds 300%himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once 300%went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the 300%leap home. 300% -- Ziggy 301%It's not fair, Al. I mean, c'mon. It's not fair. 301%Well, I think it's damn fair. 301%What?! 301%I'd give anything to see my father and my sister for a few days. 301%To be able to talk with them again. Laugh with them. Tell them 301%how much I love them. I'd give anything to have what you have, 301%Sam. Anything. 301% -- Sam and Al, "The Leap Home" 302%Al, we've got Clapper... 302%Careful, Sam, there was no cure for that in 1953... 302% -- Sam and Al, "Play It Again, Seymour" 303%Deny everything. 303% -- Al to Sam, "The Great Spontini" 304%You were incredible that weekend, Harry, I've never been able to 304%look at a balcony the same way since. 304% -- Maggie, "The Great Spontini" 305%Ladies and Gentlemen ... The Great Spontini! 305%Oh boy. 305% -- Jamie and Sam, "The Great Spontini" 306%Take pity on me, Sam. I haven't been myself lately. Tina's been 306%away for a couple of weeks visiting her mother and... 306%I do have my _needs_, you know! 306%God forbid you should have two weeks down time. 306% -- Al and Sam, "The Great Spontini" 307%Sam, did I ever tell you that when I was in the orphanage they 307%used to call me "Al the Pick"? 307% -- Al, "The Great Spontini" 308%Looks like you're out of a job, butthead. 308%My sentiments exactly, butthead. 308% -- Jamie and Al to Steve the sleazy lawyer, "The Great Spontini" 309%On QL preemption: 309%Hey! We Leapers have our _needs_! :-> 309% -- Dianne T. De Sha, usenet 310%What am I here to do? 310%I don't know ... but it looks like my kind of work. 310% -- Sam and Al, about the contents of Jake's locker, "M.I.A." 311%Are you trying to tell me you have some kind of moral code for 311%picking up women? 311%Yes. 311% -- Beth and Sam, "M.I.A." 312%Flying was his first love, the Navy was his second and I guess 312%I was his third, but I knew that when I married him. 312% -- Beth, "M.I.A." 313%Don't tell me you were a biker, too. 313%My first car was a bike, I had a '48 Harley Knucklehead. 313%Named after you? 313%I'll pretend you didn't say that. 313% -- Sam and Al, "Rebel Without a Clue" 314%Is there anything you haven't done, Al? 314%Well there's one thing that's impossible to do on a bike. 314% -- Sam and Al, "Rebel Without a Clue" 315%Have you ever lost anybody? 315%Yeah, but I got him back. 315% -- Ernie Tyler and Sam, "Rebel Without a Clue" 316%Free love, I can see why he was *your* hero. 316% -- Sam to Al, "Rebel Without a Clue" 317%On the wheel of life we all go around we are many people at 317%many times. 317% -- Jack Kerouac, "Rebel Without a Clue" 318%This was my first leap back as a dirtball. 318% -- Sam, "Rebel Without a Clue" 319%You never know what's around the next corner. 319%Probably a head-on with a semi. 319% -- Al and Sam, "Rebel Without a Clue" 320%I gotta sit down and slip into a coma. 320% -- Sam, "Rebel Without a Clue" 321%The fifties were conformist, materialistic, repressive, boring and 321%stupid. 321% -- Al, "Rebel Without a Clue" 322%SAM requires a human host. 322% -- Malcolm Austin, Twin Peaks and QL fan, usenet 323%It's not Christmas where I am, I mean *when* I am, it's the 323%middle of July. 323% -- Al, "A Little Miracle" 324%Al, you're a genius. 324%I am ... I am? 324% -- Sam and Al, "A Little Miracle" 325%Ziggy says this one may be a little tricky. 325%Why? 325%You may have to bathe him. 325% -- Al and Sam, "A Little Miracle" 326%What does a man like Blake need saved? 326%His soul. 326% -- Sam and Al, "A Little Miracle" 327%Deck the halls with me and Bibi. 327% -- Al, following the blonde maid, "A Little Miracle" 328%You're that jerk from the lobby, I recognize the tacky clothes and 328%the pale complexion. 328% -- Blake to Al, "A Little Miracle" 329%I'm a horrible man. 329%Yes sir. 329% -- Blake and Sam, "A Little Miracle" 330%She's gonna have a big future as a mud wrestler, and she's only 330%14 and a half. 330% -- Al, "Runaway" 331%You look even prettier than I remember. 331%That is the oldest line in the manual. 331% -- Bill to Emma, and Al, "Runaway" 332%I've seen this scenario before ... and I don't like it. Please 332%don't let it happen to Emma and her family. 332% -- Al, "Runaway" 333%Daddy, maybe we can take a before picture ... so we can remember 333%what he looks like. 333% -- Alex, before throwing her "little brother" to the monkeys, 333% "Runaway" 334%I'm old enough to be my own father. 334%That's a first. 334% -- Sam and Al, "Runaway" 335%Butchie, think fast! 335% -- Hank, "Runaway" 336%Sam ... toss it out ... go ahead. OK, good, and now don't ever do 336%it again. That's just a special case this time. 336% -- Al on littering, "Runaway" 337%I'm a kid ... nobody listens to me. 337% -- Sam, "Runaway" 338%She called me 'monkey boy'! 338% -- Sam, "Runaway" 339%I'm here to stop the big sister from noogie-ing him to death? 339% -- Sam, "Runaway" 340%The good news was that Emma was still with her family. 340%The bad news ... So was I. 340% -- Sam, "Runaway" 341%I'm sorry, but I don't have an orgasm waxing the damn kitchen floor! 341% -- Emma, "Runaway" 342%Is that an old Japanese custom? 342%Oh no, I shake bugs off. 342% -- Sam and Machiko (collecting daisies), "The Americanization of Machiko" 343%Trouble is, as soon as I put you two together, I'm outta here and 343%the old Gino is back, and you end up like Jimmy Hoffa. 343%Running the teamsters? 343% -- Sam and Frankie, "Double Identity" 344%FLASH! President Eisenhower in a surprise move resigned from office 344%this morning in order to join a Buddist monastery. Said Ike 'I 344%just like being around guys with less hair than me.' 344% -- Sam, "Good Morning, Peoria" 345%You owned a man-bag? 345%Yea, my pants were always too tight to carry a wallet. 345% -- Sam and Al, "Disco Inferno" 346%I run this network and I have just one thing to say to the fans of 346%Quantum Leap -- YOU WIN. 346% -- Mr. Little, in the infamous NBC commercial 347%Thousands of you told NBC to take a flying leap ... so we did. 347% -- TV guide ad for the return to Wed. nights 348%Something tells me we're in BIG trouble. 348% -- Al, "8 1/2 Months" 349%You know, little lady, having a baby is about as simple as it gets. 349%Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, and even if 349%you may not know what to do about it, your body does. 349%I don't think so. 349%You'd be surprised. 349%So would you. 349% -- Dr. Rogers and Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 350%It's gonna be very big in the 80's. 350%Well, I don't know where "A.D.'s" is... 350% -- Sam and Leola, about her pink, punk hair, "8 1/2 Months" 351%Why don't you let me drive? [CONTRACTION HITS!] 351%Because you're busy! 351% -- Sam and Dottie, "8 1/2 Months" 352%Sam, this is all happening in your imagination. 352%Go to Hell!! 352% -- Al and Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 353%Oh boy. 353%Know what, I think so too. 353% -- Sam and Dottie after the baby kicked, "8 1/2 Months" 354%Jello and onions! 354% -- Al, about Sam's choice of snack food, "8 1/2 Months" 355%I'm dressed like a giant TV dinner, talking to a hologram! Now 355%what does that make me? 355%Eccentric. 355% -- Sam and Al, "Future Boy" 356%Let's say it's Friday at 8 o'clock, and you want to go back to 356%Wednesday at 10, because you missed your favorite television 356%program... 356% -- Moe, describing the timonometer, "Future Boy" 357%Before we sign off, we have time for one last letter ... 357%Today's letter is from little Sam Beckett of Elk Ridge, Indiana, 357%Sam writes: "Dear Captain Galaxy, could you please explain your 357%theory of time travel to us ... 357% -- Captain Galaxy, "Future Boy" 358%According to my gyrograph, we are aboard a futuristic cruise ship 358%in the year *1987*! 358% -- Captain Galaxy, "Future Boy" 359%How come you can never find a time machine around when you need one? 359% -- Moe, "Future Boy" 360%Don't tell me, let me guess -- you've been invited to a costume 360%party and you're going as a baked potato. 360% -- Al, "Future Boy" 361%Boy, if only the guys at MIT could see you now. 361% -- Al to Sam, who is dressed as a scouring pad, "Future Boy" 362%Look, time is like a piece of string. One end of the string is 362%birth, the other is death. You put them together, and life is a 362%loop. 362%Sam, that's your theory! 362%If I can travel fast enough along the loop, I will eventually end 362%up back at the beginning of my life. 362%He's almost got it! 362% -- Moe and Al, "Future Boy" 363%Let's say we examined each others' briefs and decided to call it 363%even. 363% -- Al, "Future Boy" 364%Looks like Ziggy had a sloppy floppy on this one. 364% -- Al, "Future Boy" 365%Careful, Ron. If you go on like this, you'll be passing out 365%Quantum Leap pamphlets at airports. 365%That's an idea! 365% -- Ronald Frederick, usenet 366%Moe...Moe...Moe...Larry?...Curly? nyuk nyuk nyuk. 366% -- Sam, "Future Boy" 367%Maybe I could just jump off a cliff instead. 367%That would mean you were smart enough to find one. 367% -- Sam and "Duck", "Animal Frat" 368%Peter Langley is one of the finest agents in the [FBI] department. 368%Huh, boy are you guys in trouble. 368% -- Richardson and Dana, "Her Charm" 369%There is no way this baby is going to be coming right now, trust 369%me on that. 369% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 370%I can't have a baby! 370% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 371%Pythagoras- we are gonna shoot some pool! 371% -- Sam, "Pool Hall Blues" 372%You start the fire, I'll go find something to eat... probably have 372%to kill a bear or something. 372%With any luck the bear will kill her. 372% -- Dana and Sam, "Her Charm" 373%Well, in case you and Ziggy haven't noticed, they're all unscheduled 373%stops. The only thing I'm scheduled to do here is get my brains 373%knocked out. 373% -- Sam, "The Right Hand of God." 374%I don't know if I could love a man who killed my husband. 374% -- Allison, "Play it Again, Seymour" 375%Congratulations on your prosperity, you and your wife are very, 375%very fat. 375% -- Machiko, "The Americanization of Machiko" 376%Suddenly this leap was beginning to feel like Bonnie and Clyde... 376%and a baby. 376% -- Sam, "Maybe Baby" 377%It's gonna be a hell of a lot easier for you to catch her if you 377%open your eyes. 377% -- Al, "Leaping in Without a Net" 378%Don't do this Charlie! We're not launching any rockets- it's just 378%a musical! 378% -- Dolores, "Catch a Falling Star" 379%They don't give degrees to the hopelessly *stupid*. 379% -- Kevin, "Another Mother" 380%The 'Me' decade, where everybody had the morality of two dogs in 380%the park. 380% -- Sam, "Disco Inferno" 381%This family has suffered more drownings than unwanted kitty cats. 381% -- Al, "Portrait for Troian" 382%Look what I picked up this morning. 382%The girl or the car? 382%Both. 382% -- Al and Sam, "Camikazi Kid" 383%You're a triple A, superduper, overachiever type personality. 383%Unless you're reinventing the wheel every 33 seconds you're not happy. 383% -- Al, "Animal Frat" 384%Uh-oh... trouble in River City. 384% -- Al, "The Americanization of Machiko" 385%I swear you got ears like a hawk. 385%I'm old, not dead. 385% -- Miss Melanie and (son) John, "The Color of Truth" 386%Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a sense of smell *that* sensitive? 386%Not with my husband's feet, no. 386% -- Michelle and Waitress, "Blind Faith" 387%What unknown variables? 387%Well, if we knew the unknown, the unknown wouldn't be unknown. 387% -- Sam and Al, "The Right Hand of God" 388%A fire would be dangerous. 388%So would pneumonia. 388% -- Ms. Stolz and Sam, "A Portrait for Troian" 389%Man- you die cool! 389% -- Corey, "Jimmy" 390%Once you've seen the light you can not go back into the darkness. 390% -- Sam, "Color of Truth" 391%A friend, who knows a guy, who's got a kid, that works for a 391%trainer, who happens to have a sure thing in the fourth race at 391%Santa Anita. Now don't you feel bad for jumping to conclusions. 391% -- Al, "Play it Again, Seymour" 392%If you're going to sneak up on me, at least have the decency to 392%reflect in the mirror! 392% -- Sam, "Her Charm" 393%Al? Am I boring you Al? 393% -- Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 394%I'm a Christian. 394%Then show it. 394% -- Lenore and Henry, "The Americanization of Machiko" 395%Hey, she's beautiful. How come you didn't tell me she was beautiful?! 395% -- Al, "Her Charm" 396%How come you always get the easy stuff. 396%Just lucky I guess. 396% -- Sam and Al, "Sea Bride" 397%Ah-ha, so that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux. 397% -- Sam, "Double Identity" 398%You're not afraid of me. 398%No. 398%You should be. I'm going to kill you. 398% -- Roget and Sam, "Honeymoon Express" 399%No wonder nobody wants to touch me. 399% -- Sam (looking in the mirror), "Good Night, Dear Heart" 400%Try clicking your heels together 3 times and saying "there's no place 400%like home". 400% -- Al, "Thou Shalt Not" 401%I'm bleeding to death over here, and you pigs are talking about 401%guns and ammo. 401% -- Pusher, "M.I.A." 402%Your laundry's done. 402% -- Al, "Another Mother" 403%This is worse than anything imaginable. 403% -- Sam, "Disco Inferno" 404%Good looking guys like us, we make women nervous. 404% -- Frank, "Jimmy" 405%I'll try not to get shot here. 405% --- Sam, "Play it Again, Seymour" 406%You look like you've been in a fight with a wild cat. 406% -- Al, "Her Charm" 407%Are they gone? 407%Other than the smell- yes. 407% -- Catherine and Jennifer, "Sea Bride" 408%Just a scratch... Angel. 408% -- Sam, "Play it Again, Seymour" 409%Nice little intimate shotgun wedding... 12 gauge. 409% -- Al, "Star-Crossed" 410%Deceptively smart people need to be watched. 410% -- Doug, "Animal Frat" 411%From that little furrow between your eyebrows I take it we're lost? 411% -- Dana, "Her Charm" 412%Some people can never forgive... not even themselves. 412% -- Henry, "Americanization of Machiko" 413%Old women get old because they're smart. 413% -- Nick's Brother, "Her Charm" 414%You're getting a little paranoid. 414%How do you think I've lived this long? 414% -- Sam and Al, "The Color of Truth" 415%Spoken like a true martyr. 415% -- Al, "Animal Frat" 416%Try your teeth next time, it's really macho. 416% -- Chuey (instructing Sam on opening a Coke bottle), "All-Americans" 417%Chivalry is not dead, just waiting in the wings. 417% -- Delilah, "So Help Me God" 418%How could you keep turning that doll down? I'd kill just to do her 418%laundry! 418% -- Manny, "Catch a Falling Star" 419%Activate the time machine. 419%Stand by the time accelerator. 419% -- Captain Galaxy, "Future Boy" 420%Shakespeare wrote dialog, Ben Harris writes television. 420% -- Moe, "Future Boy" 421%Don't be ridiculous, kids love violence. 421% -- Ben Harris, TV writer, "Future Boy" 422%I don't have the flu! 422%Yeah, and you're not pregnant either. 422% -- Sam and Al, "8 1/2 Months" 423%I tried to sleep last night, drinking water and making 900 trips 423%to the bathroom. 423% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 424%Being pregnant isn't a reason to get married. 424% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 425%You know the expression "God works in mysterious ways"? ... 425%Well I think this is one of them. 425% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 426%Al, I felt the baby kick! 426% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 427%Al, read MY lips ... I'm pregnant. 427% -- Sam, "8 1/2 Months" 428%I can't have this baby. 428%Honey, I think you're a bit too far along to stop now. 428% -- Sam and Dottie, "8 1/2 Months" 429%Where the hell have you been! 429%In the waiting room with Billie Jean, the poor thing is terrified, 429%she thinks she's having the baby in an alien space ship. 429% -- Sam and Al, "8 1/2 Months" 430%I'm having this baby! 430%No you're not Sam. 430%Honey, they can tell that. 430% -- Sam, Al and Dottie, "8 1/2 Months" 431%Your Honor, Moe Stein is a dreamer, are we going to punish people 431%for that? 431% -- Sam, "Future Boy" 432%I should have stayed in radio. 432% -- Ben Harris, watching Mr. Scrubbo, "Future Boy" 433%Quantum leap? 433%Quantum leap ... I like that, I like that a lot. 433% -- Sam and Moe, "Future Boy" 434%I'd give anything to be degraded like that! 434% -- Al, "Private Dancer" 435%He's so CUTE! Take my phone number honey. 435% -- Joanne, "Private Dancer" 436%She was my lab partner at MIT. She was one of the brightest women 436%I've ever known. 436%And she wouldn't sleep with you. 436%No, why does your swiss cheese memory always remember what I want 436%to forget? 436% -- Al and Sam, "Private Dancer" 437%Ohh, Tina would look good without that on. 437% -- Al (spying on a bridal shower), "Camikazi Kid" 438%What matter wounds to the body of a knight errant for each time he 438%falls he shall rise again and WOE to the wicked. 438% -- Sam as Don Quixote, "Catch a Falling Star" 439%That pratfall looked real! 439%It felt real. 439% -- Joanne and Sam, "Private Dancer" 440%Please, just tell me that it isn't the 70's again! 440% -- Sam, "Private Dancer" 441%I know music in a way you will never know. 441%When I look around, I see music everywhere. 441%There's the music in the stars. 441%The way they sparkle, I feel them. 441%There's music in the lights 441%as they dance in the water at night. 441%And how the leaves shake each other, 441%laughing like children at play. 441%When I feel the wind on my face, 441%the wind is my music. 441% -- Diana, "Private Dancer" 442%I'm crazy? You're the one living in a tow-away zone. 442% -- Sam, "Private Dancer" 443%You strip. 443%There's a difference. 443%I don't see it. 443%Neither do I, but... 443% -- Diana and Sam, "Private Dancer" 444%I *AM* the ghost of Christmas Future! ooooooo 444% -- Al, "A Little Miracle" 445%Truth will out -- in a statement made by NBC executive Warren 445%Littlefield, today it was 'exposed' that Quantum Leap has been put 445%on hiatus "until all the Scott Bakula fans in this country get 445%their hormone levels down to a manageable level". 445% -- Mary Allison, usenet 446%Sixteen? You think I waited until I was sixteen? 446% -- Al to Sam, "All Americans" 447%Sam, it's Ben Cartwright! Ben Cartwright is trying to save you! 447% -- Al, "Disco Inferno" 448%Inch worm... 448% -- Al, "Another Mother" 449%Denise! Denise, get in the closet! Get! Uh... no there's no one 449%here Tina. Tina...Tina? 449%You know, people with monogamous relationships don't wake up with 449%guilty consciences. 449%They don't have any fun either. 449% -- Al and Sam, "The Right Hand of God" 450%The roar of the grease paint, the smell of the crowd. 450%I think that's the other way around. 450%You never did summer stock. 450% -- Al and Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 451%We are never going to war with Russia. In fact we're going to be 451%allies... it... could uh, happen... don't you think? 451% -- Sam, "A Little Miracle" 452%I turned him into a raven and he flew out the window. 452%Why didn't you go with him? 452%I can only turn into a wolf. I'd be too big to fit through the 452%bars. 452% -- Joseph and the Sheriff, "Freedom" 453%Sayin' ain't doin'. 453% -- Grady, "Pool Hall Blues" 454%Have you ever leaped and not at least survived? 454% -- Joseph, "Freedom" 455%I'm an Indian! 455%Could be worse, you could be a white man. 455% -- Sam and Joseph, "Freedom" 456%Redskins, best damn team in America. 456% -- Joseph, "Freedom" 457%Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey ... 