"Stand-Up"

Mac's body is found in the desert in ...1982...and 1985...and 1989.  He's lizard food.
-- Al, "Stand Up"

You can make me any time ... laugh, make me laugh.
-- Al, "Stand Up"

Mac's fuze is shorter than his life line.
-- Al, "Stand Up"

You're not supposed to be funny, you're a scientist!
-- Al, "Stand Up"

I oughta belt you.
You don't have to, I've got a cummerbund.
-- Sam and Mac, "Stand Up"

What are you gonna do with that pie? <Jaws music> Sam...  ...What are you gonna do with that... <SPLAT>
-- Al, when Sam tries to smash a pie in the holgram's face, "Stand-Up"

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