"How the Tess Was Won"
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-- Sam, "How the Tess was Won"
Piggy .... Piggy .... here Piggy
-- Sam, "How The Tess Was Won"
Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey ...
-- Buddy, "How the Tess was Won"
Buddy, why don't you try Peggy Sue? It'll sound better.
-- Sam, "How the Tess Was Won"
Couldn't you give them name tags?
-- Sam (glancing heavenward), "How the Tess was Won"
That's a cross we all have to bear, performance under pressure.
-- Al, "How the Tess was Won"
She took my second favorite organ and stomped it to death with her 4 inch spiked heels.
-- Al (about Tina), "How the Tess was Won"
~Al: Oh, well, almost all animals can see me. But you know, there must be
something weird lookin' about me, because I seem to intimidate them.