457% -- Buddy, "How the Tess was Won" 458%Thanks to you, little brother. 458% -- Tom Beckett, "Vietnam" 459%Where did you learn that, Togo? 459%Uh...T.V. 459%Oh, Marcus Welby. 459% -- Joseph and Sam, about the jerry-rigged respirator oxygen 459% tank, "Freedom" 460%If you keep that up, people who don't know you will think you're 460%looney-tunes. 460% -- Dana, "Her Charm" 461%Hi, Cujo! 461% -- Stevie, "Boogieman" 462%OK Ladies, let's hear it for that star of the Chippendales - Rod 462%the Bod! 462% -- Mario, as Sam leaps in, "Private Dancer" 463%Shake your bootie! 463% -- Al, "Private Dancer" 464%Help me! I've LEAPed into the REAL WORLD, and I can't get out!!! 464% -- Quantum Buc, usenet 465%REMEMBER: Every day is LEAP Day when you own a VCR :-) 465% -- Quantum Buc, usenet 466%Don't bother. I've been on my own since I was 7. I can do it 466%myself. I want to do it on my own. 466% -- Diana, signed to Sam, "Private Dancer" 467%Play it again, Sam. I always wanted to say that. 467% -- Al, "Piano Man" 468%I wouldn't mind having a place I could call home for a while. 468% -- Sam, "Piano Man" 469%Leapers do it time after time after time........... 469% -- Mike Gaines, usenet 470%You changed history and now it's come back to bite you on the butt! 470% -- Al, "Piano Man" 471%** " (Quantum Leap in ASCII sign language) 471% -- Doug Geiger, usenet 472%Don't do anything that I wouldn't do, but if you do - take pictures. 472% -- Al, "Southern Comforts" 473%Don't hit him, Sam! 473% -- Al, "Southern Comforts" 474%Did I miss a party? Damn. 474% -- Al, "Southern Comforts" 475%I think she's as lost here as I am. 475% -- Sam, "Southern Comforts" 476%I remember all the boys used to chase you back in Lake Charles. 476%And most of them caught me. 476% -- Gina and Marcia, "Southern Comforts" 477%Not this time, Al. 477% -- Sam, ready to leap, "Southern Comforts" 478%TAKE THE QUANTUM LEAP - WEDNESDAYS AT 10PM EST/9PM CST 479%No wonder they're in the basement, they have all the enthusiasm of 479%a $10 hooker. 479% -- Al, "Genesis" 480%Only 38 days until I [insert appropriate sign language here] out of a Penn 480%State meteorology student and into an Air Force Captain in Dayton OH. 480%Oh, boy, sir! 480% -- Warren J. Madden, usenet 481%Blow? ... Yeah the candles. 481% -- Sam, "Southern Comforts" 482%The only thing being sewn out there is wild oats. 482% -- Al, "Southern Comforts" 483%Go away ... yes GO AWAY ... Don't come back until you know why 483%I'm here. There's nothing for you to see out there. Now just 483%GO AWAY. 483%Of all the partners in the whole wide world that I should have to 483%pick and what do I end up with? The Prudent Prince. 483% -- Sam and Al, "Southern Comforts" 484%Says who? 484%Says me and this shotgun. 484%Now lady, you better be careful with that thing because it might 484%accidently go off. 484%If it goes off it won't be no accident! 484% -- The sailor and the housekeeper, "Southern Comforts" 485%The boys from Shreveport are here. 485% -- Bo Peep, "Southern Comforts" 486%Stir my gumbo. 486%Yes Ma'am. 486%Now don't you be sassin me! 486% -- Sam and the housekeeper, "Southern Comforts" 487%Oh this looks so good. I wish I could smell it. 487% -- Al, about the gumbo, "Southern Comforts" 488%Why don't you go tell everybody that we're taking the night off. 488%Oh goodie ... and then some other things too! 488% -- Sam and Marcia, "Southern Comforts" 489%Trust me ... I know what I'm doing. 489% -- Sam, "Southern Comforts" 490%I'd stick around too, but I hate to see a grown man cry, 490%especially when it's me. 490% -- Al, "Southern Comforts" 491%I think it's time I unwrapped your birthday present, don't you? 491%Oh boy. 491% -- Marcia (undressing) and Sam, "Southern Comforts" 492%You mean to say this man has solicited the affections of more 492%than one of these women? 492%He offered it to me. 492%And me ... and me ... and me 492%and he even offered it to ME. 492% -- The sheriff, the Sewing and Quilting Academy girls and the 492% housekeeper, "Southern Comforts" 493%I think I'll go upstairs and take a long hot bath. 493%Ah ... Sam, I think I'll do a little exploring up there, wanna 493%come? 493%Not this time. 493%Oh no, Sam no, don't leap yet, no ... 493% -- one of the girls, Al and Sam, "Southern Comforts" 494%I bet you've never fallen asleep on a girl, have you? 494%Well, a gentleman would never tell. 494% -- Sandy and a very embarrassed Sam, "Glitter Rock" 495%Maybe you'd better take it a little easy with that stuff, huh? 495%Just because you can't hold your own liquor is no reason to go 495%sounding like a bloody bumper sticker. 495% -- Sam and 'Flash', "Glitter Rock" 496%We make the Beatles look like ants. 496% -- Flash, "Glitter Rock" 497%Well I must say this is a neat way to get undressed. 497% -- Al, about Sam and the 3 groupies, "Glitter Rock" 498%Sam - what are you doing? You're throwing away a perfectly good 498%fan sandwich. 498% -- Al, "Glitter Rock" 499%Oh Sam, sometimes you are just pitiful. 499%Why? Because I won't take advantage of some deluded girls who 499%are throwing themselves at me like some bad writer's dream? 499%Yes. 499% -- Al and Sam, "Glitter Rock" 500%This is worse than when I was a Chippendales dancer. 500%But, they're dying to be demeaned with you, repeatedly. I swear, 500%it boggles the mind. 500%Yeah ... look ... I'm gonna boggle you, now tell me what is going 500%on. 500%Not much. 500%(Glare) 500% -- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock" 501%How did you write that song? 501%With a pen. 501% -- Interviewer and Sam, "Glitter Rock" 502%All you do is go out there and make a complete idiot of yourself. 502% -- Al, "Glitter Rock" 503%I really don't think it's wise to go swimming in another man's 503%pool. 503% -- Al, "Glitter Rock" 504%Next time check your raincoat. 504% -- Flash to Tonic, "Glitter Rock" 504%(slipped that bit of British slang past the NBC censors, didn't they?) 505% Fate's Wide Wheel (Mystic Traveler) 505% 505%As I travel in space and time 505%I want to stay, I want to go 505%You see my face, but it's not mine 505%What you can't see, you'll never know. 505% 505%How can we meet if I'm not there? 505%Our hearts may touch, our bodies close 505%But time divides what we might share, 505%And sends us all where no one knows. 505% 505%I'm just a traveler, upon the sea 505%Of time, of life, of fate's wide wheel. 505%Just a traveler, in this mystery 505%The me I am is all that's real to me. 505% 505% -- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock" 506%Listen, on this leap I want you to stay really close, OK? Cause 506%if we see him I don't wanna take a chance on losing him. 506%I'll stick to you like glue. 506% -- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock" 507%Lucky this is radio! 507% -- The Announcer, when a fan bares her chest for Tonic to sign, 507% "Glitter Rock" 508%Do Hendrix ... or do Townsend. 508%Who? 508%That's right. 508%What is? 508%Who. 508%I don't know. 508%Townsend. 508%Who? 508%Yeah, that's right, Pete Townsend of the Who. 508%Of the what? 508%Never mind ... If worst comes to worst, do Milli Vanilli. 508%Who? 508%That's what I suggested in the first place! Now get out there. 508% -- Sam and Al do Abbott and Costello, "Glitter Rock" 509%I just have a thing for singing, dancing, time traveling quantum 509%physicists with puppy eyes. 509% -- Debbie Brown, usenet 510%If you're a crook it's kind of hard to pursue a career in law 510%enforcement. 510% -- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go" 511%I'm a bounty hunter? 511%Did you grow up around a nuclear reactor? 511% -- Sam and Diane, "A Hunting We Will Go" 512%Why would a complete stranger want to kill me? That doesn't make 512%any sense! 512%You're the one with all the PhDs, you tell me. 512% -- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock" 513%We should have killed him, brought him back to life, and killed him again. 513% -- Flash about Duane, "Glitter Rock" 514% Rock the Redhead 514% 514%She stood 6 foot 4, barely fit through the door, 514%Her hair was the color of fire. 514%She said, "Baby what you need is some horizontal speed 514%And I'm the one to slake your desire. 514%Baby, let me take you higher 514% 514%Rock the redhead all night 514%Rock the redhead so right 514%Rock the redhead tonight 514%Baby take me higher, 514%Baby take me through the night 514% 514%Yeah, yeah, yeah! 514% 514% -- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock" 515% Hot Spot 515% 515%She's got a Hot spot 515%She knows how to use it. 515%Hot spot, oh yeah, hot spot 515%I can't refuse it 515%Baby won't you turn up the heat? 515% 515%Yeah, yeah, yeah 515% 515% -- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock" 516%She's innocent ... Sam, I can see it in her eyes. 516%You do not. You may feel it in your loins, but you definitely 516%do not see it in her eyes. 516%Sam! 516%What? 516%I feel it in my loins. 516% -- Al and Sam, about Al's reaction to Diane, "A Hunting We Will Go" 517%I'm glad I'm a hologram and don't have to smell you - you must really reek. 517% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 518%She looks exactly like Maxine, my fifth wife. Did I ever tell you 518%how I met her? She was in a tattoo parlor ... 518% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 519%Her name is Diane, not Maxine! 519%Yeah, I know that. 519% -- Sam and Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 520%I was 99.9 percent sure that she was cheating on me with another 520%guy ... and a Marine! 520% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 521%This is great ... I'm stuck out here in the middle of nowhere handcuffed 521%to a woman that's trying to kill me and my best friend is trying to work 521%through guilt about his fifth wife. 521% -- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go" 522%I'm only human. 522%That's a matter of opinion. 522% -- Diane and Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go" 523%Sam, what are you doing down there? This is no time to take a snooze! 523% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 524%What is this stuff? 524%Manure. 524% -- Diane and Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go" 525%This is the leap from Hell! When is it going to end? 525% -- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go" 526%There are five stages of love, the first is denial, second is sex, 526%then there's acceptance, then is divorce, and then there's sex, if 526%you're lucky. ... it's a theory of mine and a darn good one! 526% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 527%Thank God my wife Maxine couldn't kick like that! 527% -- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go" 528%I'm having a REALLY lousy day and Quantum Leap won't be on. 528%Wednesday without Quantum Leap is like a WEEK without sunshine. 528% -- Mary Allison, usenet 529%You shake my nerves, and you rattle my brain... 529%That kind of love drives a....er, WOMAN insane. 529%You broke my will, oh what a thrill 529%Goodness, gracious, Great balls of fire! 529% -- Sam, "Miss Deep South" 530%Leapers do it with assistance from neurological holograms. 530% -- Andrew Dawson, usenet 531%QUANTUM LEAPING, THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL!! 531% -- Debbie Brown, usenet 532%IS IT WEDNESDAY YET?? 532% -- Mary Allison, usenet 533%It's not like you're lost in a mall, you're lost in time! 533% -- Al, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 534%I never knew there were lawyers with morals. 534% -- Al, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 535%What have you got, an angel on retainer? 535% -- Tearsa, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 536%Are you an angel? 536% -- the little girl in the church, to Al, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 537%Your husband ... remember him, the man you're married to, the 537%rather large man who enjoys ripping things apart. 537% -- Sam to Sherrie, "Heart of a Champion" 538%This doctor must walk like a duck. 538%What? 538%Because he's a quack. 538%Oh Al. 538% -- Al and Sam, "Heart of a Champion" 539%Sam, are you OK? 539%Do I *look* OK? 539%Well, not really. 539% -- Al and Sam, "Heart of a Champion" 540%I'm gonna beat him! 540%Beat him? You couldn't slow him down with a tranquilizer gun! 540% -- Sam and Al, "Heart of a Champion" 541%What do you think he would do if he saw you here like this? 541%Before or after he killed you? 541%Yeah, right. 541% -- Sam and Sherrie, "Heart of a Champion" 542%Robohead is letting himself in ... 542% -- Al, about Carl ripping the door off, "Heart of a Champion" 543%There's women that get a big thrill out of watching men suffer. 543%Trust me on this, I've been married to most of them. 543% -- Al, "Heart of a Champion" 544%Nicholai and Ivan, THE BATTLING RUSSKIES! 544% -- the wrestling announcer, "Heart of a Champion" 545%This is the first time I've seen a vending machine with a head on it! 545% -- Al, "Heart of a Champion" 546%Sure, next thing you know, you'll be telling us wrestling isn't real. 546%These are the kind of guys that keep those fishing shows on the air. 546% -- The guys in the bar and Al, "Heart of a Champion" 547%I won't even mention the red tights. :-) 547% -- Debbie Brown, usenet, about "Heart of a Champion" 548%If I want to see violence, I'll watch the news. 548% -- Myra, "Heart of a Champion" 549%He must have picked up something. 549%Yeah, his medical bag. Right after he pronounced Ronnie 'fit as a fiddle'. 549% -- Al and Sam, "Heart of a Champion" 550%That's not a plan, that's suicide. 550% -- Al, "Heart of a Champion" 551%I've got to cut off the oxygen to his brain. 551%Brain, what brain? 551% -- Sam and Al, discussing the sleeper hold, "Heart of a Champion" 552%You want to see the sleeper again? 552% -- Sam, "Heart of a Champion" 553%What do you expect, a hologram to knock? 553% -- Al, "Nuclear Family" 554%Hell no, we won't go.... I gotta admit, it's a catchy slogan. 554% -- Lt. Tom Beckett, "The Leap Home" 555%This is great, I'm tuned in to little kids, I'm tuned in to 555%animals, and now the mentally absent. Why not blondes? 555% -- Al, "Shock Theater" 556%Keep your hands outta me! 556%I gotta check my medication. 556% -- Al and Tibby, "Shock Theater" 557%Now you know what happens when you try to fry swiss cheese -- 557%the holes sorta get filled in, but the rest has to turn to 557%mush to do it. :-) 557% -- Christine Gregory, usenet, about "Shock Theater" 558%"This only is denied to God, the power to undo the past." 558% --Agathon 558%"Agathon was wrong." 558% --Any member of Project: Quantum Leap 558% -- gt1926b@prism.gatech.EDU (NIX,MORRIS LAMAR) 559%Oh Boy! 559% -- Sam and Al, at the end of "Shock Theater" 560%You're a looney toon 560%In a big white room 560%And I'm a hologram 560%From the future 560%And I'm moving fast 560%Back into the past 560%And I've got to say 560%I'm pleased to meet ya'! 560%Because you're my man 560%And I've got some thing that you can understand 560%You've got to the power 560%To write and read 560%To say that's guaranteed. 560%I'm gonna give you what you need! 560% -- Rapmaster Al, "Shock Theater" 561%So I'm a good guy? 561%Yeah. You're a *damned* good guy! 561% -- Sam and Al, "Shock Theater" 562%Al...don't leave me... 562%I won't, Sam. 562% -- Sam and Al, "Shock Theater" 563%This here is the sub-atomic structure of a quark -- 563%What the hell is a quark?!? 563% -- "Jesse", "Shock Theater" 564%Quantum Leap--It's not just a show, it's a way of life. 564% It's not just a show, it's a great way to use bandwidth 564% It's not just a show, it's an excuse for parties... 564% -- Sally (Lucky Bitch) Smith 565%You can't just dump a bucket of water on his head and say 'Hey 565%kid, you're not dead, you're just 25 years in the future.' 565% -- Al, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 566%If I had had an attorney like that when I was in court, I'd 566%still be in court. 566% -- Al, about Tearsa, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 567%Don't tell Gloria. 567% -- "Samantha", "Shock Theater" 568%Oh great Sam, now they think you're Sybil! 568% -- Al, "Shock Theater" 569%The air is filthy and the cars are still on the ground, but we're 569%working on it. 569% -- Al, "Shock Theater" 570%Hire the mentally absent, they can see Al. 570% -- Miriam Ferziger, usenet 571%Come on, come on, come on ... here boy. 571% -- Sam (paging Al), "Honeymoon Express" 572%Rear Admiral Albert Calavicci's philosophy of life: 572%"With all due respect to Will Rogers, I never met a Woman I didn't 572%like." 572%Well, he never said it -- but he should have. 572% -- Mary Allison, usenet 573%QUANTUM LEAP: The age of time travel is here!!! 573% -- NBC promo 574%IS IT JUNE 24 YET?? 574%QUANTUM LEAP WEEK -- JUNE 24 - 28 574% -- Mary Allison, usenet 575%The pen is mighter than the network executive. 575% -- Mary Allison, usenet 576%What else are you here for? 576%Nothing. 576%Nothing? 576%Nothing. I thought lingerie was enough. 576% -- Sam and Al, "Camikazi Kid" 577%When you're finished, I'll be back with your dessert. 577%Just put a cherry on top of your head. 577% -- Rollerskating waitress and Al, "Camikazi Kid" 578%Sam, you missed all the fun, check out that black number in the 578%Frederick's of Hollywood box. 578% -- Al, "Camikazi Kid" 579%What are you doing here? 579%I'm confirming that Ziggy's data retrieval circuits are fully 579%functional. 579%What? 579%Well you see, he predicted that Cheryl's lingerie party would 579%start precisely at 2:07 PDT. He was 8 seconds off. 579% -- Sam and Al, "Camikazi Kid" 580%Want a bite? Oh, sorry, you're a hologram. 580% -- Sam teasing Al, "Camikazi Kid" 581%Al, you didn't stand in here and watch Cheryl trying all this 581%stuff on? 581%Well, ah, you know, if you're gonna publish, you've got to have 581%data. 581%What are you going to publish, a lingerie catalog? 581%That's a good idea Sam, I could do some inside research, if you 581%get my drift. 581% -- Sam and Al, "Camikazi Kid" 582%Survive in style! 582% -- Motto of Ellroy Atom Bomb Shelters, "Nuclear Family" 583%Hope you know what you're doing. 583% -- Sam, "Right Hand of God" 584%I think quitting would be a bad idea, besides, I never could skate. 584% -- Sam, "Right Hand of God" 585%Great, I'm on the take, I wear polyester clothes and I live above 585%a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym. 585% -- Sam, "Right Hand of God" 586%The mountains are starting to come to Mohammed you know. 586% -- Dixie, "Right Hand of God" 587%You'd rather go live with the nuns than with me? 587% -- Dixie, "Right Hand of God" 588%When I was 16, back in the days when dinosaurs ruled the planet, 588%I was a Golden Gloves regional champ. 588% -- Al, "Right Hand of God" 589%Hey, who taught you everything you know! 589% -- Al to Sam, "Right Hand of God" 590%When you're fighting for the Lord, you get inside tips. 590% -- Sam, "Right Hand of God" 591%Sam's not a lawyer, but he played on in a previous leap. 591% -- Deb Brown, usenet 592%Of course, Scott looks better in a dress than I do. 592%Scott looks better than ALL of us. 592% -- Sally Smith and a female QL crew member at the wrap party 593%Quantum Leap Week is like Christmas in June! 593% -- Christine Gregory, usenet 594%To..................................................om! 594% -- Sam, "The Leap Home, pts. 1 & 2" 595%Quantum Leap Week is like Christmas in June, and NBC is Santa Claus. 595%Our presents - Quantum Leap!! 595% -- Deb Brown, usenet 596%If at first you don't succeed, Leap, Leap again! 