"A Leap for Lisa"

 Some kid.  This guy's got more women than you do.
-- Sam (to Al), "A Leap for Lisa"

You're married?
Yes, so is my husband.
-- Sam and Lisa, "A Leap for Lisa"

And don't call me Samuel, the last person to do that was my great aunt Tilly.
-- Sam to St. John, "A Leap for Lisa"

Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca.
-- Sam to the mirror, "A Leap for Lisa"

How's Tina?
This is no time to ask about my love life.
-- Sam and Al, "A Leap for Lisa"

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