"Unchained" |
Who
would have the best reason to kill Jake? Oh! Does he have any ex-wives... -- Sam and Al, "Unchained" You know, it's funny, if I wasn't a hologram, I could swear I could smell skunk. -- Al, "Unchained" Who would have the best reason to kill Jake? Ooo! Does he have any ex-wives? -- Sam and Al, "Unchained" Gee Sam, it kind of looks like you're dressed up for hard time. This is the latest thing in prison escapes. It looks more like a chain gang. Thank you, Dr. Watson. -- Al and Sam, "Unchained" You gotta find out who the real guy is then get me the information so I can get it to people who can do something about it. Yah, and if I had blond hair and I could sing, I'd be Madonna. -- Sam and Al, "Unchained" Doggie, doggie, doggie... we got chicken flavor right this way! -- Al, "Unchained" If I'd have known I'd have to do this much running, I would have worn my cross training shoes. -- Al, "Unchained" Geez Sam, what are they giving you to eat here? Road kill? -- Al, "Unchained" Unless we sprout wings, we're gonna die here now. There's always a way. We just need a little help, that's all. You talkin' about Al? I heard you talkin' to him last night. -- Sam and Boone, "Unchained" Do you think Al likes snow? I don't remember, I don't think I ever asked him. -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" ...Find me some place with a lot of space--not too many people around, settle down. Maybe you and Al could come and visit. That'd be nice. I'd like that. -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" Sam--cock fight is Southern prison slang for a fight between two prisoners. To the *death*. -- Al, "Unchained" Hey, Cooley, look at this. There's gotta be a couple of thousand dollars here. I be damned if the grocery business isn't something I otta look into. -- Monroe, "Unchained" I guess that rules out robbery. Which leaves only 999 other motives, Al. -- Al and Sam, "Unchained" Hey, tell Al good bye for me. He can hear ya! Thanks Al! -- Boone and Sam, "Unchained" Sam, that was incredible, you made Houdini look like a piker. -- Al, on Sam's underwater escape, "Unchained" |