596% -- Doug Geiger, usenet 597%Fish food! Vinnie wants to turn me into fish food! 597% -- Sam, "Sea Bride" 598%If they ever exhibit to me 'It's only television', that's the 598%quickest way to get me really mad. 598% -- Don Bellisario 599%This isn't on the program! What the heck is she doing up there? 599%Oh lighten up, Harlan, it's rock and roll, and I like it! 599% -- the pageant judges describing Sam's performance in the 599% talent contest, "Miss Deep South" 600%Hitting Buffalo, I understand. A hair dryer in Buffalo, non capisco. 600%If Frankie says we do it, we do it. 600%If Frankie says you jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you jump? 600%No, that would be stupid. 600% -- Primo and Segundo reacting to Sam's request to go to Buffalo 600% and plug in a hair dryer, as per Ziggy's instructions, 600% "Double Identity" 601%A & P has a fraternity? 601%That's Alpha Rho, you idiot, Primo, it's Greek! 601%No kiddin'! I didn't know A & P Supermarkets were Greek! 601% -- Primo and Segundo, "Double Identity" 602%I'm 10, in the fourth grade. Marsha Greene sits in front of me. 602%And you used to dip her pigtails into the inkwells. 602%We didn't have inkwells. 602%Oh, we did. I used to dip Hanna Gretz's pigtails- until I 602%discovered that it was a lot more fun to take Hanna into the 602%cloakroom. 602%In the fourth grade? 602%I was socially advanced. 602% -- Sam and Al, "Double Identity" 603%How are we going to get in? Only Dr. Michaels has a key. 603%The one thing we don't need in Watts right now is a key. 603% -- Susan and Papa D. about a local medical clinic, 603% "Black on White on Fire" 604%This week, Sam Beckett 'leaps' where no one really wants to. 604% -- Radio announcer about "Last Dance Before an Execution" 605%Well, ladies, it was nice meeting you. 605%Meet us? 605%We come to Mass every day! 605%I mean meeting you again. It was nice to meet you both- again. 605% -- Sam and the Monticelli sisters, "Leap of Faith" 606%Raising your children is going to be hard no matter where you do it. 606%Why? 606%Because wherever you go, they won't fit in. They won't be black 606%and they won't be white. 606%They'll be human. 606%Of course they'll be human, child, I'm talking about race. 606%I know, but maybe if we teach our kids to say that they're human 606%instead of black or white or red or yellow, maybe race won't 606%matter. 606% -- Mama Harper, Susan and Sam, "Black and White on Fire" 607%Oh my God, I'm a DJ! 607% -- Sam, "Good Morning Peoria" 608%Don't investigate this too closely. 608% -- Don Bellisario, 3/17/90 609%I'm in denial and I refuse to accept that Quantum Leap Week is over. 609% -- Mary Allison, usenet 610%Since Sam fell for Diane and Al fell for Maxine, does this mean 610%they like the same type of women? (What a scary thought! :-)) 610% -- Vicky Sailer, about "A Hunting We Will Go" 611%Ain't that a kick in the butt! 611% -- Al, "Genesis" 612%I was free. Up here (pointing to his head) I was always free. 612% -- Al, "Vietnam" 613%A cute...A cute...oh I hope it's a nurse... 613% -- Al, "Shock Theater" 614%Hi, Al. 614% -- Tibby, "Shock Theater" 615%Now I'm starting to miss the hand props! 615% -- Sally Smith, usenet 616%May Your Days Be Showered With Blue Electricity. 616% -- Maria Nunoz 617%The guy in the red jacket! 617%You can see me? 617%Sure! Nice jacket! 617% -- Tibby and Al, "Shock Theatre" 618%I sure hope Al's your guardian angel. 618% -- guard, "Last Dance Before an Execution" 619%The poor doctor -- you know -- 'I'm seeing a head of curls.' 619%-- Look closer, Doc! 619% -- Scott Bakula, on The Tonight Show 620%Is sex all you ever think about? 620%Well, except when I'm pulling you outta the fire, yes! 620%Well ya got me there Al. 620% -- Sam and Al, "The Color of Truth" 621%Quantum Leap, when it positively, absolutely has to be there 621%yesterday, or ten years ago. Or . . . well, He (finger pointing 621%up) knows when it's supposed to get there. 622%It's 1999: do you know where your observer is? 623%I wore a tux and red pumps. 623% -- Scott Bakula, on what he wore to the Man/Woman of the Year 623% awards banquet 624%Chicks and dogs and pigs better scurry ... 624%Ducks! 624%Ducks? 624%It's ducks and geese, not pigs and dogs. 624%Ducks!? 624%Yeah. 624%Are you sure it's not pigs and dogs? They scurry too. 624% -- Al and Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 625%A BAD episode of Quantum Leap is better than a GOOD day of work... 625% -- Tony Salerno, usenet 626% ... the problem is that when QL isn't on Wed., it upsets 626%the order of the universe and things are out of whack. 626% -- Sally LB Smith, usenet 627%Of course, when QL is on every night, incredibly good things come 627%to pass, God's in his heaven, all's right with the world, 627%etc. etc. 627% -- Sally LB Smith, usenet (with apologies to R. Browning) 628%HE SHOULD AND DAMNED WELL BETTER WIN AN EMMY!! 628% -- Joan Dodson, usenet (re: Scott Bakula) 629%I think he (Scott) makes a kinda cute scouring pad. 629%Better looking than the ones in MY kitchen anyway. 629% -- Mary Allison, usenet (re: "Future Boy") 630%Think of these as training heels, we'll have you in pumps by 630%New Year's. 630% -- Sam to Machiko, "The Americanization of Machiko" 631%Quantum Leap Week is like Christmas in June. 631%...and NBC is playing Santa Claus. Our presents, Quantum Leap. 631%Next year let's have it be like Hanukkah and last EIGHT days. 631% -- Chris Gregory, Deb Brown and Mary Allison, usenet 632%I'm going to scare the hell out of you. 632% -- Don Bellisario to Brandon Tartikoff, to start pitching QL 633%I'm in denial and I refuse to accept that Quantum Leap Week is over 633%As long as you have a VCR, QL Week is never over... 633% -- Mary Allison and Shari Feldman, usenet 634%(in response to QL Poll Question on Least Realistic Episode) 634%Let's see, we're talking about a TV show in which the hero 634%travels back in time, but can still talk in "real" time to his 634%buddy who is x number of years in the future, and you're asking 634%about realism? :-) 634% -- Laura L. Gilbreath, usenet 635%(in response to QL poll question on Sam's sexiest outfit) 635%The trapeze outfit (Leaping in without a net) (okay, so it's 635%kind of tame, but it was the first time I REALLY noticed Sam's, 635%or rather, Scott's fabulous ass ets!) 635% -- Ann Onimous, usenet 636%I wanted to complain to Jean-Pierre (Dorleac) about this 636%Battlestar Galactica jacket. Who ever heard of a flight jacket 636%without pockets? 636%There are no pockets in the future. 636%That's right, in the future there are no pockets. 636% -- Sally LB Smith, Chris Ruppenthal, & Tommy Thompson, "Future Boy" 637%Look out, we're working with a wild animal--Dean Stockwell. 637% -- Michael Watkins, ASC, "Southern Comforts" 638%Did you hear, WE GOT EIGHT. 638% -- Mary Allison, usenet (on 1991 Emmy nominations) 639%Scott Bakula, BEST FRIGGING ACTOR IN THE ENTIRE US of A 639% -- Mary Allison, usenet (on 1991 Emmy nominations) 640%"NBC Programming Pinhead Warren Littlefield" 640% -- David Letterman, 8/1/91 640%(the camera was focused on a picture of WL at the time) 641%Do we need new episodes or WHAT? 641% -- just about EVERYBODY on ql.silly list during summer hiatus 642%How'd you get your nickname? 642% 'Cause I'm a girl's best friend! 642% -- Sally (LB) Smith and Richard "Diamond" Farnsworth 642% (Quantum Leap stunt coordinator) 643%Quantum physicists are quarky lovers. 643% -- Miriam Ferziger 644%Beware of quantum ducks, quark, quark, quark. 644% -- Miriam Ferziger 645%I can't have a life. All I do is live someone else's life; 645%right their wrongs, fight their fights. GEEZ, I feel like 645%I'M Don Quixote. 645% -- Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 646%Stay with her Al. 646%Like white on rice lil darlin'. 646% -- Sam and Al, "Miss Deep South" 647%You're out of control Sam. 647%In case you haven't noticed, it's been a long time since 647%I've been in control. 647% -- Al and Sam, "Catch a Falling Star" 648%Al....Whooomp whoomp whooomp hahahaha! 648% -- Sam, slapping Al in a Three Stooges-like fashion. 648% "The Leap Back" 649%Come on you rotten pile of Gummi Bears! 649% -- Al, "The Leap Back" 650%Do you know what this means? 650%What? 650%It's MY turn to slip into the powder room like the Invisible Man 650%...it's my turn. 650% -- Sam and Al "The Leap Back" 651%Al, my name is Al... 651%Al what? 651%You think I've forgotten my last name? 651%I'm about to bet on it. 651%Well, you'd lose...it's Beckett...Al Beckett. 651%It's Calavicci...Al Calavicci. 651%Calavicci? It's not Beckett? 651%No. 651%Well, then who the hell is Beckett? 651%Me...I'm Beckett. 651% -- Al and Sam, discussing Al's swiss-cheesed memory, "The Leap Back" 652%Oh, how? 652%How? 652%There's nobody home. 652% -- Al and Sam, "The Leap Back" 653%Yeah, this is Top Secret and I'm evaluating it for the Pentagon. 653%That's good enough, put it away. 653%Put it away. 653% -- Al and Sam, making an explanation about the handlink, 653% "The Leap Back" 654%Ask him, how she is. 654%How she is. 654% -- Sam and Al, "The Leap Back" 655%Are you okay? 655%I'm just a little woozy from the le...uh, flight. 655%Good catch. 655% -- Mike the milkman, Al, and Sam, "The Leap Back" 656%Happy milkman? 656% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 657%Unless.. 657%I'm don't think I'm going to like this unless. 657% -- Sam and Al "The Leap Back" 658%Why do I feel this is gonna be a big number. 658% -- Al, talking about the half-life of a radium ring, "The Leap Back" 659%Yumola! 659% -- Sam, looking at the calendar girl, "The Leap Back" 660%Boy, did they have women with Big Kasooms! 660% -- Sam, commenting on Kelly, "The Leap Back" 661%Are you forgetting who slips you a pound of butter now and then? 661%I didn't know I was swapping sugar for it. 661%Well, if a pound of butter is all it takes... I got me a dairy 661%farm that I've... 661%Stop that! 661% -- Mike, Kelly, Sam and Al, "The Leap Back" 662%Oh my Go--, you've got a filthy mind! 662%YOU'RE the one saying all the dirty things! 662% -- Sam and Al, talking about the personality switch, "The Leap Back" 663%I'm sorry Tom, I guess we all have to wash our minds up after this war. 663%Yeah, especially *HIM*! 663% -- Kelly and Al, talking about Sam's comments, "The Leap Back" 664%Al...Al, if you keep this up I'm gonna have to throw a bucket of 664%cold water to separate you two. 664% -- Sam, commenting on Al's and Suzanne's kissing, "The Leap Back" 665%Aha, Al... I think that's why you're here... you're here to get 665%Suzanne to sleep with you... marry you. 665% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 666%Ok, Al... get ready to leap! 666% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 667%What are you doing? 667%Sucking face, pal, with my buddy here, it's very big in the 70's 667%... 80's. 667%Will you shut up?!?! 667%Sucka... sucka... sucka... 667% -- Clifford, Sam and Al, "The Leap Back" 668%Well, you're about to find out, Knucklenose! 668% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 669%What are my mother and father going to say about that? 669%Cancel the church... cancel the reception... cancel the tux, the cake... 669% -- Clifford and Sam, "The Leap Back" 670%It's only natural that you have some old yearnings. 670%Boy, I'd like to satisfy 'em! 670% -- Clifford and Sam, commenting on Suzanne, "The Leap Back" 671%Like running barefoot through sprinklers. 671%I like running barefoot through sprinklers. 671%Me too. 671% -- Clifford, Al and Suzanne, "The Leap Back" 672%You flat-footed, egg-sucking, chicken turd!! 672%Why don't you tell him how you really feel, Mike? 672% -- Mike and Kelly, about Clifford, "The Leap Back" 673%Only we didn't get all the glory. 673%You just got all the women. 673% -- Clifford and Al, "The Leap Back" 674%Well, I'll tell you something... I just had one of Kelly's 674%breakfasts and I feel like I could take on Mike Tyson. 674% -- Al, "The Leap Back" 675%We don't even know why you're here. 675%I think I'm here to kick Clifford's butt! 675% -- Al, "The Leap Back" 676%I didn't know you knew how to do that. 676%I didn't either. 676% -- Sam and Al, about the kick, "The Leap Back" 677%You think a one-legged man could do that move? 677%Uh, sure, if you could drive this truck... worst thing that could 677%happen is that you'd end up on your butt. 677% -- Mike and Al, about the kick, "The Leap Back" 678%This isn't fair... Sam! A beautiful body like that and I'm just 678%thinking pure thoughts! Damnit! 678% -- Al, talking about the blonde walking by, "The Leap Back" 679%Hello Bay-bee! 679%Don't do that! 679%Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram! 679% -- Sam and Al, "The Leap Back" 680%We'll mail Doc Croznoff a letter with say... a hundred dollars. 680%For the stamp? 680% -- Sam and Al, "The Leap Back" 681%Well, Ziggy you're looking very user friendly. 681%I see that simo-leaping with Admiral Calavicci has had a positive 681%effect on you. You're in for some pleasant surprises Dr. Elesee. 681% -- Sam and Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 682%Ziggy! 682%Yesssssssss? 682%Do you have enough... 682%...data to give you a reasonable, accurate projection as to why 682%Admiral Calavicci has leapt into Crown Pointe, Indiana in the year 682%1945? 682%Yes! 682%No. 682% -- Sam and Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 683%Do you have any data on Admiral Calavicci? 683%He'll kiss the girls and make them cry. 683%Oh, ain't that the truth. 683% -- Sam, Ziggy and Tina, "The Leap Back" 684%Actually, I was doing quite well absorbing the year until Franklin 684%Delano Roosevelt died...it depressed me. 684% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 685%I believe your brain is still slightly magnafluxed, Dr. Beckett... 685%or you'd remember, I never experience guilt. That's a flaw only 685%found in human computers. Good night, Doctor... have fun you two. 685% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 686%Ziggy! 686%It won't do you any good. 686%Why did I give him Barbara Streisand's ego? 686% -- Sam and Donna, "The Leap Back" 687%Clifford...what a nozzle! 687% -- Al, "The Leap Back" 688%What were you doing up here? 688%Well, uh... 688%Were you parking in Lover's Lane with that draft dodging nozzle 688%while your boyfriend was risking his life for his country? 688%I thought you died for your country. 688% -- Al and Suzanne, "The Leap Back" 689%And every time Clifford kissed me. I'd close my eyes and pretend 689%it was you. 689%Take a hike, Mr. Morals... Calavicci's taking over! 689% -- Suzanne and Al, "The Leap Back" 690%You have great eyes. 690%Are you talking about how they look or my vision? 690%Yes. 690% -- Sam and Donna, "The Leap Back" 691%God I wish he was here. 691%I know. 691%So I could kick his butt! 691% -- Sam and Donna, talking about Al, "The Leap Back" 692%Sorry to interrupt your first night of matrimonial bliss in four 692%years... 692% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 693%That was a quickie, Dr. Beckett. 693% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 694%What do you got on Al? 694%He's 175.26 centimeters tall, weighs 70.91... 694%Ziggy! 694%Yes, Doctor? 694%Give me what I want, baby! 694%Ooh, if you weren't my FATHER! 694% -- Sam and Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 695%...the Crown Point Gazette... isn't THAT a parochial name? 695% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 696%Why do human beings die for love? 696%Check Shakespeare. 696%Thank you, Doctor. 696%Not now! 696%Why not? With a million gigabyte capacity I'm quite capable of 696%rubbing my tummy, patting my head, and doing a trillion floating 696%point operations at once. 696% -- Ziggy and Sam, "The Leap Back" 697%Maybe it just needs a little encouragement too. 697% -- Suzanne, about the handlink, "The Leap Back" 698%Al, you didn't! 698%Sam! 698%Who? 698%How could you! ... of course how could you not. 698% -- Sam, Al and Suzanne, "The Leap Back" 699%Look, we need to talk alone, okay? 699%Where's a Men's Room when you need one. 699% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 700%Oh, you poor baby. 700%Oh, boy. 700% -- Suzanne and Al, "The Leap Home" 701%Sam! 701%What am I doing? 701%You Dog! 701%Well, it's your filthy mind! 701%Well, I want my mind back! These choir boy thoughts are driving 701%me nuts! 701%Well they didn't seem to stop you a few minutes ago. 701% -- Al and Sam, "The Leap Back" 702%I've never experienced anything quite like that and I guess I 702%owe that to you. 702%Yeah, well, I guess I owe you one too. 702%Just one? 702% -- Al and Sam, "The Leap Back" 703%In an apparent double su... double su... ... icide... 703%suicide, a double suicide! 703% -- Sam, on the handlink, "The Leap Back" 704%Damnit, Ziggy! Tell me something I don't know! 704%Tina is having an affair with Gooshie. 704% -- Sam and Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 705%Mmm... GREAT legs, Doctor. 705% -- Ziggy to Sam, "The Leap Back" 706%I can't let him die. 706%And I can't let you go. 706% -- Sam and Donna, "The Leap Back" 707%How many times has Al saved my life? 707%23. 707% -- Sam and Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 708%Sam... I love you. 708%I love you too. 708% -- Sam and Donna, before Sam leaps again, "The Leap Back" 709%I love you, Sam. 709%I love you, Donna. 709% -- Donna and Sam, as Donna gazes at a 1956 star, "The Leap Back" 710%Who's going to wait 54 years to deliver a letter? 710%The post office. 710% -- Al and Sam, "The Leap Back" 711%Doctor Beckett, I should warn you that Clifford... too late. 711% -- Ziggy, "The Leap Back" 712%Quantum physicists are quarky lovers, just ask Donna! 712% -- Miriam Ferziger, usenet 713%Ziggy's not even gonna be a gleam in my eye for another 50 years 713%or so. 713% -- Sam, "The Leap Back" 714%It's a chicken... an upside down chicken. 714% -- Sam, "Future Boy" 715%You are an amazing woman Donna. 715% -- Al (to Donna Elesee), "The Leap Back" 716%I think I'll have a BLT for lunch. 716% -- Al, after watching Sam walk the pig, "Play Ball" 717%This could be messier than I thought. 717% -- Al, "Play Ball" 718%You know the rules, the one who screws up babysits Milo. You did, 718%so you do. 718%Not another pig. 718% -- the baseball coach and Sam, "Play Ball" 719%I don't want to sleep with her. She gives me the creeps. 719% -- Sam, "Play Ball" 720%Why does everything have to be treated like a woman? 720% -- Sam, "Play Ball" 721%It better be possible--or else you'll be spending the rest of your 721%life holding the line to the swine. 721% -- Al to Sam, "Play Ball" 722%[Doc] hit the skids and drank himself to death. 722%It seems to be an epidemic. 722% -- Al and Sam (regarding Chuckie), "Play Ball" 723%I don't know whether I like him or not, he reminds me of somebody, 723%ya know? 723% -- Sam, "Play Ball" 724%It's a good thing you're better in bed then you are at running 724%bases. 724% -- Margaret to Sam, "Play Ball" 725%Hey, what's the Dragon Lady want? 725%She just wanted to talk to me about my 'performance'. 725% -- Chuckie and Sam, "Play Ball" 726%There's something magical about a baseball diamond. No matter how 726%old you get, it still makes you feel like a kid. 726% -- Al, "Play Ball" 727%Starting pitcher. I had the lowest earned run average in the 727%league. 727%Is there anything you haven't done? 727%No ... wait, there's these twins at the fitness center ... 727% -- Al and Sam, "Play Ball" 728%It's right here in yellow and pink. And green, and blue, and 728%orange, and purple . . . 728% -- Al, "Play Ball" 729%I thought we had an understandin', Doc. 729%Oh, I don' know. 729%I help you ... you help me. 729% -- Margaret and Sam, "Play Ball" 730%That's fine if it's a hand grenade, but it's baseball. You've got 730%to treat it like a woman. 