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November 8th, 2004
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By Helen

 

Having finally finished the (potential) Virtual Seasons episode I’ve been working on, (Shameless plug!) which has consumed my every writing moment for weeks, I came up for air and suddenly realised – oh gosh, I’m due to write a Rodette Vision!

I told myself: in the words of The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy, DON’T PANIC - all I need is a topic of discussion….

Hmmmm…..

Okay, looking at Quantum Leap from a writer’s perspective, one thing I am constantly on the lookout for is an unusual or at least unused profession for Sam to Leap into. This came to the forefront again in a conversation I had recently with Jennie, dealing with the American ‘obsession’ with perfect teeth, and their perception of British people as lacking any orthodontic self-respect. Hey! I said, that reminds me, I don’t think I’ve read a story where Sam is a dentist!

Now I haven’t read all the fanfic out there by any means (though I’m enjoying working through the previous Virtual Seasons enormously) so I may have missed some, but I have come up with the beginnings of a list of some of the jobs that I don’t think Sam has done yet.

Some of these are already forming into the germs of ideas for my upcoming stories, (I have a least a dozen in various stages from basic outline to part written) others are on the back-burner or up for grabs, but I thought it might be interesting to spark off a discussion among you guys as to the job you would most like to see Sam tackle.

Obviously, those situations that involve danger or embarrassment for our hero tend to make for the best ‘TV’ (or reading), but there is potential in any occupation if you look for the implications of Sam doing something he hasn’t been trained for, and the job itself needn’t always be the most important aspect of the leap. Scott once said they would have liked to do the story where he was a baby (which Sue and I have started to play with!) and using that interview (on the CD) as my starting place, thinking of him doing something at the other end of the Kennedy story, I head my list with:

 

President of the United States of America (take your pick which one.)

Queen of England???

Then, at the opposite end of the social structure….

Garbage disposal operative

Sewage worker

Rat catcher

And moving on in no particular order…

Sam has been a teacher, of various subjects from English Lit to Sex Ed, but I don’t think he has been a Principal, or Dean of College, or conversely, the school bus driver.

Masseuse

Midwife

Chiropodist

Dentist (as already mentioned)

Veterinary surgeon (he may be okay helping cows to calve, but what about giving injections to a cat that hisses and scratches and bites, or dealing with exotic pets?)

Looking after the shark pool at Marine Land

Crocodile hunter

Gamekeeper in Kenya

Chef in a top restaurant

Serving at McDonalds

Supermarket checkout girl

Petrol pump attendant

Pizza delivery boy

Motorbike messenger (Maybe having to deliver an organ for transplant?)

Firework maker

Shoe sales girl (trying shoes on people with smelly feet all day)

Florist

Architect

Bricklayer

Steeplejack

Window cleaner (especially on skyscrapers)

Train Driver

Tea picker

Wine taster

Perfume tester

Art restorer

Potter

Television engineer/ Cable guy

First violin in major philharmonic orchestra

Opera singer

Calvin Klein model

Movie director

Make up artist

Telesales operator

Ambassador or Diplomat of some sort

CEO of Fox network, or Universal studios!

Bill Gates

Steven Hawking

Marine salvage operative

Olympic gymnast

Skating instructor

Sumo wrestler

Children’s TV presenter – especially pre-school

Toy maker

Puppeteer (I can see him getting tangled in the strings of a marionette!)

Car salesman

Auctioneer (either motor vehicles or antiques)

Lab technician responsible for testing condoms! (My sister-in-law actually did this job for a while- along with incontinence pads and sanitary towels - and part of her duties was going round public lavatories, seeing how many could be flushed in succession before the loo blocked!)

On which note, gentle reader, I will leave you to hurry on over to the comment thread, to vote on your favorite idea, or to add more of your own "most wanted leaps".

Who knows, any number of these could turn up as Virtual Season stories, or published on the Al’s Place fan fiction pages – writers, are any of you up for the challenge? Greg? Damon? Anyone?

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