Roles
Actress: QD Leap - Doctor Verbena
Beeks (2003)
Website
http://tenrai.net
E-Mail
Unpublished
Ophelia is an albino
Siamese twin, joined at the hip with a Christmas Turkey. She enjoys dressing in grass
skirts and making fun of the lawnmower. Her future plans include evolving into pure
energy, and leaving all you primates behind. She detests stupidity, which has led to her
current status as a hermit in the Canadian Rockies. Her new CD, "Yodeling for
Cheeseburgers" (released under an independent label) will be hitting shelves in a
Wal-Mart near you some time next month.
But in actuality, Ophelia is a rising
freshman at Sir Wilfred Grenfell College in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, where she hopes to
pursue a theatre degree and become a famous actress. You may all stop sniggering now. She
runs her own audio production company, Bubble and Squeak, and divides her free time between Pump It Up, Dance Dance
Revolution, and Para Para Paradise.