730%Why does everything come down to being a woman with you? 730% -- Al and Sam, "Play Ball" 731%He looks like a very fine man. 731%He used to dress up in my underwear and pretend to be Judy Garland. 731% -- Sam and "Old Lady" Tully about her husband, "Play Ball" 732%You're terminally good. 732% -- Al, "Play Ball" 733%I oughta deck you. 733%Go ahead, I probably deserve it. 733%You ain't worth it. 733% -- Chuckie and Sam, "Play Ball" 734%What are you so interested in this kid for anyway? 734%Cause he reminds me of you. 734%What? 734%Remember the first time we met, Al? You were on the Starbright 734%Project ... and uh ... I came into the lab and you were smashing 734%the vending machine with a hammer. 734%Oh ... ah ... It ate my dime. 734%Yeah. You were drunk and angry and the government wanted to wash 734%you out of the project completely, but I stopped them because I 734%knew that underneath all that booze and that anger was a pretty 734%terrific person. 734% -- Al and Sam, "Play Ball" 735%Sir, please? Can this wait till after the game? 735%The United States Immigration Department doesn't wait for anybody. 735%This is BASEBALL. 735%And this is a warrant. 735% -- Coach and INS officer, "Play Ball" 736%Okay, but you'd better be go-od. 736% -- "Old Lady" Tully, agreeing to let "Doc" pitch, "Play Ball" 737%You got a dangerous weapon, kid, and a brain would make it lethal. 737%How would you like to have one, courtesy of the New York Yankees? 737% -- Yankee's talent scout to Chuckie, "Play Ball" 738%I could use a pitching coach with those kind of smarts. 738%Are you offering me a job in the majors? 738% -- Yankee's talent scout and Sam, "Play Ball" 739%I'd have been in a lot of trouble here if Doc hadn't made that leap. 739%You can say that again kid! 739% -- Chuckie and Al, "Play Ball" 740%They see me every night. We're here to exploit *you*. 740% -- Arsenio Hall to Scott Bakula 741%It made me STRONG. 741% -- Scott Bakula on being teased as a kid for the white 741% streak in his hair. 742%Where'd you learn to slide like that? 742%I saw Pete Rose try it once. 742%Who? 742% -- Chuckie and Sam, "Play Ball" 743%You gotta stop sliding in head first. 743% -- Coach to Sam, "Play Ball" 744%What is a leaper's favorite lunch? 744%Ham and swiss cheese sandwiches. 744% -- Mary Allison, usenet 745%I've heard about the way you treat women, the thangs you do. 745%'Thangs'? What 'thangs'? 745% -- Bunny and Al, "Play Ball" 746%Oh Billy! 746%Oh boy. 746% -- Bunny and Billy (who walked in at the wrong time), "Play Ball" 747%He's out! 747% -- the ump as Sam tries to slide home, "Play Ball" 748%Billy, clean up the pig, it's a mess. 748% -- Coach, "Play Ball" 749%Squeeeeeeeeeeeeel! 749%That's the hand link - it's been acting up lately. 749% -- Ziggy and Al, "Play Ball" 750%Brandon! Come back Brandon! 750% -- Sally LB Smith 751%Arch, put your clothes on and get outta the back seat! 751% -- Sheriff to Deputy Sam, "Hurricane" 752%You should see a doctor about that cough. 752%What cough? 752% -- Sam and Al, "Hurricane" 753%Don't worry, he's the original boy scout. 753% -- Al about Sam, "Hurricane" 754%That shoots that theory to hell. 754% -- Al, "Hurricane" 755%I don't believe you did that, my knight in shining khaki. 755%Chargin' to the rescue. 755% -- Cissy and Sam, "Hurricane" 756%If you could spend ugly, you'd be a rich man. 756% -- Chuckie, "Play Ball" 757%What's a vegetarian leaper's favorite lunch? 757%Grilled Swiss Cheese 757%(You can skip the ham, but you have to fry the swiss cheese) 757% -- Mary Allison 758%Man, you strange. Depending on which eye you use, you look 758%different. Brown hair, black hair, brown hair, black hair... 758%Makes you seem like two different people. 758% -- Very drunk hurricane party host, "Hurricane" 759%Most of your life nothing ever happens. Now we're living on the edge. 759%Literally. 759%God. Can't you feel it? The power, the possibilities. . . 759% -- Cissy and Sam, "Hurricane" 760%I just feel more alive. 760%Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 760%Yah. 760%Right wrongs, travel through time, grow ten feet tall and run forever. 760%Yes. 760% -- Cissy and Sam, "Hurricane" 761%I just had a fight with Tina. I could never figure out when life 761%is so short how we always find time to argue. You'd think we 761%would look at the good things around us. 761%Carpe diem. 761%Seize the day. 761%And that's the way it should be. 761%But we don't seem to remember these things. 761% -- Al and Sam, "Hurricane" 762%Cissy gets killed by Camille. 762%Who's Camille? 762%Not who, it's a what... Camille is a hurricane. 762% -- Sam and Al, "Hurricane" 763%That's the shingles. The wind must be flickin' 'em off the roof 763%like potato chips. 763% -- Al, "Hurricane" 764%If you could make the earth spin the other way, you could unwind a 764%hurricane. 764% -- Old Man, "Hurricane" 765%Nice. 765%Nice? I'll bet it was nice! 765% -- Cissy and Al, about Sam's kiss, "Hurricane" 766%Next to Bofus, you're the male I love most. 766%How do you feel about holograms? 766% -- Cissy (to Sam) and Al, "Hurricane" 767%It's never too late. Not if you want something bad enough. 767% -- Sam, "Hurricane" 768%Psychologist, seismologist. She's not even going to *have* a 768%future if you don't figure out what's going to happen to her. 768% -- Al, "Hurricane" 769%You know what the three worst words in the English language 769%are? "Lets be friends." 769% -- Bob, "Hurricane" 770%I think you're gonna get a reward. 770% -- Al, "Hurricane" 771%Sometimes when I'm Quantum Leaping I have REALLY good days. 771%Days when I win the race, stop the bad guy, and kiss the girl 771%and then, there are the bad days ... 771%{Sam Leaps into an office. He's holding a gun and there's a} 771%{dead man at his feet. The police come in to the office.} 771%OH BOY. 771% -- Sam, leap in from "Camikazi Kid" to "Play it Again, Seymour" 772%Because Don wants it that way. 772% -- all purpose explanation for "why things are" on Quantum Leap 773%So you think this kid is a terrific person too? 773%I don't know, but I think he deserves a chance to find out, don't 773%you? 773% -- Al and Sam, "Play Ball" 774%We're taught to respect our elders. 774%I'm not that eld! 774% -- Mannu and Paul, "Necessary Roughness" 775%This stands for everything my parents taught me to fight against. 775% -- Sam, about the KKK, "Justice" 776%There's a ghost! 776%It's NOT a ghost, it's an angel. 776%No way, not with those clothes! 776% -- little kids at choir practice, about Al, "Justice" 777%It's the Lord! 777%No, I'm not the Lord! 777%It's Abraham Lincoln. 777%No, he's got a beard, that's some crazy white man. 777% -- little kids at choir practice and Al, "Justice" 778%I don't know a man who would dynamite a church. 778% -- Sam, "Justice" 779%It's bad enough that I have to give Dick & Jane explanations to 779%the President- now I have to give them to you, too. 779% -- Al to the very swiss-cheesed Sam, "Genesis" 780%Observation: Is Al based on the Cheshire Cat? 780% -- Robin C. Kwong, usenet 781%As Al would say, timing is everything. What did she call me? 781%Terrific ... no dummy, Frankie was terrific. 781% -- Sam, "Double Identity" 782%Strangely enough the thought of being in a hurricane was somehow 782%comforting and familiar. I guess that's because every time I leap, 782%I feel that strange, unseen forces hurl me where ever they want to 782%and there is nothing I can do to stop them, so that for me, life, 782%like storms, is unpredictable. 782% -- Sam, "Hurricane" 783%I gotta get her to go back and do it earlier. 783%Oh my, if we get up any earlier to do it, we might as well not go 783%to sleep, which might not be such a bad idea after all. 783% -- Sam (talking to Al) and Cissy (misinterpreting), "Hurricane" 784%You're one mean son of a bitch. 784%Yeah, well I just saved your lives so get the hell out of here. 784% -- drunk party host and Sam, "Hurricane" 785%There are moments when I leap back in time that remind me of the 785%evening of my senior prom. Some of the songs are soft and slow, 785%and there's always a guy who didn't bring a date and wants to 785%dance with your girl. Guys who don't take "no" for an answer. 785%And just when everything quiets down and you find a song that you 785%want to dance to forever, somebody suddenly changes the music on 785%you. 785% -- Sam, leap in from "Honeymoon Express" to "Disco Inferno" 786%Traveling through time is a lot like leaping out of the frying 786%pan... and into the fire. Sometimes it goes from bad to worse, 786%then again sometimes I get the satisfaction of a job well done. 786%Unfortunately, as soon as one job ends, an other one begins. And 786%until I get my bearings, I always feel a little lost at sea. Most 786%people would be completely disoriented by stepping off a bus and 786%not knowing where, much less who they were. But leaping into the 786%unknown has given me a detective's instinct. I'd leaped back as 786%Charles Lee McKenzie, Aviation Machinist's Mate 2nd Class, U.S. 786%Navy. The Japanese Yen and the sea bag told me he was shipping 786%home from the Far East and home appeared to be Oak Creek, Ohio, 786%August 4, 1953. 786% -- Sam, leap in from "Disco Inferno" to "Americanization of Machiko" 787%The first rule to quantum leaping is to find out who I am. Then 787%who I'm here to help. Third, if I've made a mistake, know how to 787%make up for it--and always, always know when to leap. Which 787%brings me back to the first rule of quantum leaping. Finding out 787%who I am. 787% -- Sam, leap in from "The Americanization of Machiko" to 787% "What Price Gloria?" 788%Leaping about in time, I've found that there are some things in 788%life that I can't change, and there are some things that I can. 788%To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I 788%guess that's what life's about. Making the right choice at the 788%right time. 788% -- Sam, leap in from "Jimmy" to "So Help me God" 789%Leaping into other people's lives, I feel a lot like Don Quioxte-- 789%a stranger, out of place in time on an impossible quest. Set to 789%right the unrightable wrong, to fight the unbeatable foe. [and 789%the wild winds of fortune, will carry me onward, oh whither soever 789%they blow. Withersoever they blow. Onward to glory I go!] 789%Uh, oh. If this is glory, something tells me I'm in big trouble. 789% -- Sam, leap in from "Catch a Falling Star" to "A Portrait for Troian" 790%Love ya babe, let's do lunch. Jerk. 790%Recently I've received a few letters from fans of Quantum Leap _demanding_ 790%that I move it back to its original Wednesday night timeslot. Listen, I 790%run this network. Nobody tells me what to do. You know what I have to 790%say to the fans of Quantum Leap? 790% [dump] 790%You win. 790%By popular demand, Quantum Leap leaps back home to Wednesday on NBC. 790% -- The infamous "The Boss" promo. 791%Ha! You're drooling! 791%Of course I'm drooling! Why are you doing this to me? I never 791%had my own little set of twins. 791%Because you deserve it! You nag me if I don't resist women, and 791%you nag me if I do... 791%You're doing this to torture me. 791%Yes! And it's working! 791% -- Sam (take that!) and Al, "Permanent Wave" 792%Could I have your home address, please? 792%My home address? 792% -- Detective Ward & Sam, "Permanent Wave" 793%Al! 793%Al? 793%Al gude leetil boys haf got to gu to sleep. 793%Oh, boy. 793% -- Sam (doing a Swedish accent), Kyle, and Al, "Permanent Wave" 794%Their only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their-- 794%Al! 794%With their hair! With their hair!! 794% -- Al and Sam, "Permanent Wave" 795%He's into punk. 795% -- Al (about Sam's hairstyling technique), "Permanent Wave" 796%Is that part of me still in you or what? 796%Maybe. 796% -- Al and Sam, "Permanent Wave" 797%This is a story about Future Boy's best friend Al. 797%'Best friend' -- thanks. 797% -- Sam (to Kyle) and Al, "Permanent Wave" 798%Are you OK, honey? 798%Oh I'm fine. Just check the kid. 798% -- Laura (to Kyle) and Al, "Permanent Wave" 799%Quantum Leapers do it within their own lifetime. 799% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 800%Leaping around in time, I've been able to change peoples lives 800%for the better, but this ti me it looked like I leaped in a 800%little late. 800% -- Sam, "Permanent Wave" 801%Quantum Leapers do it suffering from partial amnesia and facing 801%mirror images that are not their own. 801% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 802%Ooo, I love bedtime stories ... 802% -- Al, "Permanent Wave" 803%Do whatever you want Frankie, I know I'm in good hands. 803% -- Beauty parlor patron to Sam, "Permanent Wave" 804%Quantum Leapers do it trapped in the past. 804% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 805%Oh great, the VanBerg sisters are here, which one do you want 805%first? 805%Both. 805%Uh, both. 805% -- Chloe, Al and Sam, "Permanent Wave" 806%Quantum Leapers do it leaping from life to life. 806% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 807%Quantum Leapers do it guided by Al, an observer from their own 807%time... [sounds kinky] 807% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 808%Hi Frank, I thought you'd never get up the courage to do us both 808%at the same time. 808%(Oh wow!) 808%I thought you were doing the boyfriend thing. 808%(Wow wow!) 808%Actually, I'm doing the hair thing right now. 808%The hair thing? What a waste ... 808% -- The twins, Al and Sam, "Permanent Wave" 809%Quantum Leapers do it putting things right that once went wrong. 809% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 810%But, let me ask you ladies what is it exactly that you had in 810%mind? 810% -- Sam to the twins, "Permanent Wave" 811%Quantum Leapers theorize about it. 811% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 812%So why don't you ladies get out of those clothes, slip into some 812%robes and we'll wash you, we'll rinse you, and I'll think up 812%something really nasty for your hair. 812% -- Sam to the twins, "Permanent Wave" 813%Quantum Leapers do it in an elite group. 813% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 814%Al, I know what you're thinking, do not go in there ... 814%I'll tell you what - they are TOTALLY alike. 814% -- Sam and Al, "Permanent Wave" 815%Quantum Leapers do it with elite scientists in the desert. 815% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 816%I was with this girl that works in the car wash, and the water 816%was so ... Sorry. 816% -- Al, "Permanent Wave" 817%Quantum Leapers do it with a new cast every week. 817% -- Mark D. Baushke, usenet 818%Don't DO that! 818% -- Sam, when Al pops in too close on the stairs, "Permanent Wave" 819%She may be your girlfriend, but she's my connection to 50 percent 819%off Armani suits. 819% -- Chloe, "Permanent Wave" 820%And I thought you only gave good hair. 820% -- Chloe, "Permanent Wave" 821%Leapers do it with flash. 821% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 822%Leapers do it with...mirrors. 822% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 823%Leapers do it admirably. 823% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 824%Leapers do it with admirable assistance. 824% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 825%Leapers do it with timing. 825% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 826%Leapers do it all accelerated. 826% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 827%Look what wants to join the Navy! Hey listen, bub, d'you think 827%anybody sings our sailors to sleep? 827%But I'm not _in_ the Navy yet--So it's all right for me to be sung to. 827% --Gene Kelly, Dean Stockwell, "Anchors Aweigh" 828%Wednesday without Quantum Leap is like Christmas without the presents. 828% -- Paul Woodard, usenet 829%Wednesday without Quantum Leap is like Hell without the fringe benefits. 829% -- Paul Woodard, usenet 830%Oh, honey, you *know* I'll get there... Look, we'd better talk 830%about that later... yeah ...good-bye. 830%What're you going to talk about later? 830%Uh...things, sailor, things. You'll understand when you get older. 830%Everybody keeps saying that to me... 830% -- Gene Kelly, Dean Stockwell, "Anchors Aweigh" 831%WEDNESDAYS ARE NULL AND VOID WHERE QL IS PROHIBITED. 831% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 832%Is It February YET!? 832% -- Scott Laliberte', usenet 833%Eight years. Eight years of marriage *I* have been faithful... 833%Don't you think I've had opportunities? Well, I've had them. Boy, 833%have I had them... Oh, two years ago, at the colon convention in 833%Atlanta. A blond hemotologist put her room key in my hand. Suite 833%1404. And I gave it BACK! Boy, was I *STUPID*! 833% -- Dr. Harry Turner, Sibling Rivalry 834%What are you doing? That's supposed to help. 834%Trust me, it won't. 834% -- Libby and Sam, as Sam throws away the Valium prescription, 834% "Raped" 835%Rape doesn't happen to my family. It happens to strangers on the 835%news, not to my sister. 835% -- Libby, "Raped" 836%Are you alright Katie? 836%Do I look alright? 836% -- Kevin and Sam, "Raped" 837%You mean the old 'girl says "no" but she really means "yes"' crapola. 837% -- Al, "Raped" 838%My third wife charged me with abuse for singing in my sleep. 838%You sing in your sleep? 838%Yah [Al starts singing "Volare"] 838% -- Al and Sam, "Raped" 839%You're here to charge this guy with rape. 839%And then I can leap. 839%Probably. 839%Probably? Al, I can't testify, I wasn't the one who was raped. 839%Oh, did I say probably? Oh, no, I meant definitely. You can leap 839%definitely. With an 89% probability. That's the best I can do. 839% -- Al and Sam, "Raped" 840%My gut tells me there's a case here. 840%Oh, your gut tells ME you've got to stop eating at Betty's House 840%of Pies. 840% -- Det. Shumway and Asst DA Nancy Hudson, "Raped" 841%I bet my new fishing rod we can win this one. 841%Your new fishing rod, eh? That's serious. 841% -- Det. Shumway and Asst DA Nancy Hudson, "Raped" 842%How in the hell could anyone know what happened in our house? 842%That's not the point. 842%The point is if they read it in here, then they think it's true. 842% -- Mr and Mrs McBain and Sam, "Raped" 843%You talk like I'm the one on trial here. 843%You are. 843%But he's the rapist. 843% -- Asst DA Nancy Hudson and Sam, "Raped" 844%Sweetie, don't be too hard on your mom. She's a McBain by 844%marriage, not by birth. She doesn't have the Irish grit that we 844%have. 844% -- Mr. McBain, "Raped" 845%There's a 90% chance that you've got to testify. 845%Testify? I can't testify, Al, I can't swear to tell the truth 845%when I don't know what the truth is. 845% -- Al and Sam, "Raped" 846%All of the sudden, I have this big yearning for milk and cookies. 846%You got it. Just give me a minute to bake them. 846%Bake them? 846%Moms are too much, aren't they? 846% -- Sam, Mrs. McBain and Al, "Raped" 847%Who's Al? 847%He's kind of my patron saint of hopeless causes. 847%Come on, Al, we need all the help we can get. 847% -- Asst DA Nancy Hudson and Sam, "Raped" 848%This show isn't SF: it's an anthology that will break "continuity" 848%to tell the story if it needs/wants to. 848% -- Elizabeth Lear-Newman, usenet 849%LEAPstart (n.) def.-- What happens when you suddenly step in an 849%accelerator, as opposed to suddenly stepping *on* one. 849% -- Robin C. Kwong, usenet 850%What am I suppose to do with your fishing pole anyway? 850%You can lend it to me once a week. 850% -- Hudson and Shumway, "Raped" 851%Sam! Do something! 851%{Sam kicks Kevin in the groin} 851%That'll work. 851% -- Al, "Raped" 852%Al, I'm a chimp. 852%You're lucky you didn't leap in as a bull frog! 852% -- Sam and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 853%My name is Sam. 853% -- "Bobo", "The Wrong Stuff" 854%You leaped into the space program, Sam. 854%I've leaped into a diaper! 854%Wait a minute, this is fantastic, you're a chimponaut! 854% -- Al and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 855%What about the Quantum Rules? You have to at least pretend that 855%you are who you leap into. 855%That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human, I'm a chimp. We don't 855%have rules for chimps, do we? 855%You can't get off on a technicality. 855% -- Al and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 856%Why don't you take that banana and peel it. 856% -- Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 857%Aaaahhhh-- 857%Sam, I don't think she's gonna put it in your mouth. 857%Aaahhhhh boy. 857% -- Sam (about to have his temperature taken) and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 858%I'm in the body of a chimp, that's too close. 858% -- Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 859%Boy, makes me wish I was an ape. 859%Good, you're acting like one. 859% -- Al and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 860%Spending the night as an astrochimp wasn't as bad as it might 860%seem. My bed was firm, the food was free, and the company was more 860%than friendly. The only thing I really needed was a shave--over 860%my entire body. 860% -- Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 861%Leapers always reflect before deciding what to do next! 861% -- Robin C. Kwong, usenet 862%Okay, let's see your diaper. 862%No, no, NO N*O!! 862%Okay, have it your way. Legs down. Stay. 862%Nobel prize in physics and I'm fighting to keep my diaper on. 862%What's next? 862%Corey, stop flirting with Bobo. 862%Sorry I asked. 862% -- Dr. Ashton and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 863%That female chimp was all over Sam like ugly on an ape. :-) 863% -- William F. Tell, usenet, on "The Wrong Stuff" 864%Lady, I need to tell you something that's probably going to come 864%as a terrible, terrible shock to you--I am NOT a chimp. [Corey 864%raspberrys him] No offense, okay? 864% -- Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 865%"My name is Sam." That's a good one doctor, "my name is Sam." 865%You had me for a second there. 865% -- Dr. Tucker (to Dr. Ashton), reading Sam's note, "The Wrong Stuff" 866%So is this one of your future astronauts? 866%Not if I can help it! 866% -- Dr. Winger and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 867%Even though my memory was Swiss-cheesed, I couldn't forget the 867%early days of the space race. In our mad dash to beat the 867%Russians, we quickly put together a space program and shot 867%anything and everything up into the air. I only hoped I wouldn't 867%be one of the anythings. 867% -- Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 868%She can see you, Al. 868%Of course. All animals can see me. But she's only got eyes for you. 868% -- Sam and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 869%I've got to get out of here. 869%What are you going to do? Go work for an organ grinder? 869% -- Sam and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 870%She grew up in the place that makes the wrappers for my Chibello 870%cigars. 870% -- Al (how typical!!), "The Wrong Stuff" 871%Al, do you have any information?? Helpful information, not 871%caterpillars. 871% -- Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 872%Come on Sam, you earned it, you eat it. How's it taste? 872%You ever eat from a cat box? 872% -- Al and Sam, regarding `Chimp Chow', "The Wrong Stuff" 873%You took Corey to Dr. Winger's lab, didn't you. 873%Who told you that? 873%Bobo. 873%Who are you supposed to be, Dr. Dolittle? 873% -- Dr. Ashton and the lab slime, "The Wrong Stuff" 874%What about Corey? 874%She and Bobo have a baby. 874%Oh no, thank goodness I won't be around for that. 874% -- Sam and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 875%Welcome to QL fandom. We Leapers eat dilemma for breakfast and 875%paradox for dinner (For lunch, we eat Swiss cheese sandwiches). 875% -- Sally LB Smith, usenet 876%One of these guys is definitely going into space ... or girls, 876%sorry Corey. 876% -- Dr. Ashton, "The Wrong Stuff" 877% 877%Corey's having her first crush. 877% -- Dr. Ashton, "The Wrong Stuff" 878%Ok guys, cocktail time ... Hey Bobo, it's raspberry-pineapple ... 878%I mixed in your favorite protein - caterpillars. 878% -- Dr. Ashton, "The Wrong Stuff" 879%I'd sure like to play Doctor with this one. 879% -- Al, about Dr. Ashton, "The Wrong Stuff" 880%(Corey grabs the tranquilizer gun) 880%Sam, don't say a word. 880%They wouldn't understand me if I said anything. 880% -- Al and Sam, "The Wrong Stuff" 881%Come on Bobo, you can admire yourself after I examine you, come on. 881% -- Dr. Ashton, "The Wrong Stuff" 882%That's funny. I've never seen you stand so erect. 882% -- Dr. Ashton to "Bobo", "The Wrong Stuff" 883%This is NOT funny. 883%Have you looked in the mirror lately? 883% -- Sam and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 884%No thanks, I'm not in the mood, sorry. 884%I think she is Sam, I think she likes you. 884% -- Sam, to Corey, and Al, "The Wrong Stuff" 885%Sure is nice ... workin' around here, feels good. 885%Must be the novelty. 885% -- Sam and Ralph, "A Single Drop of Rain" 886%*What* did I just DO? 886%That way my question exactly. 886% -- Sam, after getting into character, and Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 887%I'm glad you haven't lost your religion, boy, but you're gonna 887%have to brush up on your prayer some. 887% -- Vern, overhearing Sam cuss out Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 888%Maybe I'll get lucky and it'll blow up. 888%Don't whine Sam. 888% -- Sam and Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 889%Why do we even bother? 889%Because that's what we do. We're professional botherers. 889% -- Sam and Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 890%Those morons guard their computer secrets like a little virgin 890%guards her.... 890% 890%stamp collection? Why are you looking at me like that? 890% -- Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 891%What he means is that God makes the rain. Doc Beaumont here just 891%helps Him along a little. 891% -- Clinton, "A Single Drop of Rain" 892%Hi, Sam. Nice outfit. 892% -- Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 893%Ziggy says it's not going to rain here for some time. 893%How long is "some time?" 893%Eight months, one week, four days, two hours and 44 minutes. 893% -- Al and Sam, "A Single Drop of Rain" 894%And PS, God, make it rain! 894% -- Annie, in a codicil to grace, "A Single Drop of Rain" 895%This is serious Al. I've leaped into a genuine criminal! 895%Well, it wouldn't be the first time. 895% -- Sam and Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 896%We can change history, we can change people, but the weather--that's the 896%leap of another color. No--that's a horse of another kettle... 896%No, I don't know what I mean. 896% -- Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 897%You have a ramp out there? 897%What kind of ramp? 897%A ramp for your chair so you... 897%Oh, no, if I tip over, I'll just beller a bit. Somebody'll come. 897% -- Sam and wheelchair bound rancher, "A Single Drop of Rain" 898%And mom, I want you to throw this town the biggest picnic it's 898%ever seen! 898%A picnic, why? 898%Why? Cause it always rains on a picnic! 898% -- Sam and Mrs. Beaumont, "A Single Drop of Rain" 899%What do we do with the silver forks? 899%Mostly we eat with them. You took them ... in pay ... from the 899%gent in Alamagordo. 899% -- Sam and Clinton, "A Single Drop of Rain" 900%Yours truly had to do combat duty. 900%And what did you find out? 900%That girls that wear glasses have lots, and LOTS of energy. 900% -- Al and Sam, "A Single Drop of Rain" 901%Maybe you should think of Ralph like he was a foundation. 901%Okay!! He's a pile of posts that are better off buried and you 901%don't even notice them until they rot. And then you either 901%replace them or you move on. Thanks, Billy, I never quite saw it 901%that way! 901% -- Sam and Annie, "A Single Drop of Rain" 902%I've been playing nethack for 6 and a half hours straight now and 902%I figured it was time for a reality check. Unfortunately it was 902%still there. 902% -- Jason Dzembo, usenet 903%Doc, you picked me up out of Shanty Town in East St. Louis. I never 903%seen a sunrise or bathed in clean water or even had a full belly til 903%I met you. You taught me how to walk tall. I think you're plenty 903%worthwhile. 903% -- Clinton, "A Single Drop of Rain" 904%I don't know who's running this show. I don't know why I was chosen. 904%I bounce around from place to place. I do everything I'm supposed to 904%do. At least the best I can. But I don't know how to do this one. 904%I mean, you gotta help me. I figure you owe me, for a couple of 904%times, anyway. You make it rain. You hear me? YOU MAKE IT RAIN. 904% -- Sam, to "Him", "A Single Drop of Rain" 905%Make them stop! 905%Are you kidding? I've waited years for this! 905% -- Annie and Mrs. Beaumont, "A Single Drop of Rain" 906%I'm exhausted, I was up all night putting the make on this 906%secretary from MIT to get your rain information. 906% -- Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 907%What's he talking about? 907%How should I know, you're the physics expert. 907% -- Sam and Al, "A Single Drop of Rain" 908%Springtime is wonderful. 908%Sunsets are wonderful. 908%Babies are wonderful. 908%Ralph ... is Ralph. 908% -- Annie, "A Single Drop of Rain" 909%You're talking to thin air, around here we don't call that normal. 909% -- Ralph, "A Single Drop of Rain" 910%How long has it been anyway? 910%Has it been so long that you've forgotten the taste of my homemade 910%spoonbread? 910%No ma'am. No, not that long. 910% -- Sam and Grace, "A Single Drop of Rain" 911%I'd never dream of chargin' Billy ... for anything. 911% -- Thelma, "A Single Drop of Rain" 912%What are you doing to me? I haven't seen a meal like that since 912%they passed the cholesterol control act. 912% -- Al, at the picnic, "A Single Drop of Rain" 913%Hello? ... Sam? What channel are you tuned in to? 913% -- Al, "Dreams" 914%You know, it's funny, if I wasn't a hologram, I could swear I 914%could smell skunk. 914% -- Al, "Unchained" 915%Who would have the best reason to kill Jake? 915%Ooo! Does he have any ex-wives? 915% -- Sam and Al, "Unchained" 916%At the end of a con, EVERYONE can see Al. 916% -- Sally Smith 917%Gee Sam, it kind of looks like you're dressed up for hard time. 917%This is the latest thing in prison escapes. 917%It looks more like a chain gang. 917%Thank you, Dr. Watson. 917% -- Al and Sam, "Unchained" 918%You gotta find out who the real guy is then get me the information 918%so I can get it to people who can do something about it. 918%Yah, and if I had blond hair and I could sing, I'd be Madonna. 918% -- Sam and Al, "Unchained" 919%Doggie, doggie, doggie... we got chicken flavor right this way! 919% -- Al, "Unchained" 920%If I'd have known I'd have to do this much running, I would have 920%worn my cross training shoes. 920% -- Al, "Unchained" 921%Geez Sam, what are they giving you to eat here? Road kill? 921% -- Al, "Unchained" 922%Unless we sprout wings, we're gonna die here now. 922%There's always a way. We just need a little help, that's all. 922%You talkin' about Al? I heard you talkin' to him last night. 922% -- Sam and Boone, "Unchained" 923%Do you think Al likes snow? 923%I don't remember, I don't think I ever asked him. 923% -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" 924%...Find me some place with a lot of space--not too many people 924%around, settle down. Maybe you and Al could come and visit. 924%That'd be nice. I'd like that. 924% -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" 925%Sam--cock fight is Southern prison slang for a fight between two 925%prisoners. To the *death*. 925% -- Al, "Unchained" 926%Hey, Cooley, look at this. There's gotta be a couple of thousand 926%dollars here. I be damned if the grocery business isn't something 926%I otta look into. 926% -- Monroe, "Unchained" 927%I guess that rules out robbery. 927%Which leaves only 999 other motives, Al. 927% -- Al and Sam, "Unchained" 928%Hey, tell Al good bye for me. 928%He can hear ya! 928%Thanks Al! 928% -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" 929%Sam, that was incredible, you made Houdini look like a piker. 929% -- Al, on Sam's underwater escape, "Unchained" 930% Thank you. 930%Thank YOU. 930% -- Sam and the older woman, "The Play's the Thing" 931%Quantum Leap into my life, Sam Beckett, whoever/wherever you are 931%in time and take me away from it all. 931% -- found in the "Personals" column of the Baltimore City Paper 932% 932%Who is it? 932%Exorcist to see Mr. Ruppenthal... 932% -- Sally LB Smith, usenet 933%Observers do it admirably! 933% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 934%Best Wishes for a Leap year with at least one network broadcast of 934%Quantum Leap each week. 934% -- Carolyn Len, usenet 935%Leapers do it and make history. 935% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 936%Observe before you Leap? 936% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 937%What am I here for? Jane doesn't die, does she? 937%Oh, no, it's much worse than death. In two days she goes home. 937%Home? Do I go--Does Joe go with her? 937%No, she spends the rest of her life alone ... 937%Alone? 937%Without love ... 937%Without love? 937%in CLEVELAND. 937% -- Sam and Al, "The Play's the Thing" 938%Oh boy. 938%You can say that again. 938% -- Jane and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 939%You are so far out. It's really intense watching you. 939%I know just what you mean! 939%I didn't know your mother was coming. 939%Mother? 939%Mother? Every guy should have a mother like that! That is if 939%she's your mother. ... I *hope* she's not your mother! 939% -- Petra, Jane and Al, "The Play's the Thing" 940%What? Tell the truth? No! 940% -- Ted, "The Play's the Thing" 941%I found their performances ... moving. 941%Oh yeah, they moved all right ... and jiggled and flapped a bit. 941% -- Liz and Neal, about the nude performance of Hamlet, 941% "The Play's the Thing" 942%The only thing that sags on her is her morals. 942% -- Jane, about Petra, "The Play's the Thing" 943%Boxer Boy - Lasts a lifetime plus 10 years. 943% -- Advertising slogan, "The Play's the Thing" 944%These are desperate times. The competition is fierce and we're 944%getting lost in the shuffle. I'm sorry to tell you this, but 944%tonight will be the last performance. Unless we are willing to 944%make drastic changes immediately. 944%Like what? 944%Do you trust me? 944%Absolutely. 944%All right. We must be courageous, we must be 944%innovative. We must be . . . NUDE! 944% -- The director and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 945%Joe thinks I have a great career ahead of me. 945%So do I. I mean I do. 945% -- Jane and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 946%Joe is the best thing that's happened to me in a long, long time. 946%Please be happy for me. 946%I want to Jane, I really do. But, it's just that I always 946%pictured you with someone who was old enough to vote. 946% -- Jane and Liz, "The Play's the Thing" 947%He's 25 and he's voted in every presidential election since...uh... 947%Ford and Carter. 947%Who are they? 947%Nixon and McGovern. I don't know what I was saying. 947%Darling, Nixon ran against Hubert Humphrey last year. You've been 947%voting since the Johnson/Goldwater election. 947%Yeah, I voted for Johnson and Goldwater. 947% -- Jane, Sam and Neil, "The Play's the Thing" 948%Maybe he just likes her voice, it is possible, you know. 948%Yes, yes, so's my dancing Swan Lake in a tu-tu but highly unlikely. 948% -- Liz and Neil, "The Play's the Thing" 949%"To be, or not to be. That is the question" 949%And the answer is that this guy should be in a straightjacket. 949% -- the Director and Al, "The Play's the Thing" 950%Sam, I know Jane is attractive, but don't you think maybe she's a 950%little, uh, long in the tooth for you? 950%Her teeth look just great to me! 950%No, no, no... I mean don't you think she's more right for me? 950%No. She's much to sophisticated for you. 950% -- Al and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 951%Joe... he doesn't go on as Hamlet. The play gets cancelled and 951%there's agents in the audience so he blows his big break and his 951%life goes down hill from there and he becomes an extra in movies 951%and he goes into real estate. 951% -- Al (sound like anyone we know?), "The Play's the Thing" 952%Some dreams are supposed to say up in the clouds. 952%What are you talking about? You can never give up on your dreams. 952% -- Al and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 953%When you left, Cleveland lost it's prettiest girl. 953%When you left, Cleveland lost it's biggest liar. 953% -- Ted and Jane, "The Play's the Thing" 954%Wow, Nehru jackets are so sexy! 954% -- Petra, "The Play's the Thing" 955% 955% -- Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 956%This is 1969. Everybody was nude on the stage: Oh Calcutta!, Hair, 956%all that stuff. Come on, don't be a prude, now get out there! 956% -- Al, to Sam, previously referred to as "The Prude Prince", 956% "The Play's the Thing" 957%I'm proud of Joe, what he did took courage. 957%Or drugs. LOTS of them. 957% -- Jane and Neil, "The Play's the Thing" 958%I have never been so totally and completely humiliated in my life. 958%What are you complaining about? You should be proud. That 958%audience was riveted. 958%Oh please. 958%It was like they were watching a car wreck. Like it was horrible, 958%but you were too fascinated to look away. 958%Thank you. Thank you for your support. 958% -- Sam and Al, "The Play's the Thing" 959%You see, we're looking for the new "Boxer Boy". You know, Boxer 959%Boy underwear, "Lasts a lifetime plus ten years." 959%Yah, hey, I still got a pair of those. 959% -- Bob and Al, "The Play's the Thing" 960%Ziggy said drastic, not overboard. You're shooting down Joe's 960%whole life here. 960% -- Al, "The Play's the Thing" 961%You're lucky he didn't give you a flying noodle kick, you nozzle! 961% -- Al to Ted, "The Play's the Thing" 962%Nobody knows what the future holds. I could be dead tomorrow. 962%Or we could live together for the next 50 years. Take a chance. 962% -- Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 963%I only work in Ohio. I live in cyberspace. 963% -- Warren, usenet 964%Why does Ziggy always come up with the useless information first? 964% -- Sam, "Running for Honor" 965%Get out, and don't come back until you've joined the 20th 965%century. Go on...! 965% -- Sam, to Al, "Running for Honor" 966%I like tea! I don't like coffee! 966% -- Sam, "Running for Honor" 967%I...well...I was wrong...I was wrong. 967% -- Al, "Running for Honor" 968%I'm running track, Al. 968%Oh, well look you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive 968%through the tape. 968%You were a runner too? 968%No, but it sounds good doesn't it? 968% -- Sam and Al, "Running for Honor" 969%A moment like this calls for only one thing. 969%Wet Down! 969% -- the cadets, before dunking Sam, "Running for Honor" 970%Reminds me of my days at the Academy. 970%There was no freedom, no sleep, no *women*, it was terrible. 970% -- Al, "Running for Honor" 971%Is this a private club, people, or can any idiot join? 971% -- Coach, "Running for Honor" 972%I don't care if it's raining, I'm a hologram, you nutcase! 972% -- Al to Gooshie, "Running for Honor" 973%Does it matter? 973% -- Sam, "Running for Honor" 974%Quantum Leaping (n.) def.--A *flash*back. 974% -- Robin C. Kwong, usenet 975%What do I do as a cinematographer? I shoot film! 975% -- Michael Watkins, ASC 976%More than anything, the sense of pride that I have about the 976%Vietnam show is--the people that were in Vietnam come to me with 976%a lot of pride in it, and it's embarrassing--but they thank me for 976%the show that we did. Because they feel that we captured what 976%really, really occurred. 976% -- Michael Watkins, ASC 977%I often think of him like a Holden Caulfield in "Catcher in the 977%Rye". Holden has a dream of standing in a field of rye where 977%children are playing, unaware that they're near the cliff's edge. 977%Holden dreams of catching them before they fall over. In the same 977%way, Sam knows that people live their lives unconsciously, unaware 977%of how their actions will lead to a disastrous future. Sam's job 977%is to catch them before they fall over the cliff, to let them look 977%into the abyss of what their lives could have become, and then 977%pull them back. 977% -- Paul Brown 978%We really put the actors through hell. 978% -- Special effects director Roger Dorney 979%Dean's character is the hedonist of the show. 979% -- Costume designer Jean-Pierre Dorleac 980%Obviously, he's schizophrenic. 980% -- Dean Stockwell, on Al's uniforms vs. flashy wardrobe 981%They are a lot of fun. 981% -- Michael Watkins, ASC, on doing mirror shots 982%Dean likes to talk with his hands so much that he's a pretty 982%active shadow anyway. 982% -- Michael Watkins, ASC, on Dean Stockwell 983%Michael, he's a little different and not ordinary at all ... he's 983%like the star of the set. 983% -- Dean Stockwell on Michael Watkins, ASC 984%Without Dougie, I'm a MESS. 984% -- Dean Stockwell on his makeup man, Doug Kelley 985%The best kisses [with history] are something that the audience 985%doesn't see coming. 985% -- Don Bellisario 986%Too many to even remember . 986% -- Don Bellisario on the amount of rules that "Quantum Leap" 986% operates under--and breaks 987%Cuando la gusta, la gusta, la gusta... 987%Good thing he went into acting. 987% 987% -- Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell, filming the Halloween Episode 988%Think that cage will hold that snake much longer? 988%Nah, it's gonna get out and eat the camera crew. 988% 988% -- Scott Bakula, Dean Stockwell, and the camera crew, 988% filming the Halloween Episode 989%This [QL] is the best show I've ever worked on. 989% -- Don Bellisario, 9/14/90 990%It's a pleasure to watch it come to life with these guys. They 990%don't abuse the material. 990% -- Chris Ruppenthal (about Scott and Dean) 991%It must be a difficult job, telling all these beautiful women in 991%lingerie what to do. 991%Yeah, it's really rough. Sometimes I have to rehearse with them at 991%night... 991%Yeah, I feel _so_ sorry for you. 991% -- Sally Smith and Chris Ruppenthal, "Southern Comforts" 992%I can't sign, you broke my shoulder! I'll have to sign with my nose. 992% -- Scott Bakula on signing an autograph, just after Dean 992% Stockwell hit him, "Southern Comforts" 993%Whatcha got there, naked pictures of Scott? 993%No, just publicity photos. 993% Nope, he's got his clothes on. 993% -- Diamond Farnsworth and some female fans, "Southern Comforts" 994%You get to go outside, into the sunlight, with birds...I'm gonna 994%stay in here and turn into a bat and hang from the rafters. 994% -- Michael Watkins, ASC, to a departing Don Bellisario, 994% "Southern Comforts" 995%You wanna take that on your shoulder and not your face, Scott? 995% -- Diamond Farnsworth, rehearsing the fight scene, "Southern Comforts" 996%Oh, yeah, this is a _lot_ of fun. 996% -- Chris Ruppenthal, going quietly nuts directing "Southern Comforts" 997%Have you met my mom? She's great. She's been there for me since 997%the beginning. 997% -- Dean Stockwell, "Southern Comforts" 998%Scott's losing it! 998%No, _you're_ losing it! 998% Cuando la gusta, la gusta, la gusta... 998% -- Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula, late Friday night, 998% filming "Southern Comforts" 999%Did you hear that the boys from Shreveport are here? 999% -- The entire crew, "Southern Comforts" 1000% Happy birthday to you... 1000% -- The entire crew, every day, when it _isn't_ someone's birthday 1001%HEIGHT! 1001% -- The entire crew, every day, whenever anyone says the word "height" 1002%I don't wanna change trains. 1002% -- Dean Stockwell, on wanting QL to be renewed 1003%Mr. Ruppenboogie! 1003% -- Scott Bakula greeting Chris Ruppenthal, "Last Dance Before 1003% An Execution" 1004% Cuando la gusta, la gusta, la gusta... 1004% Cuando la gusta, la gusta, la gusta... 1004% -- Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell; Chris Ruppenthal and 1004% Michael Watkins, ASC, "Last Dance Before An Execution" 1005%You're kidding. We've got fans? 1005% -- Paul Brown, before the Universal screening for the fans 1006%Remember, we're making a comedy here. A musical comedy. 1006% Shout hallelujah, c'mon get happy, we're gonna fry this 1006%guy today... 1006% -- Scott Bakula, "Last Dance Before An Execution" 1007%Don wants sausage. 1007% -- Marie, announcing the boss' pizza order, 2/25/91 1008%I see they've put you to work here. 1008%Yeah, they've pressed me into service. 1008%Good. That's as it should be. 1008% -- Michael Zinberg and Sally Smith, at the Universal screening 1009%Wow, a high-level executive lunch! 1009%This is where we get all our ideas. 1009%That's right, if you don't like it, you can just leave. 1009% -- Sally Smith, Paul Brown, and Chris Ruppenthal, discussing 1009% take-out food, "Shock Theater" 1010%He takes off his shirt, the ratings go up... 1010% -- Paul Brown, regarding "Private Dancer" 1011%I have some news. 1011% 1011%We've been picked up. 1011% 1011% -- Don Bellisario and the crew, 3/28/91 1012%We're doing great with women 18-34...Oh, there's Scott. 1012%_That's_ why you're doing so well with women 18-34. 1012% 1012% -- Don Bellisario and Sally Smith, wrap party 1991 1013%I even surprised myself. I didn't know I had it in me. 1013% -- Deborah Pratt, about "Dreams" 1014%It's a _little_ different from the bounty hunter episode! 1014% -- Beverly Bridges, about "Raped" 1015%We went way over budget on that one, didn't we, Michael? 1015%Not _way_ over. "Way over" is a relative term. 1015% -- Don Bellisario and Michael Zinberg, about "The Leap Home" 1016%The bad boy of "Quantum Leap". 1016% -- Chris Ruppenthal on Tommy Thompson 1017%I've never seen a dumber computer! It knows everything until the 1017%writers of the series can't think of a plot twist. Then suddenly, 1017%"Icky isn't very clear on that!" 1017% -- the Mad Magazine QL Parody 1018%You're going to the Emmys tonight. 1018%No, it's the Golden Globes. 1018%I don't understand, you always get enomiated but you never win, 1018%but if you do I'll go crazy. 1018% -- Chelsy and Scott Bakula 1019%Scott Bakula - Best Actor, TV Series Drama, Golden Globe 1992 1020%Let's all bombard Warren Littlefield (president, NBC Entertainment) 1020%telling him we want another season of Quantum Leap! Write him at 1020%3000 W. Alameda Ave., Burbank, CA 91523. 1020% -- Debbie Brown, usenet 1021%Don't tell me you were valedictorian too? 1021%No, I was in charge of tapping the kegs after graduation. 1021% -- Sam and Al, "Running for Honor" 1022%It's never too soon to start early. 1022% -- Sam, "Running for Honor" 1023%Did *anybody* get that? 1023% -- Tequila, "Teach Your Children" 1024%Tequila & Bonetti: One giant step for mankind. In what, we 1024%don't know. 1024% -- Entertainment Weekly 1025%We promise not to bite unless you're a bad guy or a burrito. :-) 1025% -- Sally Smith 1026%There were some nice things on that stage. As a matter of fact 1026%there were two nice things. 1026%Hi! 1026%Petra, hi. 1026% -- Al, Petra and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 1027%Sam, I don't believe you! 1027%Al, I thing I lost Jane. 1027%You lost Jane? You've lost your *mind*, kicking out that 1027%beautiful Ophilia with nothin on. 1027% -- Al and Sam, "The Play's the Thing" 1028%Oh my gosh, don't tell me you were a gunfighter in the Navy! 1028% -- Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1029%Hi ho Silver, oy vey. 1029% -- Al, "The Last Gunfighter" 1030%Stevie, not everybody can tell when T's telling a story and when 1030%he's not. It's just too bad that fellow happened to be from 1030%Reader's Digest. 1030% -- Lucy, "The Last Gunfighter" 1031%Is that how your granddaddy told you to speak to me? 1031%No sir. He said never waste your breath on anyone who's dumber 1031%than a mule. 1031% -- the Sheriff and Stevie, "The Last Gunfighter" 1032%Nice hat! Nice. Really stylish. Awesome! Fantastic outfit, 1032%too. What happened, did Tonto and Bill Hickock have a collision? 1032%Very funny, I happen to be a local hero. Or something like that. 1032%Are you sure you're not a walking ad for a fringe company? 1032% -- Al and Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1033%Grandpa T has lots of stories. 1033%And that's just what they are too--stories. 1033%But that's what TV's all about! 1033% -- Stevie, the Sheriff and Mr. Steiner, "The Last Gunfighter" 1034%Ziggy rates the chances of this guy telling a straight story at 16 1034%percent ... or less. 1034% -- Al, "The Last Gunfighter" 1035%This guy's killed more men than Clint Eastwood. [music from The 1035%Good, The Bad & The Ugly comes up] 1035% -- Al, "The Last Gunfighter" 1036%I didn't come here to leave. 1036% -- Pat Knight, "The Last Gunfighter" 1037%Mr. Means, I hate to say this, but I've got a network and a whole 1037%lotta money riding on you. Does this have something to do with 1037%your story in the Reader's Digest? 1037% -- Mr. Steiner, "The Last Gunfighter" 1038%So what's this Tyler guy saying back in the Waiting Room? 1038%He says he wants a drink and he wants another physical. 1038%Another? 1038%He likes the nurses. 1038% -- Sam and Al, "The Last Gunfighter" 1039%Am I supposed to kill Pat Knight? 1039%Can I have his gun when you shoot him?? 1039% -- Sam (to Al) and Stevie, "The Last Gunfighter" 1040%I've got to uphold my honor. Besides, I've got a side bet with 1040%the sheriff on which way you're gonna fall. I'm saying face up. 1040%That, of course, is assuming you can hit me. 1040%[Pat shoots bottles out of the bartender's hand] I recon I can do 1040%that. 1040% -- Pat and Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1041%Anybody who says they're not afraid to stand in front of a loaded 1041%gun is either crazy or stupid, or suicidal, or nuts, or out of... 1041%You can't back down. Everybody'll make fun of us. 1041% -- Sam and Stevie, "The Last Gunfighter" 1042%Are we in the head pounding stage or in the spinning rising waves 1042%of nausea? 1042%Hmmm? Take your pick. 1042%That's impressive. 1042% -- Al and Sam (regarding Sam's first hangover in at least four 1042% years), "The Last Gunfighter" 1043%Get ready to leap partner. 1043% -- Al, "The Last Gunfighter" 1044%[Fifi] could draw. I know, because I studied her very closely. 1044%I bet you did. 1044% -- Al and Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1045%You can't believe that it's worth killing somebody over a matter 1045%of pride? 1045%What the hell else did we ever have? 1045% -- Sam and Pat, "The Last Gunfighter" 1046%I was 15 before I killed my first man. I guess, today you grow up 1046%faster. 1046% -- Pat (to 12 year old Stevie), "The Last Gunfighter" 1047%On time. Underdressed as usual. 1047% -- Pat, "The Last Gunfighter" 1048%Pat, you know that didn't mean anything. 1048%It did to them. 1048% -- Sam and Pat, "The Last Gunfighter" 1049%Mr. Means, he just tried to kill you. 1049%I know that. But "once partners, always partners." 1049% -- Mr. Steiner and Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1050%Tamlyn - Who are you? 1050%Al - No, Sam, no, uh-un, you can't tell her. 1050%Sam - I'm tired of pretending. 1050%Tamlyn - Then tell me. 1050%Al - If you do, you may not leap! 1050%Sam - Well, maybe I don't want to. 1050%Tamlyn - Why not? 1050%Al - What are you saying Sam? 1050%Tamlyn - You're Sam. 1050%Al - No. 1050%Sam - Yes. 1050%Al - Sam, you know the rules. 1050%Tamlyn - I called you by your name last night. 1050%Al - You can still get out of this! 1050%Tamlyn - How? 1050%Al - Lie! 1050%Sam - I just knew. 1050%Al - Works for me. 1050% -- "Temptation Eyes" 1051%It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you're comfortable 1051%here. 1051% -- Al, "Temptation Eyes" 1052%Excuse me, do you like orange spice, Sam? 1052% -- Tamlyn, "Temptation Eyes" 1053%There's a strange energy in the room. 1053% -- Tamlyn, looking straight at Al, "Temptation Eyes" 1054%Sam, I'm not gonna stick around here and watch you two do ... 1054%whatever you're gonna do. 1054% -- Al, "Temptation Eyes" 1055%Ziggy has been known to be wrong. 1055%We have to trust Ziggy's statistics over yours. 1055%Why? 1055%Why? ... Ziggy keeps better records? 1055% -- Sam and Al, "Song for the Soul" 1056%Damn Cheree, you're movin' like a white girl. 1056% -- Paula to Sam, "Song for the Soul" 1057%Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. 1057% -- Sam, "Song for the Soul" 1058%[a fan enthusiastically praising Scott] 1058%What am I Chopped liver? 1058%No, you are liver pate. 1058% -- Dean & Scott, at the 1st annual Quantum Leap Convention 1059%Ziggy says that there is a 97% chance that Creation will piss 1059%<> 1059%the fans off. (There's always that 3% margin of error). 1059% -- Miriam-Pierre, at the first annual Quantum Leap Convention 1060%Dean, are you an angel? 1060%No, but I'm a star! As of yesterday! 1060% -- The little girl from "Last Dance" and Dean Stockwell, at the 1060% first annual Quantum Leap Convention 1061%Unlike Star Trek, we didn't have to die first to get a convention. 1061% -- Chris Ruppenthal, at the first annual Quantum Leap Convention 1062%YEAH, THAT'S HIM! 1062% -- Don Bellisario, describing his reaction after interviewing 1062% Scott for the part. 1063%Several fine actors wanted that part and we took Dean. 1063% -- Don Bellisario 1064%Sam leaps in to an exciting situation, and then the story begins. 1064%The hard part is, then the story begins. 1064% -- Deborah Pratt, on writing, 3/1/92 1065%_Chris_ knows the rules. 1065%Tommy doesn't know the rules, that's why his scripts are much 1065%better than mine. 1065% -- Tommy Thompson and Chris Ruppenthal, 3/1/92 1066%It varies, though, from writer to writer, how much research gets 1066%done. I do _very_ little research. Paul Brown flies to other 1066%_countries_ to research things. 1066% -- Tommy Thompson, 3/1/92 1067%Yeah, I was amazed, we're standing on the location up there, and 1067%Joe [Napolitano] says, "This place is _perfect_, but I want to be 1067%standing where they are down there, 18 feet below us." And 1067%everyone in our group just said, like we usually say, "...OK". 1067% -- Production designer Cameron Birnie, 3/1/92 1068%The scariest thing is when you say to George [Tuers, propmaster], 1068%"We need a leather bra with big studs on it," and he gets it, 1068%like, right there in his car. He gets it out of the back seat of 1068%his car. 1068%He's always terrifying. 1068%I don't know what he's got in his trunk, but whatever you need, 1068%he's got it in his trunk. 1068% -- Tommy Thompson and Chris Ruppenthal, 3/1/92 1069%Ladies, I'm the woman you thank for taking Sam's clothes off. 1069% -- Beverly Bridges, 3/1/92 1070%I said, "If the ratings go up because you're out without a shirt, 1070%never ever hassle me about it again." 1070% -- Deborah Pratt, to Scott Bakula 1071%We're the only two women in the room. All the guys said, "Wait. 1071%Wait a moment. He doesn't have his shirt back on in the fourth 1071%act." And Deborah and I go, (nodding eagerly) "Yeah." 1071% -- Beverly Bridges, about "A Hunting We Will Go" 1072%Is there a script that you've written that you haven't mentioned 1072%by name yet? 1072%Um... "Raped"... 1072%She's got 'em all in _twice_, I think. 1072%Jealousy. Professional jealousy. 1072% -- Tommy Thompson and Beverly Bridges, 3/1/92 1073%They've gotten angry about things before. Not angry, but, um...I 1073%remember in the beauty pageant show, I walked down and I saw Scott 1073%in that bathing suit with the high heels. And he just looked at 1073%me and he goes, "I don't know where or when, but I'll get you for 1073%this." He hasn't gotten me yet. 1073% -- Tommy Thompson, 3/1/92 1074%But we have this, definitely, this dialectical system going on, 1074%where it's thesis, antithesis, and then synthesis, and hopefully 1074%you're not _too_ bloody to stand up afterwards. 1074%_What_ did he just say? 1074% -- Chris Ruppenthal and Tommy Thompson, 3/1/92 1075%Well, usually, my scenes that are cut have to do with undressing him. 1075% -- Beverly Bridges, 3/1/92 1076%They always change...in the original draft of "Future Boy", I, uh, 1076%I _killed_ Captain Galaxy at the end. (audience boos) 1076%(smug smile) Guess Don was right... 1076% -- Tommy Thompson and Deborah Pratt, 3/1/92 1077%My biggest disappointment, I guess, is some sets that I've done 1077%have been very big, _beautiful_ sets that the only thing that's 1077%ended up on TV is just this little square around a head. Which I 1077%_guess_ is why actors get their credits up front... 1077% -- Cameron Birnie, 3/1/92 1078%And then, when you write the script, _boy_, you'd better put it in 1078%the script. And if you put it in by accident and you think it's 1078%just a joke, you'll be sitting there in a production meeting with 1078%fifty people around you going, (seriously) "Where do you want this 1078%dwarf llama?" 1078% -- Chris Ruppenthal, 3/1/92 1079%I couldn't understand the controversy on the script. I just kept 1079%reading and hearing things about it, and these people I don't 1079%think had ever _seen_ the script or heard about it. It offended 1079%_me_. I, uh -- I've been disabled since I was 15, and I _don't_ 1079%lump myself in with _every_ disabled -- y'know what I mean? I 1079%mean, _every_ story about a disabled person is _not_ about me. And 1079%I didn't see how that story was so universal, and indicted 1079%everybody on the planet with this one story line. So it really 1079%_bothered_ me, a lot. 1079% -- Tommy Thompson, on "Running For Honor", 3/1/92 1080%The last line in the script, the last scene that I wrote was, Al 1080%saying, "I still can't remember, I can't figure it out, was he 1080%gay?" and Sam says, "Does it matter?" And that was the point of 1080%the whole script. 1080% -- Tommy Thompson, on "Running For Honor", 3/1/92 1081%It's just that we'd hate to see NBC do another cancellation "Star 1081%Trek" type thing and then find out a few years down the road that, 1081%boy, they blew it again. 1081%Yeah, so would we. 1081% -- A questioner and Chris Ruppenthal, 3/1/92 1082%There've been times I've gotten scripts wet and warm on the 1082%day I start. 1082% -- Michael Watkins, ASC, in a Theater Crafts article, 1082% commenting on how last-minute QL tends to run. 1083%Deadlines amuse us. 1083% -- Roger Dorney, visual effects supervisor 1084%I'd like to accept this on behalf of the 187 or so people who-- 1084%the dreamers and schemers and crazy people who think that every 1084%8 days you can make a period film. And we're still doing it. 1084% -- Scott Bakula, accepting the Golden Globe Best Actor award 1085%You're disappearing! 1085%*I'm* not disappearing... but *you* are... 1085% -- Sam and Al, "Ghost Ship" 1086%Sam, he wants you to fly the plane. 1086%Me? 1086%No, the gremlin behind us. 1086% -- Al, Sam and Cooper, while Al is standing behind them, "Ghost Ship" 1087%I can fly! 1087%You can dial. 1087% -- Sam and Al, "Ghost Ship" 1088%Just what I need ... a life-time job flying in the Bermuda Triangle. 1088% -- Sam, "Ghost Ship" 1089%I don't drive these things. 1089% -- Sam, about airplanes, "Ghost Ship" 1090%There's theories that say it's either electromagnetic vortices or 1090%else ... 1090%... Sea monsters, you're right, I remember... 1090%Yeah! Giant prehistoric lizard-fish have been seen by sailors, 1090%what's so funny? what are you laughing about? 1090%I'm just joking! 1090% -- Al and Sam, "Ghost Ship" 1091%Must be that UFO that's been circling us. 1091%UFO? Where?! I don't see it! Oh, boy! The triangle swallowed 1091%it up! (Looks around for Sam, who's right behind him.) 1091%Oh, no! Where's Sam?! 1091%Al... 1091%YAAHHHHH!!! Don't DO that to me! You're going to give me a heart 1091%attack! 1091% -- Sam and Al, "Ghost Ship" 1092%I'm gonna have a baby. 1092%No Sam, you're not gonna have a baby, your wife, CAROL, is going 1092%to have a baby ... and your left wing is drooping 1092% -- Sam and Al, while Sam is flying the plane, "Ghost Ship" 1093%Do you feel like taking on the government? 1093%I've got nothing better to do this week. 1093% -- Janey and Sam, "Roberto!" 1094%Why do I suddenly feel like I'm a step behind you? I never used 1094%to feel that way. 1094%Well, I don't know, I ... 1094%It's annoying, isn't it. That's what you get working with a genius. 1094% -- Janey, Sam, and Al, "Roberto!" 1095%Excuse ME! 1095% -- Al, after Cooper sits on him in the pilot's seat, "Ghost Ship" 1096%Just read my lips, you'll be fine. 1096% -- Al to Sam, on being obnoxious, "Roberto!" 1097%... Women who claim to have slept with Elvis' ghost. 1097%Love it, save it for sweeps. 1097% -- Sam and Earl the station manager, "Roberto!" 1098%I didn't stick around long enough to find out. I wanna keep my 1098%organs! 1098% -- Red Norton, on seeing "spacemen", "Roberto!" 1099%What should I buy with $100? Shoes? No, something more personal. 1099%How about lingerie? I'll help. 1099% -- Janie and Al, "Roberto!" 1100%I guess I kindof see myself as champion of underdogs everywhere. 1100% -- Sam, "Roberto!" 1101%Uh oh. 1101%"Uh oh?" Is this your "uh oh" things are getting worse or is 1101%this your "uh oh" that I've now changed history and things are 1101%really gonna get horrible? 1101% -- Al and Sam, "Roberto!" 1102%Tomorrow on Roberto! ... 1102%And finally, a personal story about the time I was kidnapped by 1102%aliens and held in an all white room. 1102% -- Sam, reading the cue cards, "Roberto!" 1103%Oh, I break for holograms, huh? 1103% -- Al, after Sam slams on the breaks, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1104%Leaping around in time, I've run into many people. But never OVER 1104%one. 1104% -- Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1105%I love taking a siesta on Thirty-fourth Street. 1105%It's a miracle you weren't hurt. I ran over you. There isn't a 1105%scratch on you. 1105%Except for the skid mark across my culo! 1105% -- Angela and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1106%Madre de dios. Why do you do that for? 1106%To...test the breaks? 1106%With my head? 1106% -- Angela and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1107%I was trying to save your life! 1107%By knocking me down and beating me up? 1107% -- Sam and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1108%I want you to run a check on Angela...Carmen...Guadalupe...Cecelia 1108%Jimenez. 1108%Yeah sure. There's gonna be a lot of them in the phone book. 1108% -- Sam and Al, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1109%You should not be tempted to listen to that devil! He don know 1109%what he's talking about. 1109%And which devil might you be talking about? 1109%The one in that horrible red suit. 1109% -- Angela and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1110%Have you been able to see him the whole time? 1110%Yes. 1110%Then why didn't you say something? 1110%I thought if I ignored him, then he'd go away. 1110% -- Sam and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1111%It's he "gives me the heeby-jeebies. 1111%You too? You see, you make us both sick! 1111% -- Sam and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1112%I was born Angelita, which means "little angel", but as you can 1112%see, I grew up. 1112%Guess they must serve plenty of sweets in heaven. 1112%You're never gonna get there, so you're never gonna know. 1112%Oh, yeah, why not? 1112%There's a dress code. 1112%If I wasn't a gentleman and a hologram.... 1112% -- Angela and Al, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1113%What if I'm here to correct her mistake? 1113%Well if that's true, that means that there's a whole flock of 1113%guardian angels out there and they're slacking off on the job. 1113%And that's why you leap in, to fix their mistakes 1113%Uh huh. 1113%Kinda like God's clean up crew. 1113% -- Sam and Al, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1114%She doesn't look like [an angel]. Angels are supposed to be 1114%lighter. 1115%I was stuck in limbo for a long time. I got hungry. I make a 1115%little angel joke. 1115% -- Al and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1116%I'm not loud, I'm just Puerto Rican. 1116% -- Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1117%She sings like an angel, that doesn't mean she is one. 1117% -- Al, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1118%There'll be taller buildings all around here. There might even be 1118%a glass tower right over there next to Tiffany's. 1118% -- Sam, to Mr. Trump and his son Donald, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1119%Look what the pig dragged in. 1119%It's "cat". 1119%You never lived in Puerto Rico. 1119% -- Angela, about Al, and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1120%How'd you two meet? 1120%Max ran over me on 34th Street. 1120% -- Lenny and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1121%It's no called a deadend for nothing. 1121% -- Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1122%Sam, who are you gonna listen to after all these years? 1122%Okay, let's go. 1122% -- Al and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1123%You're not really going let her go, are you? 1123%Who? 1123%Who?! Angelita! 1123%Huh? Do I know her? 1123%Hun? Do you kno..do you know her? Quit fooling around, Sam. You 1123%know what I'm talk... I'm talking about Angelita... THE ANGEL. 1123%The Angel. Al, Come on, there's no such thing as angels. 1123% -- Al and Sam, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1124%I got connections. 1124% -- Angela, looking up, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1125%She died in 1928. 1125%Oh, boy. 1125% -- Al and Angela, "It's a Wonderful Leap" 1126%I Brake for Holograms (and Quantum Physicists). 1126% -- Beth Hlabse, usenet 1127%If heaven has a dress code, a lot of us here are in big trouble. 1127% -- QL panel discussion, MediaWest*Con 1992 1128%We hope to continue entertaining you in the months to come. 1128% -- Deborah Pratt 1129%For sweeps week the networks are bringing out the killer B's: 1129%the Bard, Branaugh, Batman and Bakula. 1129% -- TV GUIDE, May 24, 1992 1130%Al, I'm in a soap opera! 1130%We prefer 'daytime drama'. 1130% -- Sam and Al, "Moments to Live" 1131%Is that ethical? It can't be ethical! 1131%No, it's television. 1131% -- Sam and Al, "Moments to Live" 1132%I was just kidnapped, held at gun-point and knocked unconscious, 1132%what's there to be mad about? 1132% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1133%I do not want to marry you, I just want to have a baby with you. 1133%That doesn't strike you as the least bit unusual? 1133% -- Norma and Sam, "Moments to Live" 1134%She's planning dinner, and I've got a feeling that I'm the dessert. 1134% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1135%We met in church - she was cleanin' it and I was robbin' it. 1135% -- Hank, "Moments to Live" 1136%Suddenly I feel a little sick. 1136% -- Al, following the "nurse" who walked through him, 1136% "Moments to Live" 1137%Why do you make this stuff up all the time, why don't you just say 1137%Sam, we don't know ... 1137%That wouldn't be any fun. 1137% -- Sam and Al, "Moments to Live" 1138%Do we look like the kind of people who'd ransom someone? 1138% -- Norma Jean, "Moments to Live" 1139%Dream, dream dream dream ... 1139% -- Norma Jean's song, "Moments to Live" 1140%I'm not a doctor, I just play one on television. 1140% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1141%I've lost my appetite. 1141%Well, don't go whining about being hungry when we're on the road. 1141% -- Sam and Hank, "Moments to Live" 1142%People often mistake me for Sally Field. 1142%I don't see it. 1142% -- Norma Jean and the waitress, "Moments to Live" 1143%I've been in some bad situations but this one is off the map. 1143% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1144%After three hours on the road, I still didn't have a clue what 1144%Norma wanted, but I was sure of one thing - it was more than just 1144%an autograph. 1144% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1145%Norma wants me to help her have a baby. 1145%Why, is she pregnant. 1145%Not yet. 1145% -- Sam and Al, "Moments to Live" 1146%Why don't the two of you get back on your spaceship and go back 1146%to whatever planet you came from. 1146% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1147%Hank's rules 1147%Rule #1 No Noise ... 1147% -- Sam reading, "Moments to Live" 1148%"As for anyone who would disturb the tomb of King Ptah Hotep, death 1148%will swallow him." Oh boy. 1148% -- Sam, reading the hieroglyphics, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" 1149%Man, what an ugly horse. 1149% -- Al, about a camel, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" 1150%OK, I'm scared, let's go! 1150% -- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" 1151%I'm a hologram, I'm not a vampire bat! I can't see in the dark. 1151%If I walk through a wall, I walk into a dark room. All I see is 1151%black. And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything! 1151% -- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" 1152%Mac's body is found in the desert in ...1982...and 1985...and 1989. 1152%He's lizard food. 1152% -- Al, "Stand Up" 1153%You can make me any time ... laugh, make me laugh. 1153% -- Al, "Stand Up" 1154%Mac's fuze is shorter than his life line. 1154% -- Al, "Stand Up" 1155%You're not supposed to be funny, you're a scientist! 1155% -- Al, "Stand Up" 1156%I oughta belt you. 1156%You don't have to, I've got a cummerbund. 1156% -- Sam and Mac, "Stand Up" 1157%What are you going to do with that pie? 1157% 1157% -- Al, "Stand Up" 1158%Some kid. This guy's got more women than you do. 1158% -- Sam, "A Leap for Lisa" 1159%You're married? 1159%Yes, so is my husband. 1159% -- Sam and Lisa, "A Leap for Lisa" 1160%And don't call me Samuel, the last person to do that was my great 1160%aunt Tilly. 1160% -- Sam to St. John, "A Leap for Lisa" 1161%Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca. 1161% -- Sam to the mirror, "A Leap for Lisa" 1162%How's Tina? 1162%This is no time to ask about my love life. 1162% -- Sam and Al, "A Leap for Lisa" 1163%Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom. 1163%Surprise! 1163% -- Hank and Sam, "Moments to Live" 1164%I'll take care of the suits. 1164% -- A producer on "Moments to Live" 1165%Da...Da...Daddy? 1165% -- Sam, "Moments to Live" 1166%You're the genius you know, use your head! 1166% -- Al, before Sam goes head first through the window, 1166% "Moments to Live" 1167%What are the weaknesses here? 1167% 1167%Ask and ye shall receive. 1167% -- Sam and Al, "Moments to Live" 1168%Sam, your good deeds are unending. 1168% -- Al, "Moments to Live" 1169% Sam and Al's Excellent Adventures 1169%Two righteous dudes on a mission from God! 1169%(Ziggy says that there's a 97 percent chance that the person 1169%wearing this shirt is a time traveller) 1169% -- T-shirt seen at the QL convention 1170%The show speaks to the person we would all like to be--kinder, 1170%more compassionate. 1170% -- Sally (LB) Smith, quoted in a TV Guide article 1171%Ziggy says he doesn't feel like adding...(*WHACK!*) <*squeal*> 1171% ... a signature this time. 1171% -- Christine Gregory, usenet 1172%I must compliment myself, who ever knew I was such a splendid actor. 1172% -- Alfred Von Wilmers, "Romance Romance" 1173%"PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB THE OBSERVER." 1173% -- sign at the Lincoln Park Zoo's Primate House 1174%Make sure and watch this weeks episode of Quantum Leap where Sam 1175%takes Bush and Clinton back in time so they can BOTH apologize to 1175%Harry Truman. 1175% -- Jay Leno, Tonight Show 9/15/92 1176%If you can handle my sex drive, you can handle a few of Lee Harvey 1176%Oswald's loose neurons. 1176% -- Al, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1177%I got some of your libido... 1177%And you still acted like a prude! 1177% -- Sam and Al, referring to the simoleap, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1178%You don't know your Marx. 1178%After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it. 1178% -- Oswald and Al, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1179%I was going to scratch her eyes out, but I just did my nails. 1179% -- the "geisha" in the bar, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1180%How do you say "Oh Boy" in Russian? 1180% -- Sam, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1181%Looks like my libido finally kicked in! 1181% -- Al, when Sam's kissing the bargirl, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1182%I spent my first tour like that. 1182% -- Al, about the drunken soldier, "Lee Harvey Oswald" 1183%Who is this, the Miss Wet Evening Gown contest winner? 1183% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1184%We're making preparations for Tina's birthday party and she wants 1184%me to pop out of the cake. You'll never believe what she wants me 1184%to not wear. 1184% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1185%Sunken treasure! 1185% -- Sam, throwing the silver off the life raft, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1186%You are not going fishing with my Grandmama's veil. 1186%I won't tell her if you won't. 1186% -- Vanessa and Sam, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1187%Six kids -- you guys are going to be busy bunnies! 1187% -- Al, "Sea Shrew" ...er... "Leaping of the Bride" ...er... 1188%I hate to miss the exciting conclusion, but I've gotta go give 1188%Tina her birthday present, and it's a big one. 1188% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1189%You know, you never talked to yourself when we were on the ship! 1189% -- Vanessa, overhearing Sam talking to Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1190%This is Vanessa Foster, of the Philadelphia Fosters, she's got 1190%more dough than Pillsbury. 1190% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1191%You must be doing something wrong here, your odds of survival are 1191%going down faster than I can read. 1191% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1192%This is incredible, I've never seen a lifeline this long, you've 1192%got enough here for two people. 1192%Maybe more. 1192%This isn't an accident that you're here, someone needs you. 1192% -- Kiki and Sam, "Nowhere to Run" 1193%First I ripped off all your clothes, then I pulled out my bouzouki 1193%and played wild peasant songs while I danced naked around the raft." 1193% -- Sam, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1194%Quantum Leap - The comic series that spans four decades (in no 1194%particular order). 1194% -- QL Comic #8 1195%Bon Voyage. I've gotta go jump up out of a cake. 1195% -- Al, "Leaping of the Shrew" 1196%Trust me, I have no interest in your underwear. 1196%I knew it, the sun is getting to his mind. 1196% -- Sam and Al, about the contents of Vanessa's trunk, 1196% "Leaping of the Shrew" 1197%Time and space can be a bitch. 1197% -- Gooshie, "Killin' Time" 1198%Is that guy from another planet, or what? 1198%Mostly 'or what.' 1198% -- the hooker and Al, about the leapee, "Killin' Time" 1199%Who's going after him? 1199%I am. 1199%You! . . . would have been my first choice. 1199% -- Gooshie and Al, "Killin' Time" 1200%It's like nothing makes any sense any more. 1200%Welcome to my world. 1200% -- Carol and Sam, "Killin' Time" 1201%Couple of nights in bed with a hot nurse and I'll be fine. 1201% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1202%What was really wonderful about Killin' Time was the fact that we 1202%got to see the real Al Calavicci. Black leather with an attitude. 1202% -- Terri M. Librande, usenet 1203%He says, 'Take me to your leader.' So I turned him over to Gooshie. 1203%Told him he was the king of the planet Halitosis. 1203% -- Al, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1204%Gooshie, if I should suddenly pop out of existence, I want to 1204%leave everything to my first wife, Beth. 1204% -- Al, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1205%Dr. Jeckyl and Major Hyde. 1205% -- Al, referring to the Project Blue Book guys, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1206%It's _such_ a great show. 1206% -- Michael Zinberg, 3 months *after* leaving QL 1207%Things Not to Say to Dr. Samuel Beckett #57: "Get a life!" 1207% -- Roberta Kwong, usenet 1208%You saw a flying saucer. 1208%Not exactly, it wasn't that flat, it was more like a bowl. 1208% -- Al and Sam, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1209%I changed my mind . . . you *are* crazy. 1209% -- Al to Sam, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1210%Hot digi..di..di..digid... Oh, boy! 1210% -- Porky Pig, "Porky and Tea Biscuit" 1210% (well, they said Sam was going to leap into an animated 1210% character this season.) 1211%By the way, my wife - Miller's wife - is on her way here. 1211%Julie Miller. 1211%Julie, oh good, I know her first name, she probably knows mine. 1211%I mean, just think of all the things we can talk about now. 1211%Hey, it could be worse. 1211%How? 1211%You could spend your whole life in that thing. 1211%You're right. 1211% -- Sam and Al, "Nowhere to Run" 1212%Say good night Gracie. 1212% 1212%Ahhh, that felt good. 1212% -- Sam and Al, as Sam hits the obnoxious orderly, "Nowhere to Run" 1213%I saw him do it, he walked! 1213%Do you want to get the net or should I? 1213% -- the obnoxious orderly and Al, "Nowhere to Run" 1214%Arkham - the one place where costumed delusional personalities 1214%can receive compassionate help. 1214% -- a doctor, BTAS: "Dreams of Darkness" 1214%(I know, it's got nothing to do with QL, but it's such a *great* line.) 1215%Let's not do anything that I'm going to regret later. 1215% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1216%I gotta break the news to Sam, hope he's in a good mood. 1216% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1217%That's Carol Priutt and her daughter Becky. 1217%Oh, it's so nice to be on a first name basis with my hostages. 1217% -- Sam, "Killin' Time" 1218%Just a little demonstration. 1218%Of what, a cat in a garbage disposal? 1218% -- Sam and John, about Sam's music, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1219%For five years I've been watching Sam Beckett risk his life for 1219%total strangers, think about it. 1219% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1220%The right lane is for electromagnetic vehicles only. 1220% -- city streets, "Killin' Time" 1221%It's a bullet proof vest, and never track a psychotic killer 1221%without one. 1221% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1222%I could take care of you. 1222%It's tempting, but... 1222% -- the hooker and Al, "Killin' Time" 1223%I'm all right, I zigged when I should have zagged, that's all. 1223% -- Al, "Killin' Time" 1224%Do you call yourself a religious man? Probably not. 1224% -- Gooshie to Leon, "Killin' Time" 1225%Can't leave you alone for a minute can I. 1225% -- Al, after rescuing Gooshie, "Killin' Time" 1226%Pop, you are the original space cadet. 1226% -- Tim to Sam, "Star Light, Star Bright" 1227%I got me a mirror, and looked at my face and said, "Ain't life a bitch." 1227% -- Ted Klausterman, "3 Guys Naked from the Waist Down" 1228%Nothing's gone the way I planned. My life has taken turns I don't 1228%begin to understand. 1228% -- Alfred Von Wilmers, "Romance, Romance" 1229%QUANTUM LEAP VIRUS : One day your PC is a laptop, the next day it 1229%is a Macintosh, then a Nintendo. 1229% -- from a list of "computer viruses" 1230%Theorizing that one could travel through Boston on the MBTA, 1230%Dr. Sam Beckett stepped onto the Green Line... and vanished! 1230%Trapped on the `T', Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from 1230%station to station, using `T' Passes that are not his own... 1230%His only guide on the journey is Al, who appears in the form of a 1230%ticket checker that only Sam can see and hear. 1230% -- Jennifer Kirtley and Michael Escutia, usenet 1231%(my .sig is currently acting as companion for a Leaper which is 1231%why you don't see it here. I'm still working on getting it out 1231%of the Imaging Chamber...) 1231% -- Jennifer Kirtley, usenet 1232%I hadn't eaten a TV dinner since I was 11. Mom said they were 1232%disgusting, but I always thought they were food from the future. 1232% -- Sam, "Deliver Us From Evil" 1233%So, where did this studly morsel come from? 1233% -- Zoey, about Sam (of course), "Deliver Us From Evil" 1234%Multi-dimensional causality always gives me a headache. 1234% -- Larne Pekowsky, usenet 1235%Theorizing that one could travel through increasing states of 1235%cleanliness, Dr. Samuel Beckett put his socks into the washer ... 1235%they vanished! Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from day to 1235%day, wearing clothes that do not quite match ... 1235% -- Ken Kaufman, usenet 1236%Have no illusions that the government in Washington is suddenly 1236%going to become magically delicious. Except for the loud remixed 1236%theme music, the hyped-up promo spots, and a few gimmick episodes, 1236%Ziggy predicts business as usual from the Clinton administration. 1236% -- James Hall, usenet 1237%It doesn't really matter what other people do, or say. What 1237%matters is what you know in here about yourself and about others, 1237%because the most important person you have to listen to is you. 1237% -- Sam, "The Last Gunfighter" 1238%A little less sadistic this time. 1238% -- Michael Watkins, directing the prison guard on how to laugh, 1238% "Last Dance Before An Execution" 1239%Ways to gross yourself out, #23: Watch the first half of Dreams 1239%and then squoosh raw meat while making burgers (yech!) 1239%#23b: Watch Dreams while removing the giblets from the 1239%Thanksgiving turkey! 1239% (Her heart is gone! -- Oh, no here it is... :-) 1239% -- Sally Smith and Christine Gregory, usenet 1240%You two rabbits oughta be ashamed of yourselves. The weddin's 1240%tomorrow and in case you've forgotten how to count, that's one 1240%more day. 1240% -- Marie, to Sam and Abigail, "For Your Love" 1241%What matters is that you are Sam Beckett, that's the reason 1241%you got this crazy job. 1241% -- Al, "For Your Love" 1242%Don't look at me, I don't make up these assignments! 1242% -- Al, "The Last Door" 1243%Theorizing that one could time travel within one's own lifetime, 1243%Dr. Samuel Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator, and 1243%*vanished*. Five years later, his illegitimate daughter from one 1243%of his leaps, Dr. Sammi Fuller, found a way to retrieve her father, 1243%but then vanished into the accelerator taking the knowledge with 1243%her. And so, Dr. Fuller finds herself leaping from life to life..." 1243% -- Quantum Leap, the Next Generation 1243% -- Christine Gregory, usenet 1244%A freak paradox inadvertently created by Dr. Sam Beckett one 1244%evening results in the sudden appearance of a horde of stampeding 1244%time-travellers... 1244% -- "Night of the Leapers" 1244% -- Robin C. Kwong, usenet 1245%I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Quantum Leap. 1245% -- Buster Bunny, Tiny Toons 1245% 1245%Sigh ... first it's the critics, then it's the net, ... now it's Toons! :-) 1245% -- Dara Golden, usenet 1246%You know you really like Al when you brake for holograms. 1246% -- Mel Rupinski, usenet 1247%I think we need to take a trip to the little bank robber's room. 1247% -- Al, "Promised Land" 1248%They're robbing the bank to pay the bank? 1248%Well, that has a certain symmetry to it. 1248% -- Sam and Al, "Promised Land" 1249%I know that look. The "I'm gonna save the world" look. 1249% -- Al to Sam, "Promised Land" 1250%I'm Jimmy... and I'm back! 1250%Ah...boy. 1250% -- Sam and Frank, "Deliver Us From Evil" 1251%Leaping is a lonesome business, just when you start to feel 1251%comfortable, to fit in somewhere, you're gone. But today I was 1251%back with people I knew and cared about, people who cared about me. 1251% -- Sam, "Deliver Us From Evil" 1252%This is my kind of leap. 1252% -- Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties" 1253%I was talking to the guy in the waiting room, I think I found a 1253%new idol. 1253% -- Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties" 1254%I decided honesty would be the best policy. 1254%For boy scouts, not bigamists! 1254% -- Sam and Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties" 1255%I forgot my purse. 1255% -- Sam, "Liberation" 1256%She (Tina) called me a chauvinist!! 1256%You're surprised? 1256% -- Al and Sam, "Liberation" 1257%Kneepads? Kinky. 1257% -- Al, "Dr. Ruth" 1258%Just sit here and you talk about sex! Sam, look at it as a 1258%learning experience. 1258% -- Al, "Dr. Ruth" 1259%Al, you can't leave, you're an expert on this stuff, you've got 1259%to stay here and help me answer these questions! 1259% -- Sam, "Dr. Ruth" 1260%You know the question about the shoe size? Just call me Bigfoot. 1260% -- Al, "Dr. Ruth" 1261%Why do you think that you were married five times? 1261%I like variety. 1261% -- Dr. Ruth and Al, "Dr. Ruth" 1262%Helping people's what I do for a living. 1262% -- Sam, "Dr. Ruth" 1263%It may have four letters, but love is not a dirty word. 1263% -- Dr. Ruth to Al, "Dr. Ruth" 1264%You're going to meet people all through your life that have their 1264%own hopes and aspirations and fears; and those feelings influence 1264%the way they think; and that, in turn, will influence the way that 1264%you think. The hard part is to find a way to filter the good from 1264%the bad no matter who's talking to you; a man or a woman. 1264% -- Sam, "Liberation" 1265%Teleportation, maybe, but time travel-- 1265%that's one hell of a leap. 1265% -- The Chief, "Time Trax" 1266%In the first episode [of Time Trax], he travels back to 1987 to 1266%prevent the production of Quantum Leap, to make his series look 1266%original. 1266% -- Jay Leno, Tonight Show 1/21/93 1267%The White Zone is for leaping and un-leaping only... 1267% -- Warren Madden, usenet 1268%QL critics? When a show has been going as long as it has now, 1268%a show has no critics, only whiners. 1268% -- Tom Streeter 1269%Contrary to Ken Tucker's opinion, the only thing "predictable" about 1269%_Quantum Leap_ is the consistent excellence of its actors, writers, and 1269%crew. If this is predictability, then maybe TV dramas ought to be more so. 1269% -- Sally Smith, in a letter to Entertainment Weekly 1270%There's an exciting episode of Quantum Leap coming up this week. 1270%Scott Bakula will leap into a congressman who will be attempting 1270%to put enough money into his checking account to cover his future 1270%checks. 1270% -- Jay Leno, Tonight Show 3/23/92 1271%Leaping in and out of new situations has taught me to be prepared 1271%for the unusual, but I suddenly had the feeling I'd left unusual 1271%and landed smack dab in the middle of bizarre. 1271% -- Sam, "Blood Moon" 1272%He's got all the markings of the undead! 1272%And you've got all the markings of the *brain*dead. 1272% -- Al and Sam, "Blood Moon" 1273%He's got all the classic signs. He's got the pale complexion, the 1273%the beady eyes, the lustful stare. 1273%Al, you just described yourself. 1273% -- Al and Sam, "Blood Moon" 1274%Before I step into the Twilight Zone, I need just a damn minute. 1274% -- Valerie, "Revenge" 1275%Frat boys - my favorite college subject. 1275% -- Zoe, "Return" 1276%Al, what am I doing here? 1276%Who cares,... 1276% -- Sam and Al, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1277%Haven't you ever had an idol? 1277%Albert Einstein. 1277% -- Barbara and Sam, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1278%We're in the wrong-righting business. 1278% -- Al, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1279%It's like looking at Helen of Troy or Botticelli's Venus... 1279%naked! 1279% -- Al, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1280%Then come on in. 1280%YES! 1280%No! 1280% -- Marilyn, Al and Sam, when she asks Sam to join her in the 1280% pool, skinny dipping, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1281%Double your pleasure, double your fun. 1281% -- Al, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1282%I hate towels. 1282% -- Al, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1283%What ever made you decide to study acting? 1283%Watching my own movies. 1283% -- Sam and Marilyn, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1284%As a critic he's a wonderful chauffeur. 1284% -- Marilyn, about "Dennis", "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1285%You're a stronger man than I am. 1285% -- Al to Sam, "Goodbye Norma Jean" 1286%It was HIM, it was HIM! BIGFOOT! 1286% 1286% -- Daniel and (in a very tiny whisper) Sam, "The Beast Within" 1287%Over the years I've leaped into a lot of hairy situations, but 1287%this one was more than I'd expected. 1287% -- Sam, "The Beast Within" 1288%Good morning, can I get you anything? 1288% -- Sam to the deer, "The Beast Within" 1289%You're enjoying this a little too much! 1289% -- Sam to Al, "The Leap Between the States" 1290%I don't eat with barnyard animals. 1290% -- Frank to "Elvis", "Memphis Melody" 1291%Sam, you're turning the King of Rock 'n' Roll into Donnie and Marie! 1291% -- Al, "Memphis Melody" 1292%Al, news-flash, Ziggy has been wrong before. 1292% -- Sam, "Memphis Melody" 1293%Let's have a big hand for little Billy C. all the way from Hope, 1293%Arkansas. 1293% -- the announcer at the talent show, about a little sax player, 1293% "Memphis Melody" 1294%Away... Away.... Away down south in Dixie. 1294% Oh, boy... Oh, boy... 1294% -- Sam and Al, "Memphis Melody" 1295%You've got to reach for the stars, not for the ceiling. 1295% -- Sam, "Memphis Melody" 1296%I wish I WAS in Dixie, not I wish I WERE. 1296% -- Al, "Memphis Melody" 1297%In 1954 the world was not ready for Sonny and Cher. As a matter 1297%of fact, the world was NEVER ready for Sonny and Cher. 1297% -- Al, "Memphis Melody" 1298%Now Jailhouse Rock gets recorded by the Monkees. And Heartbreak 1298%Hotel gets recorded by . . . Tony Orlando and Dawn!" 1298% -- Al, "Memphis Melody" 1299%And some sad news. Our own network here, NBC, has canceled the 1299%television show "Quantum Leap". 1299% (Awwwwww....) 1299%It was a good show, but it was ranked 82 out of a hundred shows. 1299%It was 82nd. It was _82nd_. Boy, not only are we losing "Cheers", 1299%our highest rated show, we're also losing "Quantum Leap", our 1299%SECOND highest rated show. This is terrible! It's terrible! 1299%Oh, man... 1299% (laughter and applause) 1299%(looks up into audience) All the NBC brass is here. I'll go get a 1299%job with Allstate in the morning. 1299% -- Jay Leno, Tonight Show 4/26/92 1300%IMO, QL is one of the best shows ever to come from across the pond. The 1300%name of the game is good plots and character interaction. Many series 1300%don't have either of these yet manage to last twice as long because a lot 1300%of the public like rubbish and the execs. wouldn't know a good show if it 1300%was painted with pink spots and jumped up and down in front of them. 1300% -- Edwin, usenet 1301%We are all born mad. Some remain so. 1301% -- Samuel Beckett 1301%Yeah, like the NBC execs. 1301% -- Tracy Finifter, usenet 1302%If you have followed Leap, then you may want to pick up a 1302%high-grade tape for tonight's episode. 1302% -- Mike Antonucci, San Jose Mercury News, for Mirror Image 1303%I was born roughly the same time I cam through that door. 1303% -- Sam, "Mirror Image" 1304%Gooshie, this isn't working, I'm getting dizzy! 1304% -- Al, in the Imaging Chamber, "Mirror Image" 1305%Whatever Sam's drinking, I'll have one! 1305% -- Voice in the bar crowd, in response to Sam describing a 1305% leap, "Mirror Image" 1306%Beth never remarried. 1306%She and Al have four daughters 1306%and will celebrate their 39th 1306%wedding anniversary in June. 1306% -- The End, "Mirror Image" 1307%Suppose you were a priest. 1307%I WAS a priest. 1307%So you were. If the priesthood had been your *chosen* life ... 1307% -- Bartender Al and Sam, "Mirror Image" 1308%Al's Place: Where Leapers can be themselves! 1308% -- Beth Hlabse, usenet 1309%Sometimes, that's the way it is. 1309% -- Bartender Al, "Mirror Image" 1310%Once upon a time in a little coal mining town called Cokeburg, PA, 1310%there was a man named Albert who owned a bar. Some of the patrons 1310%and townspeople were named Gooshie, Tonchi, Stawpah, Ziggy, and so 1310%forth. 1310% 1310%And Al's son Don grew up and became a famous TV producer of a very 1310%well-loved show... 1310% -- Sally (LB) Smith, usenet 1311%Don likes to mess with our heads. 1311% -- Sally (LB) Smith, usenet 1312%That too. 1312% -- Ziggy, "Mirror Image" 1313%Hang on. 1313%To WHAT? 1313% -- Gooshie and Al, getting a lock in the Imaging Chamber, 1313% "Mirror Image" 1314%Stawpah was a leaper! 1314%Stawpah was Ukrainian. 1314% -- Sam and Gooshie, "Mirror Image" 1315%Where would you like to go, Sam? 1315%Home. 1315% -- Bartender Al and Sam, "Mirror Image" 1316%God Bless, Sam. 1316% -- Bartender Al, "Mirror Image" 1317%Leapers never die, they jump to a new station (dimension) that 1317%maintains quality shows! 1317% -- Ronald Kijewski, usenet 1318%What matter wounds to the body of the knight-errant? For each time 1318%he falls, he shall rise again--and woe to the wicked!" 1318% --Sam Beckett as Don Quixote, "Catch a Falling Star" 1319%Now we know why Sam was named for an existentialist playwrite. 1319% -- Crystal Hagel, at MediaWestCon '93, talking about "Mirror Image" 1320%"Dean Stockwell is doing a 2 hour 'Bonanza' TV movie..." 1320% -- report from Sally Smith, Usenet 1320%"Bonanza was never like this..." 1320% -- Sam, "How the Tess was Won" 1321%Pinhead network executives are the exclusive intellectual property 1321%0f NBC. 1321% -- Jay Leno, Tonight Show 7/21/93 1322%When it comes to quantum leaping, will wanders never cease? 1322% -- Robin Kwong, usenet 1323%Subject: In GTF, We Strongly Suspect 1323%On Moonlighting this afternoon (the episode listed in the subject), 1323%Maddie mentioned how her life in the last year had taken a "quantum 1323%leap backward." I sort of smirked at that and said, "She should 1323%talk, eh, Sam?" :-) 1323% -- Jason Dzembo, usenet 1324%Dr. Sam Beckett lives in the hearts of all who believe! 1324% -- Barbara Geraud, usenet 1325%You let too much time go by and you could lose touch with reality. 1325% -- Al the Bartender, "Mirror Image" 1326%Yours is just one voice speaking in a hurricane. 1326%Sometimes one voice is all it takes. 1326% -- Ada and Sam, "Justice" 1327%Me? I serve beer. I leave punishing to other people. 1327% -- Al the Bartender, "Afterimage" by Gina Goff 1328%A bright time traveler named Bakula, 1328%Wound up in the life of Count Dracula. 1328% He had a bad Quantum Leap, 1328% And turned into a creep, 1328%But everything came out spectacula! 1328% -- David Salley on "Blood Moon", usenet 1329%It's a QL thing, you wouldn't understand. 1329% -- Phil Zeman, usenet 1330%An MST3K quote that works for QL (sorta): 1330%History is fun -- especially when you make it up yourself!" 1330% -- Mel Rupinski, usenet 1331%> What does this man have that women can't resist? 1331%> -- an ad for Quantum Leap 1331%I could fill up a whole screen without going below his neck! 1331% -- Barbara Geraud, usenet 1332%This *is* the happiest place on Earth! 1332% -- Dara Golden, at DisneyLand, after seeing Scott Bakula there 1333%Theorising that one could complete a Chemistry degree within her 1333%own lifetime, Miss Emma Reid stepped into Heriot-Watt University 1333%and Vanished.... 1333%She awoke to find herself trapped in the chemistry lab, facing 1333%spatulas that were not her own, and driven by an unknown force to 1333%change lab coat for the better. 1333%Her only guide on this journey is Rob, a lab partner from her own 1333%course, who appears in the form of a bunsen burner that only Emma 1333%can see and hear... 1333%And so Miss Reid finds herself experimenting from week to week, 1333%striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time 1333%that her next lab will be the lab home... 1333% -- Emma Reid, usenet 1334%Quantum Leap has had a profound effect on my style of dress. 1334%Thanks to Al, I now wear ties, wild vests, strange color combinations, 1334%gold and coppery blouses, colorful shoes and lots of costume jewelry. 1334%Fortunately, that's *all* the influence he's had! 1334% -- Julie Jekel, usenet 1335%Trapped in the past, Capt. Picard finds himself leaping from girl 1335%to girl, putting things wrong that once went right and hoping each 1335%time that his next leap will be the leap home. Well it's not really 1335%Quantum Leap, but he should have seen his "young" body in the 1335%mirror. 1335% -- Phil Kernick's review of ST:TNG "Tapestry", usenet 1336%Here is the text from the beginning of all Quantum leap's episodes in 1336%France: Sam is speaking... 1336% 1336%Tout a commence alors que je dirigeais une experience de voyage dans 1336%le temps appelee Code Quantum. Lors de cette experience, une horloge 1336%cosmique dereglee me fit passer de l'etat de physicien a celui de 1336%pilote d'essai, ce qui aurait put etre amusant si j'avais su piloter... 1336%Heureusement je suis aide par Al mon ange gardien qui me suis depuis le 1336%debut. Malheureusement, Al est un hologramme et je suis le seul a pouvoir 1336%communiquer avec lui. Bref, je me promene dans le temps, passant de la 1336%peau d'un personnage a un autre en essayant de reparer les erreurs du 1336%passe, et j'espere chaque fois que mon prochain saut dans le temps me 1336%ramenera chez moi et me rendra enfin mon vrai visage... 1336% Oh bravo.. 1336% 1336%Code Quantum is the name of Quantum Leap in France and means .... Code 1336%Quantum (this seems to be the code name of this top secret experience in 1336%France). 1336% -- Frederick Papkoff, usenet